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Well if a cynic can be hopeful then we can all be.
YUGO 19 years ago When Is Work Done
If we're talking physics then everything is in motion all the time and so work is always being done. Or perhaps work is never done because work is always in progress.
Branches Stacked 19 years ago What will you Howard Haters do when he goes?
Labor will not win.

The public will not vote in a party that is completly corrupt from the ground up.

The branchstackers are reaping in large cash rewards.

Good example is John Brumby. Reports that come in almost daily with him dismissing any independant tribunals to investigate anything to do with police corruption, municipality corruption, corruption in gambling deals, corrupt ministers, VCAT problems.

Bracks got out in a hurry for very good reason. This is no secret.

Brumby is deflecting daily.

We don't need these lying thieving branchstackers and there selected MPs running the country.

Look at who ALP President Bill Shorten associates with for starters.

There will be no independant investigations because Brumby, Shorten, Bracks and the rest will all go down.

The ALP blatantly allows branches to disregard ALP rules that are in place to prevent corruption.

Membership is at an all time low.

Who would join such a corrupt system?

Who would vote them in?

If Rudd gets in we can change the name of the country to the Soviet Republic of Australia.

Corruption, lies and cover ups. That is what the ALP stands for in my eyes.



When it all comes to dust Ricky you will need more than your pea shooters. God have mercy on your soul.
The loony left that inhabit these parts are part of a loud mouthed tiny minority. They never take responsibility for their own miserable position in today's world. It is always someone else's fault.

Well what will they do when they don't have John Howard to kick around anymore?

Digger,
Cranbourne
Cynical observer 19 years ago The situation and why it is hopeless.
I thought that if I waited a bit, this nightmare would disappear. Just like one hopes that the dogshit stink that follows you around isn't on the bottom of your own shoe (or worse!)
Cynical observer 19 years ago What will you Howard Haters do when he goes?
I could not have meant "forth at the mouth" I don't know much about "forthing". Must have meant "froth" - sorry for the confusion. Go back to the TV.
Cynical observer 19 years ago What will you Howard Haters do when he goes?
They might hunt down partisan lunatics who call themselves something like "balanced voter" and do unspeakable things to their dismembered body parts. They may or may not forth at the mouth at the time.
If you need more information, just ask.
The_Exorcist 19 years ago The situation and why it is hopeless.
"For they sow the wind, and they reap the whirlwind"
Did I not warn you all? Did I not point out the evil one?
I will pray for you again, but I fear all is now lost...

-anti666
Howard Hater 19 years ago The situation and why it is hopeless.
We always knew that Crazy old John and his geese were corrupt beyond redemption, but is it even worse than we thought? Holy, hopping, hobgoblins! It's enough to send you screaming to the nearest exorcist!
Cynical observer 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
Good on yer Digger. Actually, it IS all PM Howard's fault. So glad that you reminded me.
No answers for anything except: "It is all PM Howard's fault".

If your guru Kruddy gets up I expect he will keep interest rates low, solve global warming, and bring peace to the Middle East. Otherwise he is a liar, isn't he?

