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What's so hard about that?

LANDLORD'S HYMN
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If you pay, you stay. If you cheat you get beat. If you stay and don't pay, you don't get to live another day. And, if you burn my building down, I'll just collect my insurance and then hire someone to make you an example to my other tenants.

Confess your sin, grovel to your boss and work an extra weekend day without pay as penance.

If they were perverted sicko homo pictures, then quit your job and check yourself into a treatment center like "Exile" where they can get you right with God.

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It is the dissarming of citizens that permitted the Chinese Government to launch an attack on Christians and Jews at one of America's premier universities.

The opperative was of Chinese origin and had military training from an, as of yet undiscloed, "Asian" organization.

Will this mean war with China? Or just more proof that the Arab terrorists are still attacking and killing unarmed Americans.

You Aussies are sitting ducks, you don't even have a chance.

"Surely hasn't kept petrol pricing down. "

Of course it hasn't. The war was never about oil, stealing Iraqi oil or keeping gas prices down for Aussies and Americans.

The extreme short sightedness of liberals, communists, socialists and drug-guzzling hippies is really very "chimpish".

Non-core John has looked at the latest figures and assures us that they are wrong unless they aren't, and workers have nothing to worry about, unless they do He was backed-up by the treasurer, who urged unemployed homeless mothers to have an extra baby or two for the Bureau of Statistics and the Treasury.
- Confused again

Probably true, but their balls dropped off instead, and they looked like John Howard with advanced anorexia.
- Dick Limp

Who has shares in tissue paper?
- Howard Rudd

Most categories of ejaculation frequency were unrelated to risk of prostate cancer. However, high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.

When you see the inner workings of these political parties, all you will want is to exterminate every last one of these filthy vermin.
- Ex Liberal Voter

According to gun rights activists such as Aaron Zelman of Jews For The Preservation of Firearms, VA Tech has "blood on its hands" for disarming the victims and other students who could potentially have stopped the killer in his tracks in the three hour time period he was allowed to carry out his rampage by cowardly police who hid behind trees as the carnage ensued.
- Ex Liberal Voter

A bit confusing, as this was their finding:
Conclusions: Our results suggest that ejaculation frequency is not related to increased risk of prostate cancer.

Osama is bigger than ever.

Virtually unknown before 'The War on Terror'. Osama and his movement are now nearly bigger than Jesus.

Thanks Yanks. We didn't need this. And why? For Haliburton and friends? Surely hasn't kept petrol pricing down.

We have the right to destroy anyone who attacks us, or anyone who is perceived to attack us, or anyone who we think might attack us one day.

This is how we protect ourselves and our future.

It is why we need guns with us at all times. So we can protect ourselves against anyone we need to protect ourselves against.

...that Yanks and guns are a bad mix.

And you don't need to pull your wang to believe that!

"you "destroyed" the Taliban but missed Bin Laden and Al_Qaeda because you were so keen to whack Saddam."

Perfect example of twisted logic right there. One has nothing to do with the other. Saddam signed a peace treaty, violated the treaty numerous times and committed many other attrocious and independant terrorist acts - that's why we wacked him.

The Taliban has been destroyed; so has most of Al Qaeda. Bin Laden could be dead for all we know, burried somewhere on the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan. Who cares, he's done, has no influence or control over anything, if he is still alive. You don't have to kill someone to completely defeat him - and Bin Laden has been thoroughly defeated. Some of his followers must not be made to follow in his foot path. We will gladly make them maryters for Allah!

Bin Laden is a coward, if he is still alive. Afraid to speak, afraid to be seen, afraid to act, and afraid to fight. If he is still alive (which I doubt), we've cut his balls off and have given him a slit in its place so that the queer folks of Afghanistan can use him as a cum sack and not spread AIDs.

Osama has been long ago defeated, I know it, you know it, and the world know it - whanting to admit it or not is a different matter.

OK so you "destroyed" the Taliban but missed Bin Laden and Al_Qaeda because you - that is, your terminally insane Prez - were so keen to whack Saddam. Man, you blew it, big-time! Al Qaeda are back in style in Afghanistan, Iraq is a failed State, and the US has to scrape up all the weekend warriors (aka National Guards) it can get to joi the meat grinder... Nice one, Ricky, With US victories like this, Osama must be shaking in his curly toed slippers!

