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TEX LUMBAGO 19 years ago We arf-ucked!
I used to crawl out of them on the way to school.

We were fucking crazy!
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago Libs fail Centrelink test
If dickless Costello thinks 70 year old PM Howard is going to handover to him he is as stupid as he looks.
Unregistered 19 years ago We arf-ucked!
I been down in the darkies too.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago We arf-ucked!
Is he for real? I thought the nurse had mixed something extra with my special tonic. Look at them butt-ugly warts on his head. He should scoot down to my surgery, I'd have them off in a flash! Awful bloody skin condition - has he been tunneling along sewer pipes or something? Sure looks like it.
Gives me a real bad feeling up my spine it does. Like having your testicles felt-up by a nazi doctor. Nurse! Must be fucking dreaming. What did she put in my stuff? Stupid bloody bitch!
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago We arf-ucked!
Well, what do you know? Satan also has a son!
Who would have thought that it would be the human dogturd?
C. Rawler 19 years ago We arf-ucked!
He doesn't want much from you. Such a tiny little thing, you would not miss it when it has gone.
Go on. Give him another term. John wants that. Alan Jones wants that. Peter wants that. Alex wants that. And at the end of the day that's what we all want really.
Isn't it?
The_Exorcist 19 years ago We arf-ucked!
Too late! It is even worse than I thought. The pretending is over. Here comes your reward you fools!
I tried to warn them, Jesus knows, I tried.
O Lord forgive us, for we have sinned...
-anti666
Von Mises 19 years ago September 11 - boredom.
How much is the international plutocratic establishment paying Osama to play the big, bad, Islamic bogeyman? He is as vital to the 9/11 myth as Santa Claus is to Christmas.
Perhaps, as vital as John Howard is to the Liberal born-to-rule myth. BTW, how are you Aussies going to pay your crippling nett debt? As far as I can see, you have nothing left to flog off. Maybe more APEC sex tours are needed?
Unregistered 19 years ago 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...
He might have a teeny peeny but like any bloke worth his salt, he sure knows how to use it.
Refer to my post about Rickardovitz on the news article about woman photographer if you dont know what I mean by that.

And now you know why I call Costello "perky pete". Its an Executive washroom thing.

Ron.
Resigned voter 19 years ago 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...
It's not his teeny peeny that worries me - it's his broken mind.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...
Jason Koutsoukis calls him thusly:
"Policy contortionist."
Anybody heard Johnny called that before?
Pretty bloody accurate, but I like earthy titles. Little Turd, Fithy Arsewipe, Nutless Suckhole and suchlike.
Unregistered 19 years ago Woman photographer pushed to ground (APEC)
von mises, - ok,, yeah, "land price" is more accurate and a low interest rate promise is an instant advantage....as we have seen before. ...but it can be said in general that aussies voted with their back pocket in the last few elections.
Howard apologised to the electorate for scaring them with workchoices today and is putting policies in place to sooth their fears and claw his way back to some degree of likability.
I will bet you $1,000.00 right now that he says that there is no difference between his policies and Rudds, now that the IR laws are more palatable and he has set up watchdogs etc.. and that there is no one issue that should sway people to vote Labor.