Digger,
Cranbourne
Ricky, we need your help. You know who the target is. Become famous and loved among the Xenoxnews folk. Most of us are real bad shots, so the survival of humanity depends on you Ricky.
Think outside that lame box sit atop your neck for a change!
Labor is on board as well. So are all the other parties.
Cynical observer 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
Never underestimate the stupidity of the Australian public. Kevin Rudd may be urging passengers to board the life boats, but John Howard is commanding them to remain on board the Titanic:
"Better to stick with the sinking ship you know than risk survival with Labor."
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad."
Will the whole nation also go mad?
Cynical observer 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
The split in crazy old John's personality has widened alarmingly since the latest interest rate rise. He does not know whether he is Arthur or Martha on this matter. At any moment his horrible noggin could split into two halves, each going its own way!
That whacko George Wobbly Bush has taken a massive budget surplus and turned into a massive budget deficot and the only thing propping up the US economy is the communistic chinese politburo who have been buying up US debt. And with Awstrillia's next PM young Fudd speaking PERFECT mandarin I reckon he knows which side the global slice of whitebread is buttered... Our only hope is to trade in EUROS! oh, sorry, yanks, that would fuck you up even more... heh heh heh!
Shep 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
Never ceases to amaze me how these clapped out "Rebs' (who, incidently LOST the incestuous American civil war) align themselves with Israel. I mean, snake-handling, messianic, pentacostal rednex like ol' Ricardovitz cant stand Jews any more than they can stand anyone NOT LIKE THEM, so what's up? Oh right: ARMAGEDDON and the RAPTURE! It's in the bible, people, so it MUST be true!! What a bunch o whackos! Only good use for Gideon's paperback is in the outhouse... MMM, those pages sure feel soft and gentle when i wipe the shit from my arsehole... Praise the Lord... Voldemort!
Prophet of real doom 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
Leo de Bever, chief investment officer of the Victorian Funds Management Corporation. the man responsible for investing $41 billion of the State's money has warned mum-and-dad investors to prepare for a massive sharemarket crash.
He says a dramatic downturn is inevitable as the rapid rate of investment is unsustainable, and the repercussions of the $300 billion subprime lending crisis in the US are yet to be felt fully.
Cynical observer 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
It is easy to know what other people think, because they gabble like geese, sing like birds. Haven't you noticed?
They are proud of their delusions mostly.
Find your laughs a better way I suggest. Get out more perhaps.
that some people believe they know what other people think.
Cynical observer 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
So many working/slave class fools delude themselves that they are middle class.
The term "middle class" was coined to mean traders or at least professionals, not ordinary toilers - even if they spend their day behind a computer monitor.
According to digger: Vladimir 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
I find it amusing when people think it means that they are rich and upper class because they have voted liberal. I also find it amusing that ignorant people think that the Labor party is left wing when in fact they are only moderate right wing conservatives.
Long John Sliver 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
I thought the xenox news poll suggested that John had no poll or that if he did it was a very small one?

http://xenoxnews.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=NS-Polls&file=index
All the polls show that the PM is gaining on Kruddy and his Union bosses. I predict a close finish but the PM will triumph.

I'll be here on election night. Will you lefty losers?

Digger,
Cranbourne
Cynical observer 19 years ago XenoxNews Poll Analysis Predicts Howard Victory!
Satan likes his boys to win, he owes them. After all, he has sucked their souls right out through their arseholes. Fair is fair. Get ready for the Church of H R Nichols - a chapter soon to be operating in your corner of Hell - high priest Petey Costello, with Pope John the Crazy as its main icon.
YUGO 19 years ago In honour of Smegma
Read about the wonders of smegma. I feel sorry for the victims of circumsion. They've been mutilated for no good reason. Don't forget to read about the pearly penile papules!
Simple Simon 19 years ago In honour of Smegma
Vote for crazy and corrupt old John, and you will have all the smegma you could ever want. That should help you in the "hard times" ahead that Johnny has made inevitable.
Loony Les 19 years ago In honour of Smegma
I'm going a sex drive

I'm gunna be a smegma collecter
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
Of course there is ongoing human genetic deterioration you poor misguided fools! Just look at the awful example of regression typified by the prime minister of the Australian hillbilly folk. Just awful! But typical, I'm afraid. But as Einstein (or was it Hitler?) remarked so wisely, who gives a flying fuck anyway?
Cynical observer 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
Jesus! Just use your bloody eyes. Bloody galoots and confused retards are "running" the show. BTW, there is biological info showing a general fuckup in human genetics that has been accumulating for centuries. Are you blind, or just wilfully stupid like most?
I will spell it out for the dummies: T-H-E-R-E I-S N-O R-E-A-L P-R-O-G-R-E-S-S F-O-R T-H-E M-O-N-K-E-Y P-E-O-P-L-E.
Unregistered 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
That's right no degeneration. No kidding. If a form can live it's successful. Extinction is not the same thing as degeneration.
Cynical observer 19 years ago In honour of Smegma
Are you serving the Howardland investors properly?
It must worry you dullards that you are not working hard enough, that you are failing to conform with your total being. Somehow the investors are not receiving the full value of your labour. That your heart does not belong to the Howardland.
Please understand that the only way for you to expiate your deep guilt, is to breed and produce the next generation of toilers for the international investors in this commercial Howardland animal farm.
Cynical observer 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
Don't kid yourself, species do degenerate and the whole lot become extinct - all dead - no offspring - sorry.
Can't imagine anything worse than these creepy humans breeding forever anyhow. Nah - it's all screwed. Mutate now and avoid the rush.
Hermes 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
There is no degeneration when it comes to Evolution. Only adaptation. If something doesn't fit to the current circumstances it dies. Some of us will probably turn it to animals again to replace the ones that are disappearing at some point. And maybe some animals will turn into people in order to survive.
Cynical observer 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
So-called human evolution has created the galoot and a sub-human species known as the sports fan. It has been debated that politicians and real-estate agents belong to a degenerate and different species.
Anyhow, the whole lot are too stupid to survive their own idiocies despite their inflated hubris.
Worldly Traveller and Observer 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
Obvious that Ricardovitz and his like need exterminating.

