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Basically, I would use the following lies from the link I posted in my initial post.

Lies numbers: 1, 7, 10, 16, 17, 18, 19, 23, 24, 25, 28, 29, 31, 32 & 34. I am open to suggestions from contributers as to increasing the number or cutting some out.

Followed by the following text:

"Truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life."
John Howard
ABC Radio "AM", 25 August 1995

Lies about the lies

When confronted by this record of lies, Mr Howard ducks, dodges, and diverts attention.
He resorts to his dense, lawyerly language.
He reaches for the books to find an exception, a technicality, or a qualification that can get him off the hook.

I will mention how the average taxpayer is now paying $10,300 more in tax than when he was elected.

About his promise to keep interest rates down versus the 5 rate rises. The AWB scandal, taxpayer funded political ads, new interest/action in Aboriginal affairs and climate change, money flowing into Aust from resources boom versus how it appears he and Peter Costello are the creators of this money and privacy concerns with the new identity card.

I hope that answers your question Yugo.

Post the ad here Ron so we can see what our money would buy. I for one despise smearing an opponent as a strategy. Let's hear a solution! Surely you're not suggesting we help you point the finger of blame while criticising us for pointing the finger? I don't think any party can offer a solution because none of the political parties in this country control the Australian economy. Can we do one one that bags both Labor and the Libs and suggests we give somebody else a go?

P.S. What's cheaper shit or krud? Which is more nutritious?

The same dickheads. There you have it in a nutshell.

Eating shit or eating krudd. There will not be much difference. Both guaranteed to lead to nausea and leave a very bad taste in your mouth.

Enjoy.

Fucktupville the question is why should we elect the same dickheads who created this problem.

A couple of people have posted about how bad or not good Labor is.
Thats not the issue here. Its just part of politics that dishonesty and branchstacking and other ugly stuff will happen but to post on here about how bad Labor is, is not relevent because I am posting to raise money to help get the person out of office that you people on this forum talk about and have made the target of your vilification for years, so fuckin-well get focused or fuck off.

Either you want to help put an ad in as I have suggested or you can stop complaining and eat shit for the next few years.

And the pack of filthy lying branch stacker deal driven ALP leaders will fix this problem how?

It may be old news Chato but I read a lot of stuff on the web and papers and I have never seen this comprehensive list with references of times and places. I think that not many people have in reality and there's nothing wrong with reminding them if they have esp that it is in a form that is easy to digest for the masses who need things in digestable portions these days.

I think only good can come of it at this time. I dont see why there would be any resistance to the idea from people who would like to see Howard out of office. I am going to make enquiries about advert costs.

I am serious about this. If JH gets in again, I will most probably leave Australia. Havent thought about where but who cares?

Yeh, please give us the honest Labor Party so we can all feel as if we aren't getting ripped off.

Let's pretend that branch stacking is not rife in the labor party. Lets pretend that Poker Machine deals, property development deals, ethnic branch stack rewards, deal after deal after deal after deal are not being done. Illegal deals that are having a detrimental effect on communities in every state across the nation.

Fiscal and 'other' rewards for branchstackers across the country - and the ALP leaders will not speak a word about the problem...just ask John Cain or other ex-Labor people about how rife the problem is.

The FACT is that you cannot rise up in the Labor Party unless you sell your soul in many various and extreme (and often illegal) ways) to the branchstackers...

No deal - no vote.

Labor Party membership at an all time low. Many members only exist on paper. This has been documented in daily newspapers - however the State Leaders and federal MPs do nothing about it - other than hand out the perks or close a blind eye -

That is the party that is the favourite for coming into power next.

The slimey and corrupt branchstackers will rule all states as well as the nation.

Politics in Australia is as filthy as it has ever been, and operating much like a corrupt regime in some third world country is the ALP.

Welcome to COMPLETLY FUCKED UP AUSTRALIA.

The two fucked up party preferred system.

