Johnny Gropes The Dopes

This is not a love poem {:-(



Costello smirks, thus real danger lurks
Non-core Johnny is near, so nothing to fear?

Into your hand a dollar he'll shove
Whispers to you, "Trust me, this is real love"

Reaching into your pants, he feels and he gropes
In the same way he puts Oz on the ropes




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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    ha! brilliant! absolutely fucking BRILLIANT! i'll have to get one of my masterpieces up someday.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Bullshit alert! Latest headlines: "RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT LEVEL" What a load of crap! Labor is too scared to ring the bell on this statistical pea-and-thimble trick.
    - Ex Liberal Voter
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