Fortunately for the rest of the world their policy is one of inbreeding.

Inbreds like Ricardovitz have serious genetic problems that affect their brains and bodies.

Diversification and extending the gene pool produces strong and healthy off spring.

For Ricardovitz and his saliva dribbling cousin's time is limited for their clan.

It is most likely that their reproductive organs will have already been affected by genetic defects if functional at all.

It is fortunate for the world and human evolution that racial extremist types and nationalist clan types end up exterminating themselves through their own bigotry.

DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago It's no good - can't fix him.
Got smegma?

I have! Buckets of A-grade refined old-man
smegma such as you will never see again - at least
not on this side of the extinction of the human race
and its sub-human fellow travellers such as sports
fans. But I digress.

Here we have this fine stuff - I am not at liberty
to reveal its source, and I need a buyer.

Remember that this old-man smegma has come
from Australia's finest quisling ever.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
I have! Buckets of A-grade refined old-man smegma such as you will never see again - at least not on this side of the extinction of the human race and its sub-human fellow travellers such as sports fans. But I digress.
Here we have this fine stuff - I am not at liberty to reveal its source, and I need a buyer.
Remember that this old-man smegma has come from Australia's finest quisling ever.
Chato 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
Surely you jest! The only things crazy old John could lead is a line of turds down a sewer.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago It's no good - can't fix him.
Fall in line like a good gunless slave and follow orders!!!!
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
But, the Muslims need exterminat'n. Detaining Mooslims at airports is like putting a bandaid on an Ebola infested African.
Patriot 19 years ago Training Zionist Extremists
What a load of latte-sipping moral equivalence nonsense. Israel, like the rest of the civilised world, is defending itself against terrorism. In fact they are our most important bulwark against muslim extremism and deserve all the support they get. Not denigration from no-hoper lefty journalists.

Turning to Election '07. Can you imagine the joy that will be on Osama's face if the chattering class favourite Kevin Rudd is elected? "I have won" the evil one will say to himself. Australia cannot allow itself to falter against terrorism. John Howard has demonstrated that he has the will to fight the war on terror. Rudd is another appeaser like the previous Labor leader Latham. Do you think he will have the guts to stand up to the Islamofascists of Tehran as they threaten the world with their quest for nuclear weapons? No. Only John Howard has the leadership to guide Australia through these troubled times.

God bless,
Patriot
Liberal Party thimk-tnak pubic 19 years ago War of the Words. (update)
Make no mistake - John's old-man smegma is the original, and the best.
Enjoy the taste of old-man smegma on your next BigJohn(TM) smegma-burger.
Watch as they squeeze old-man smegma and
flap black fungus out onto each burger
they lovingly prepare with GST and FTA.


Unregistered 19 years ago War of the Words. (update)
Inspiring poetry!
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Take me off here
You are right! John is chock-full of old-man smegma. Never seen a worse case. Filthy load of old pus, that John.
How did everyone find out?
I guess the truth always gets out eventually, but would most Aussie galoots know it?
Liberal Party still Winning He 19 years ago Take me off here
Smegma - no matter how you spell it, John has plenty. Once you have tasted old-man smegma, you will never forget it!

 

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