Well fucken tell us cunt.

Is it not written or is it?

Just say it wasn't pornography. It was Japanese Performance Art.

What I suggest is to Google this word: ozbest2
- Ex Liberal Voter

Do what I do whenever I get in trouble. Tell them no one told me it was wrong.

That Singleton twat can stick his whale-safe beer up his fuckin arse, how can anyone support the crap that Alan Jones comes out with; Kevin Rudd = John Howard , what's the difference? They can all fuck off!

This is our philosophy too Ricky - very wise.

Ricky, land-price speculation drives the majority of the national white-anting activity. Just make land speculation a crime, stick speculators in prison and confiscate their so-called investments instead of glorifying these parasites. Almost immediately the immigration/multiculturalism racket would crumble, housing would become cheaper and a better balance of work and wealth would result. It might even be possible to have some sort of nation. We might need to exterminate politicians to get the ball rolling.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Yes, I agree with Ricky 100%

Citiznes should need to force their Nations to look at things just ONE WAY, their way.

Citizens have the power to force their governments to listen to the. The White Majority (in western nations) have the power to elect people that will represent their interests and preserve their rights. But,why don't they do this? Why doesn't the majority elect only those people that will preserve majority interests?

To do otherwise is self-defeating. Nations do not become stronger as a result of diversity; they become stronger as a result of homogeny.

The answer is "Laziness". People become lazy, and don't care about preserving their Nation for themselves and for their children. People become greedy and will whore out their Nation for more money. Greedy and Lazy people who preach diversity, imigration, and global economy must be outed.

These people must be named. They must be methodically listed, tracked and catagorized. They must be restricted. They must have their businesses, wealth, and greed-driven enterprises stripped from them. They must be gathered up and placed in restricted zones.

This is what strong Nations are built upon. Intolerance of those who would undermine society or diversify society to a point where it is not even recognizable any longer, shall be revered!!! Shall be praised. Shall be promoted into the ranks of guardians who would protect our National interests. This is the only way to survive and continue to thrive. One Nation, one people, one spirit, one way. For the preservation of National Pride, furtherance of National Prosperity, and new generations committed to National Unity.

I once saw a pic of Alan the Parrot doing a Greek dance in full traditional Greek garb - to the embarrasment and horror of the Earlwood(NSW) Greeks. Does anyone have a copy of that pic? Jones lost that seat for the Liberal Party because of his suckholing to the Earlwood Greeks.
- Ex Liberal Voter

How long ago was that pic? I reckon he has more hair now. Must have had that hair transplant.

They should wind up that little country and give it back to Indonesia. It is ridiculous to expect a country of 600 000 to survive.

Dear Winston, you should have learned by now that the revolution never ends. The proles have their footy, they have Alan, they have John, they have Newspeak, they have Rupert Murdoch's informative publications, they have massive house prices, their chocolate ration was raised from 50 grams per week to 20 grams per week. Soon they shall happily eat human wastes...
- O'Brien (Inner Party Member)

The USA is the most battle hardened nation on this planet. Win or loose, we will be much stronger in defense and offense than most other nations, as a result of the effort. The bottom line - completely destroy the United States and its citizens. Otherwise, agression only makes us stronger in the long run.

First, you completely ignore that we rightfully invaded Afghanistan and destroyed the Taliban. Thus, I suppose you concede this action was just and rightful on our part. This ends the discussion in Afghanistan.

Second, we were justified in invading Iraq on three grounds: 1) Saddam was openly and publicly supporting and encouraging terrorism world wide. He flaunted the fact that he paid money to families of suicide bombers who worked for terrorist organizations. There is no denying this. 2) Saddam entered a treaty with the US, whereby the US withheld further aggression during the Iraq/Kuait war. In return for the US not invading the rest of Iraq and occupying it during the 1st Gulf War, Saddam agreed to inspections, no-fly zone, selling oil for food only, and a number of other conditions. He violated each and every point of that treaty - that alone justifies a full fleged invasion of Iraq. 3) There is undeniable proof that Saddam did in fact harbour terrorist training camps, which he funded, inside of Iraq.

