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And I have not looked back!

My life is one big erection.

I wonder what Mr Ricardovitz does for a living? And is he really a Cuban Jew?

Just continue to "mate" with likeminded Aussies to safeguard your endangered species

I have never undersood this strange Aussie obsession with everyon being the mate of everyone else. I thought polygomy was illegal?

What tune does Johnny croon while screwing us stupid?

I would be really worried if I thought the Prime Rodent wasn't safe. His safety, vainglory, and comfort is what we are all working or fighting for. Isn't it?

That's easy: Crack a Darwin stubbie.

Reminds me I remember shagging to that Brian Eno tune Babies on Fire. - Babies on fire - better through her in the water - look at her laughing - like a heifer to the slaughter.

Very romantic.

Rootin tootin....

Having said that, how about "Ventilator Blues", could be ok.

what about "I am the walrus"!

Interesting subject, but also quite challenging as a male's musical taste will probably be quite different than the females in this situation.

The challenge further compounded or relaxed by the fact that the choice in music would probably become completly irrelevant as the event approaches.

One might even totally ignore music during this type of activity or proclivity even if one's most hated song was playing at a loud volume.

Its a non issue, everything is ok, because they were all 'mates'.

Using the bravery and sacrifice of an Aussie digger to score your cheap political points. Typical lazy latte sipping leftie.

If it wasn't for the likes of our brave soldiers you would be bending over to Mecca 5 times a day.

Digger,
Cranbourne

So put another dime in the juke box baby!

and stop paying people for nothin.

You bunch of nimrodic lemmings just keep on payin lazy good for nothing old people, poor people, black people, dumb people - hell, just about any screwed-up people for DOING NOTHING!!!!

WWDD? (What Would Darwin Do?)

Ayrab clerks, Jooish robies, Boodist monkies, I reckon you are getting your "facts" from one of them sources as well.

Since you ain't never talked to Mr. Dali Lama or his mammy, you don't know nothin neither!

Mr. Hillbilly,
Looks like you get all your "facts" from those Hollywood flicks. Ergo, I'm not surprised of your ignorance.

aint a pensioner. He's still working, collecting his pay with the worst of them.

Ya cain't fire a pensioner. And, since he's working for you, and if you claim to be in a free country (regardless of what I think), THEN FIRE HIM!!!!

Digger, you are right! Johnny is just as deeply afflicted with dementia as the oldest and rattiest pensioner. The retarded Oz public could not care less.

PM Howard has been the best friend pensioners have had. Unlike that fraud Rudd, he knows how they feel.

Digger,
Cranbourne

What are your favourite root tunes?

I know for a fact that HM is a kind of aryan blonde hard core evolutionist.

He dont take shite from next to nobody and his credentials in the area are quite thorough.

So things aren't always as clear as they mightn't seem.

Man goes to the Amazon, on his return home he gives his distraught wife a Cock Sucking Frog. "What the fuck am I expected to do with that!" she exclaims. "Teach it to cook, then Fuck Off" was his reply.

It's clear that there are a bunch of forigners yapping away on this board. Forigners always say things that don't make no sense at all. Sort of has a "slantyed" twant to it.

Harry Mann, you are so full of empty assertions and certainties that I will put you at the bottom of my list of qualified authorities - right with John Howard and Peter Costello. I feel that I am missing nothing by taking this approach. If you feel offended by this - who cares? You have insufficient substance to offend me at least.

I don't come down so quick from a really good rocking tune sir.

Your record player needs some oil, 'cause it ain't playin them records fast enough if it's tak'n 10 minutes to get through a song.

Either that, or you'r listining to Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd ain't Rock 'n Roll, and besides, he was a queer.

I have obviously struck a raw nerve with all the religous nutters out there.

There is no difference between the Dalai Lama, Mother Teresa, Osama Bin Laden, Pope John Paul II, and any other religous 'leader'. They are all full of superstitious nonsense that has no role in public discourse in the 21st century. Give up on your Dalai Lama and his anti-rational thought : any idiot could do his job. His only qualification is that as a child he picked up one toy before another. It is ridiculous to even consider him a world leader.

HARRY MANN

Forever?

Heart Sutra
Parabrahman

OK, why doesn't that make me feel any better? Does this Harry Mann guy (hairy man, please!) know Mel Gibsons' dad? Really, the Australian obsession with rednecks is fascinating. I blame the Irish. They breed like fleas you know! Long live His Holiness the Dalai Lama, he put it to bush as best he could!

yugo

Strawberry Fields

I like the Boodah. It rhymes with Bubba. I got a big B on my belt buckle and I tell folk it stands for Boodah.

Err - Just let me say this, you can be confident in my booming non-core prosperity. I also just happen to have an aircraft carrier for sale. It is armed with the latest atomic warhead armed Rudd-seeking confabulations. Any offer considered. Promptness would be appreciated, as this is a closing-down sale.

Ricardo is showing his age - farm hands? slavery - freedom?

Research has showed that guns appeal predominately to individuals suffering from paranoi second only to teenage and adult males who have a small penis.

The gun allows them to feel powerful and free.

But if you need a gun for freedom eventually you will need an atom bomb and an aircraft carrier - and then you will need a star wars program so you can be free when the alien threat comes.

Mark my words, as soon as this war on terrorists loses its political potency we will have the war on UFOs.

Don't believe me? I have it on good authority that the White House already have intelligence that the martians are stockpiling WMDs and are planning to attack and threaten our way of life.

But don't worry, Ricardovitz and his pee shooter will save us all.

"Nobody took my guns away. I never owned any. "

You's a damned fool not to own a gun. You don't know what freedom is. You don't know what it means to be a slave and have to slaughter your lords to gain your freedom.

YOU WON'T EVER KNOW. YOU ARE DOOMED. DOOMED TO THE HELL YOU HAVE CREATED, THE SLAVERY YOU HAVE EMBRACED.

When you're working my land, boy, and my farm hand is whipping you to git your lazy butt to work a little harder, you'll remember what 'ol Ricky warned you abuot.

I seen it on that movie with that left-wing quackter, Brad Pitt.

That Boodhist's own Mammy don't let no one touch him 'cause he's their God. Infact, there was a scene where they's worshiping a bunch of earthworms, a thinking they's some kind of past kin folk. The bottom line is that those slant-eyed darkies been huffing way too much opium. Ain't nothin more than a bunch of wacked-out drug guzzling fruitcakes.

and it's still living. Hit it! Make it a dead one.

Just put them in a suitcase!

Nobody took my guns away. I never owned any.

to know for real what you shat out.

You're just making that shit up.

Mr. Hillbilly,
The Dali Lama don't think he God or anythin' like that. You look like the kinda lad who's strayed away frum reality.

As far as I know, Jeebus don't evun exist.

Firstly, peel an over-ripe yellow Costello, then shove it HARD up the prime-ministerial rectum. Firstly, you may have to clean-out the impacted John-lovers that have accumulated over the last eleven years or so, before you can perform the shoving operation. Next, get hold of a sleazy property developer named Harry and a few International Bankers...

What are y'all going to do about it?

How do you kow what the Dali Lama insists on? He thinks he's God, don't he? And, he ain't. People who thinks they's God, when they ain't, are a real problem.

Now, some of you are gona slap me with Jesus think'n he was God. Fact is Jesus never thought anything of the sort. He only became one with the Lord upon his resurection. So, technically, Jesus was dead before God revealed to the world who he really was. Anybody that says different don't know nothin!