Since 1992, Australian household debt has increased at an average annual rate of 14 percent, compared with average growth of 6 percent in disposable incomes. This has driven the ratio of debt to annual disposable income beyond 160 percent, one of the highest in the world.

Lists of non-core John's lies have been posted on the Internet in various places for years. The list just keeps growing - just like Australian Household debt.
Never underestimate the corruption of the Oz dullard public. A full fascist government is very dear to their evil, black little hearts.

Yugo, I could send you a pic of the PM - the scrotum of our nation. Would that do?

Can you post a picture of your scrotum please FlimFlamMan?

I mean Labor

Labour never lies of course....

Who cares what he calls himself when he flashes some of your own money in your face as an inducement to remain stupid.

That scrotum looks weird!

Election Odds update

Michael Eskander has ALP shortening to $1.45

Liberal/Coalition - $2.90

Albert please consider that this is an image of a body in motion. Said fleshy appendages are conserving angular momentum as the model's head is in the process of moving downwards quite rapidly. Shortly after this photo was taken the arse shine was eclipsed by the testicles. A rare astronomical event!

Our attention is now drawn to the phenomenon of fleshy pendular masses being suspended against gravity by space-time distortions. A nearby new star has been ignited despite its proximity to a Howard-Costello black hole.

Shaking that arse....

Howard isn't man enough to lick Saddam's boots.

I remember the dignity that Saddam expressed when he allowed himself to be lynched.
I wonder if chickenshit Johnny can pretend to be a man and take his political lumps.
Or will he shift blame onto the innocent and helpless to the very end of his ignoble career?

Yugo! You stop that right now! You hear? I won't have you bringing the finest politicians that money can buy into disrepute.

Long may the sun shine from his arse.

Cosmosis thing, thanks for the tip! I found the link that connects me with non-core John, and I cut it with astral bolt-cutters. I'm going after John's tiny, desiccated little nuts next, with an astral steaknife. Gordian Knot - here I come!

Yeah, why not help the length-challenged? I would not push my luck with the old bastard, however. Check-out his rotten record in the Old Testament. You could wind-up with a tiny button for your trouble.

Dear Creator,

I have aproblem. You see you made my peepee too weewee.

So can you extend it. Say, about 6 inches?

Cheers
Herr Fuckbuckle

Yugo, I've got you marked down for special attention. I am a jealous and sulky old bastard sometimes.

talking to yourself.

You are all insectoids or robopaths, and you are individually and collectively doomed. You are sometimes good for a cheap laugh though. Don't expect me to respond to your insipid crawling and grovelling.

Intelligence ain't necessarily the same as "evolved", now is it.

Perhaps you are right - the more evolved species live in harmony with their environment; and rather than controling the environment to suit their needs, the environment determines how they eat, live, procreate and sleep.

I, like you, believe that we are more intelligent and perhaps "overly-evolved" for our environment. But, how can this be unless there has been some devine intervention and a master plan whereby the Creator has some purpose for us that requires us to continually grow our intelligence as a species. Even if this means that as we grow in intelligence, we are less manipulated by our environment.

Less evolved? Than what? You? No way. I would say that they are more evolved. They knew how to live off the land and still be in harmony with it. They didn't destroy the environment that sustains them. We're still learning that one. The nearest European comparison to their life style pre invasion has been cited as the European aristocracy. Their whole society was centered around art, religion and hunting. Except their whole society was at this level.

The Devil is the biggest trick of believing

Just then a sound so huge - raucous - shatters the skies of the earth. The sound of a very large horn. It is so loud that people can't hear their TVs momentarily.

Remember this is all real just like it says in the bible!

An army of all of the Credit Card Evangalists appear. Following them are thousands of their subscribers who have all been waiting years for the big day - which the evangelists had promised them - would be the 'big payout'.

But Jehovah does fuck all, as if he ain't even there, and blondie Jesus' space ship goes crashing into the desert.

Near death, Jesus crawls out of the wreckage barely alive, cuts and bruises against his celestial flesh once again.