This is more than enough - we don't need to show anything else. We could be wrong about WMD's, etc., and it doesn't make a bit of difference - we were and are fully justified in invading and occupying Iraq based on the above alone.

Your argument goes something like this: The prosecuter claims that Abdul murdered John, murdered Sally, raped, Bill and Susan, tortured Ralph and Jane by sawing off their limbs, murdered Butch, Brett, and Bobby and blew up a daycare center with 50 children inside. The Defense shows that there is some doubt about whether the Abdul actually raped Bill because some of the seman extracted from Bill's bung hole didn't match Abdul's, eventhoug Bill is a known man-whore.

So, according to Alex, it was a travesty of justice that Abdul was ever accused, or tried for any crime at all - after all, there is some evidence to doubt the prosecutor's pursuit of the rape charge pertaining to Bill.

And what a Voice. It is magnificent.

As the US wars-of-choice in Afghanistan and Iraq drag on, the the USA will retreats to its billion dollar bunkers and its armed forces - overstretched, undermanned - will mutiny. One thing you dont read about is how many deserters there already are... no national guardsman wants to be in Iraq... nor she he/she be... Just wait... time will tell!

No Ric, Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 until those halfwits in the Grey House invaded it. And the Taliban were business associates of the US govt... Like the Iraqi minister said: the US was ignorant before invading and aarrogant during occupation. And whole world knoews what a pack of two-face hypocrites the US govt is... Oh, and Ric, you have LOST the "war o terror-ISM"... I can't wait for the US Army to mutiny!

Ah, Nutty Ned, surery you mean Fled Frintsto?
- Chan

Fred Flinstone for President and Barney Vice-President.

Couldnt do any worse than the clowns they have now.

I agree that no one should nuke Iran for kidnapping a few sailors.

The real problem with Iran is several fold:

1. Iran continues to send opperatives (yes, we have captured and verified many) into Iraq to assist the insurgents.

2. Iran continues to manufacture road-side-bombs and supplies Iraq with those and other weapons - yes, this has been verified as well.

3. Iran had many high level opperatives imbeded with Hizbulah during the latest skirmish between Lebanon and Israel. Iran supplied huge stockpiles of weapons to Hizbulah to engage in an unprovoked war with Israel. Yes, the weapons, and the opperatives have been positively identified as Iranian. Yes, Israel has many times borded Iranian shipping vessels on its way to Lebanon and Gaza, and have found large caches of weapons.

4. Iran has supplied money, and logistical support to islamic terrorist organizations - even Iran does not dispute this.

5. Iran kidnapped British soldiers that were no where near Iranian waters and held them hostage, similar to what they did to American soldiers in the 1980's.

6. Iran's leaders preach genocide against Jews and Israel.

7. Iran is clearly trying to obtain the materials and technology necessary to manufacture nuclear weapons - their lies about it being for "peaceful" purposes is ridiculous to anyone with any knowledge about nuclear reactors, nuclear materials, uranium enrichment and what is necessary to construct nuclear reactors to produce electricity. The lies are so bad, they can only fool your average American Union worker Democrat and most Australians, simply because they live on the ass end of the world.

So, what's your point, Esfandyar? That we should leave Iran alone? Ignore Iran's export of aggression and war? Ignore Iran's leaders' rantings about genocide? Ignore Iran's plans for a nuclear holocaust?

It's not about a few sailors, Esfandyar. It's about much, much more than that. Since you have access to the internet, do your own research. You might try to excuse and discount everything you find about your own country, but it will give you a clue why some of us believe that destroying it is merely a matter of survival.

Oh, and if you think I'm scared of Iran and what it intends to do....

I am. It's comming down to this, Esfandyar, kill or be killed. And, I for one would rather err on the side of killing a few inocents to slaughter the guilty evil ones rather than be the inocent lamb being slaughtered by your people. I'll take my place in Hell, right next to the worst of them, if necessary.

We were attacked in our own country; and our citizens (yours as well) have been attacked through out the world by organizations that reside in Iraq and controlled Afghanistan. We are well within our rights to destroy those who attack us.