I might look dumb but I have his modus operandi sussed now. I can predict to great accuracy his thought process because I understand that John Howard uses Hegelain dialectics. This is a completely air-tight explanation for how his mind ticks and his reasoning for decisions. Its so obvious.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Emergency operation
I cried when I read about the poor bloody tumour. We all know how terrible Howarditis is. But now the malignant John has been cut out we can all live! It has been a long, dark, more than 11-year winter for most of us.
Let us all praise the summer that is coming! Rejoice!
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...
Dig it deep. Six feet deep. Cardboard coffin. JohnnyBits wormfood. Soon.
Little Turd has dug his own grave this time.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
I'm with you Ron. I've sworn off what is called pastry these days. Awful crap that is not fit for a Liberal Party pig. Cheap and spew-making - inedible frankly.
I think you might have meant: "fluently" though.
Hardon Stiffy 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
And I blame Knob Howard!
Ron, it is land-price that Aussies love. They would kill their own kind over land-price. Great Ponzi-schemes are built and collapse because of that desperate love.
BTW, there is nothing special or wonderful about foreigners - we are all foreigners somwhere or other. Of course, non-core John wants to make us all unwelcome (unless we are rich!)
Stig Mata 19 years ago 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...
After the coming electoral bloodbath, perhaps the severly pruned back Bush will find a little plot of land down in good ol' Crawlfo'rd for his Aussie bootlick the rusty Man of Tin!
Most people think they live is a democracy without realising that its simly a version of democracy, whittled down to suit the selfish needs of the corporate elites who control governments throughout the world. 9/11 was a godsend for these sociopathetic maggots... as it was for OTHER terrorists, like Osama Bin laden & co.
herr Fudgeknuckle 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
And I blame John Howard!
Unregistered 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
Chato, I dont agree that Australia is about to be swept down
the socio-economic sewer along with
the rest of the world.
I think we will go down alone. We never invested in IT or job security when we were told to by leading economists and IT experts from around the world many years ago and so the skills shortage will take effect and try to be replaced with foreign workers who white anglo saxons here cannot do face to face business with because they fail to be able to communicate with them fluidly and also the Asians have a different work ethic and do things on the cheap. Thats a fact. Im not racist. I have tasted the difference in the asian and western food of the same type and its pretty big. I have wanted to throw up infact as I chewed on the low quality, sugar and fat laced ingredients in their pies and pastries for example.
Thats where we are headed because of economic rationalism.
Unregistered 19 years ago Woman photographer pushed to ground (APEC)
About what? I cant recall thinking anything he said made any sense to people living in the 21st century.

As for Paula Bronstein, I think the massive company she does work for, Getty Images, will sue the fuckin shit out of the someone in Australia responsible. Getty Images alone turned over AU$1 billion last year so they are not people you want to fight in court.

The image of Paula being pushed like that alone (besides the fence) will just add to the reputation Australia has now of being a once laid-back, she'll be right nation, to one that hates foreigners ( Cronulla riots) and aggro cops with no respect.
We are really fucked if we underestimate the value of these images on the global news. I hope that if John Howard gets elected for another term, he shoves his proverbial cock much further up the arseholes of the Australian people, so that they become immobile and have to bend forward just to get enough air to plead with him to stop. The Australian electorate deserve nothing less painful than that for thinking that their bank accounts are the most important issue in this country.
Anagram 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
Another useless anagram of "I am the walrus":
"We maul his rat"
Goog goo ga joob 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
I am the walrus
Von Mises 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
They may be rogues, but they are no fools. Some years ago I wondered when the next global economic depression was coming. The wondering and waiting is finally over.
Enjoy it. You worked hard for it. You probably won't survive it.
YUGO 19 years ago Beattie resigns!
Everything looks the same outside. I just checked. It's a little bit wet from the rain.
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago Woman photographer pushed to ground (APEC)
Maybe Ricardocitz was right after all...
How much more of this being pushed around by these nutless suckholes?
Who can stand for this shit! God, please, make it end! No wonder they took the guns!
Unregistered 19 years ago Woman photographer pushed to ground (APEC)
Right. Its good to be able to put a name to the victim. thanks. I couldn't find anything about the incident on google news this morning.

