Mister Scumbag Slime Man

This is not actually Bob Dylan


Hey, Mister Scumbag-Slime-Man
Please take some GST
I'm flat-busted and there
Ain't no place I'm going to
Hey, Mister Centrelink-Man
Will you please just breach me
For some jingle-jangle loose change
I'll come following you

Take me for a trip upon your
Magic surplus-ship
My dull mind cannot get hip
To how my money you do grip
My earnings have been stripped
I'm ready for my ID Card,
I'm ready for my chains
Reward for all my pains
Cast your Liberal spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey, Mister Lolly-Bag-Man
Please take some GST
I'm flat-busted and there
Ain't no place I'm going to
Hey, Mister Centrelink-Man
Will you please just breach me
For some jingle-jangle loose change
I'll come following you

.oOo.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Quite a few sail on the good ship Surplus! They should watch out for the hidden reefs...
    - Ex Liberal Voter
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Oh yes, that's our little Satanist, right there! I noticed his little mate in crime, Dubya, making the mano cornuto while the Queen was to his right. They seem to like having their Lord Satan use them as finger puppets. Johnny is careful not to be on camera when making his own special little gestures - clever little Johnny...
    - anti666
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Why wait for the Dystopian Future when you can have it right now?
    - John Howard
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I think it is just terrible how you people make fun of poor mister Howard - calling him "John Skidmark PM" and "non-core suckhole" and names too awful to repeat. Why don't you let him "get the job done in Iraq" and "stay the course" and "not resile" and reform everything until he is satisfied?
    (He tries so hard for Jesus - he really does!)
    - Doreen of Dulwich Hill
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    You can get a load of laughs on the little national skidmark, just Google this word: ozbest2
    - Oh, the shame of it all, the shame of it all!
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