"Father, father, why the fuck have you forsaken me once again"?

He takes one last breath but his injuries are to great. One last groan and he quietly dies, blood, water and piss already smelling in the crusty mud.

The crowd having heard his last mournful words, without needing an answer turn as one and look over at Ricardovitz with a mixture of sadness, hate and disappointment in their eyes...

Its gonna be amazing. Just picture it: Jesus arrives in his celestial rocket ship, long blonde hair flailing around his face, waving his hand. His Father and Mother smiling proudly up above. "Love" is everywhere. Even Ricardovitz starts crying about all of the evil things he has said about people who have a different opinion than him or who come from somewhere far away. And just as everyone starts the big communal hug. The big, "everybody kneel down and praise the Lord" session - BAM-ZAM - the miniature alien parasites come out of their passive hibernation state and activate all of their evil, Satan like plans! However these little alien guys are from another dimension and have way loads of interesting truck happening compared to that sissy boy desert rat Satan. Up they spawn firing out their proton bending, anti-gravity, laser beam shit every which way at the beJesus. Poor cunt didn't know what hit him. Before he knows it his own celestial spaceship is hurtling downward - spiraling. Ricardovitz however gets down on his knees and starts praying to his Jehovah man. "Please God - I know you are real. Save us all from this scary stuff and I will promise to stop my blaspheming. I will stop referring to your people, whom you created in your likeness, with all the nastiest names I can think of. I promise I will try and take on some Jesus like humility and I will stop writing and publishing all over the internet about how much better and superior I am than everyone else. I will stop pretending that being a Christian gives me the right to celebrate the shooting and bombing of innocent women and children. Please forgive me"

Atheists are ignorant tools of the Devil. They do the Devil's work by evangelically trying to get others to believe there is no Devil....

When no one believes in the Devil, it's much easier for Satan to corrupt with pure evil. Last thing Satan wants is for you to know the torment and hell that is waiting for you when you follow in his footsteps.

Many lesbians wander the world looking for their stolen parts. Males must be to blame for the mysterious loss of female penile equality. Those guns are long and hard...

Oooh ooh the devil! By the way athiests don't believe in the devil either. So go away little girly boy who like to make poo poo on his other girly boy friends.

Well you're definitely not a christian then. Whatever you got I don't want. I think you got it alright. Up the arse quite a few times didn't you? Problem by your local priest too.

You are nothing more than tools of the Devil. Your evil angel will take care of you soon enough. Ain't noth'n for me to do. You either get it or you don't......for now. But, you will get it some day. Oh, yessiree, you certainly will.

Thank God for that then! I won't bother reading it anymore. Christians seem to be nothing but a bunch of war mongers anyway.

But, I certainly can understand how that will be your crowining achievement in life. That's what you people are all about - bragging about who or what you "fucked". Funny thing is, I don't think that "white chick" is bragg'n about who she "fucked".

Hell, there's even women who fornicate with dogs, horses, etc. Most likely the the one who fornicated with you, done fornicated with all sorts of nasty things first.

About the Bible. It is clear, you just don't understand what it is saying. No athiest understands the Bible, 'cause you need to understand that there is a God before you can reconcile meaning from the Bible. The Bible weren't meant for some dumb atheist to sit and cipher about.

Can read the Bible clearly. It's a self contradictory mess.

I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.

Clearly, if you read your bible, you will know that the Lord favors the color white over the color black. So, why would he create his Son in the immage of something "black" - which would certainly not please him.

Furthermore, Mary was white. There weren't no blacks for thousands of miles in that area of the World back then. They were still swinging from vines in Middle Africa. Even the Ancient Egyptians who were darker skinned whites, depicted the peoples to the east of them as fair-skinned whites. Those living way to the south of the Egyptians, as can be seen on Pyrimad paintings, were black as Anubus, their death dog.

The Grays get it. The other's don't.

Jesus was a black man.

Now all the whitey's and Klan members bow down to him and pray.

Wierd shit. Even the aliens don't get it.