In another incident, international photographer Paula Bronstein was pushed on to a concrete pathway by police when trying to photograph an arrest.
The Onceler 19 years ago Peter Garrett slams Greens
Biggest back flipper in history. Who would have ever thought... Chasers video on Garrett
The Lorax 19 years ago Peter Garrett slams Greens
Our new champion for the environment! Coming to a forest near you! Watch the video
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Emergency operation
Did I do that? It's a complete blank! I remember no such thing. Still, it would not have been the first time I slightly over-indulged and lost a day or three off my calendar!
So it went well? Bravo for the tumour. Somehow that does not sound right. I might need some chemical assist - Nurse!
Von Mises 19 years ago Emergency operation
It is hard to find any upside in John's total rape of economic theory and its application. However, I have found one bright prospect: he will eventually die.
Of course, you will have to pay the bill for the funeral.
Stig Mata 19 years ago Prosperity Oz style
Downer is such a complete dickwit you gotta wonder how he survived so far... no wait, all he had to do was fondle the Prime Monster's tiny testicles and join the amen-Johnny chorus!
Noel 19 years ago Chaser War on APEC video
Is the new Osama tape by the same guy in the stunt? The guy in the stunt looks more like the original.
TEX LUMBAGO 19 years ago the Peek a boo Girls
We have no respect. For you or ourselves.
Digger 19 years ago Prosperity Oz style
Who'd want a PM thats speakies chinese?
He aint a real man. Kruddy is a ex-public servant yes man. Perfect for his Union Bosses.

Digger

Cranbourne
Plotinus 19 years ago Prosperity Oz style
Non-core John's "born-to-rule" Neo-Fuckwit stormtroopers are unable to believe that their victims would ever find out who their tormenters actually are. They are in stunned denial of what is coming.
And what a petty little sulk Alex "Dangerously Stupid" Downer indulged in over Rudd's public display of mastery in spoken Mandarin. A few too many sips of taxpayer funder wine has removed any chance of a Howardland Neo-Fuckwit mastering Mandarin.
angel 19 years ago Chaser War on APEC video
Cunning stunts!! Superbly & excellent.
I love a dumbass cuntry
a land of sweeping claims
of ragged dumb fuck pollies
and voters with no brains

Thank you
Stig Mata 19 years ago Haneef vs Howard
Where's your APEC rave?
Come on Johnny! Where's my cheque? If you want my vote you're gunna have to cough up big time, pal! My empty bank account is waiting for your core promise!
Stig Mata 19 years ago APEC sexfest...
We all know what APEC is and we all know those involved aren't worth a cow pat. Fuckem!
Stig Mata 19 years ago Chaser War on APEC video
Jesus H. Mohamed! I feel SOOOO safe and secure knowing these frikkin geniuses are looking after national security with all those NAAAAAASTY terrorists - and comedians - out to eat our babies! Fuck, if this doesn't prove what a crock this waronterrorism is nothing does!
Stig Mata 19 years ago Prosperity Oz style
It will all fall over soon anyway... GWB is ensuring the world goes to hell in a handbasket.
Lentil Girl 19 years ago the Peek a boo Girls
You have no respect for women What are you achieving with this insulting material
Stig Mata 19 years ago Losing the war... at any price!
A cornerd rat, no matter how scared, stupid and cowardly, will always lunge at you... I think with GWB so completely fucked-up the worst is yet to come
I feel sorry for the leaders.

I myself have often succumbed, through lonliness, to the charms of the ladies of the night.

And, may I say, I have always acquited myself well.

There was a time I was in New Delhi and I had to resort to the animals of the night. Those monkeys can really squeal. And their claws are quite sharp!

Anyhoo... as I was saying. I feel sorry for our world leaders and have no problems with them diddling a whore or two during their brief stay in our fair cuntry.
Unregistered 19 years ago Prosperity Oz style
You forgot one important point Digger. If we are asset rich with our houses being worth so much then if no-one has the ready cash, there will be no-one to buy any of the houses in the first place, except foreigners who are not in the loop.
If everyone in the room has gold bars, no-one in the room can actually make a move to buy any....simple logic.
This APEC meeting reminds me of the Enron meeting before the shit hit the fan. Everyone posturing and firm handshakes and saying how good things are. It's too similar and it's scary.

 

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