I am from IRAN
but
I am not the one(RICKY was saying about me)

now they english soldiers are released and I think there is no need to nulear bomb to attack to IRAN

and also there is no need to biological research of BENway

IRAN is seprated from ARAB
ricky u should note that IRAN is separated from palastine and so on


because MALE to MALE speaking is nt interesting i wont continue to speak with you after you 'd send the next comment

thanks for facilility of AUSSIE

Aren't we supposed to be the good guys? the enlightened, democratic West? Every civilian terrorised, maimed or killed by American action in Iraq and Afghanistan is proof that the West are exactly the kind of careless, callous crusaders al-queda accuses it of being

I don't rightly know why you would need mine, but it is certainly available to you for a price. The brain scan, on the otherhand, isn't something that I cary around in my back pocket, Dr. Benway. However, I would be glad to provide you with magnetic imaging of my brain at work, also for a slight charge.

Please forward me an airline ticket and pay my taxi fare in advance so that I can visit with you. I'm sure that, working together, we can extract lots of blood for you to observe.

I'm so sorry, but I do not remember the Manchurian Candidate. Momma didn't let us watch TV or movies as she felt they were pure sin that rotted the soul. And, the only books momma approved of, until I was 12, was the Bible, books on evolution, and biographies of Wilhelm Wagner - oh, how momma loved his music so!

This time I actually agree with your sentiment. - Shock.

You are right. There is a huge amount of torture, rape and murder that the Muslim World perpetrates on other religions, be they Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, Jew......somewhere in the world and it seems that no-one of any consequence speaks out. It IS without doubt an attempt to pacify them 'cos they have a reputation of being hot-heads and riot at the drop of a hat. Not to mention the sheer large population. Where will it end?

A classic example of this was the long and deafening silence around the world when they destroyed the world's largest Buddha in Afghanistan. If that's not a travesty, what is?

There is a reason why your Aussie conservative party is called the "Liberal Party" - that's because it's more liberal than all of the fruits and nuts in California. They did what all of the American Homosexuals, Budahists, Hippies, Peacenicks, and Communists couldn't do - CONFISCATE ALL OF YOUR HANDGUNS AND OTEHR FIREARMS!!!

If that ain't "liberal", then I don't know what is. Furthermore, your "Liberal" party doles out money, food, places to live, etc. to millions of worthless unproductives. You people call them "conservatives", but their name says it all: your "Liberal" party has been over-run by peacenicks, atheists, communists, GUN BANNERS, and Drug-guzzling Hippies.

Why don't you Ausies just kill yourselves right now. Go ahead, just suck the end of an exahust pipe or guzzle more drugs than your livers can handle. You and your children are doomed to slavery, and then when they don't need you anymore, your government will simply start shoving you in ovens by the millions.

Ricky is right about fearing the Liberal Conspiracy. We should all be scared of Liberal Party psychopaths raping decent folk up the back passage with sandpaper dildoes, or forcing us to masturbate with steel wool. There is so much evil emanating from the Al-KirriBilli mosque, that it almost glows with demonic energies. I have offered to re-program these Liberal Party vegetables into decent normal-behaving folk, but they just laughed at me! If I get their head demon into RP, see if they laugh then...

in Meritt Island, Florida. Got a wiff of her stank when a horndog cain't keep his pecker-in-his-pants friend of mine took me there one night.

He was infatuated with the Ayrab girl. But, he was a good old white boy. He didn't give no nevermind 'bout her, just treated her like the animal that she was - not that he was mean or noth'n like that to her. He's a vegitarian, and he ain't into being cruel to animals.

are doomed! You better believe I'm scared. Scared of all of the evil, torture, rape and murder that the Muslim World worships, and that the Liberal Lemmings are willing to tolerate in lame attempts to pacify such evil.

as the resident sex maniac on xeboxnews, I wonder Ricky where are these "titty bars"?
And do they have "tittys" on show?

Sounds like heaven. Women of all nations I hope; maybe some of them with tits on top peckers down below.

All of womankind on show at the "titty" bar.

As I said, I am very interested.