It's no good - can't fix him.

I tried - I really did! That's the last time I will try to
re-animate the bio-mechanoid PM.
In the end I was infusing formalin,
although I knew it would not help,
(didn't tell the Libs that fact)

He's stuffed, really stuffed.
Even the implanted baby brain tissue
started to rot the moment it touched
the John's putrid old flesh. This is
no "terminator" we have built, he is
as mad and feeble as he looks.
Don't believe the science fiction stuff
about bionic men being super-strong.

How can I get those stingy tightwad
Liberals to pay me before they find
the John rotten in its bed a week
before the election is on?

Oh well, just another day's work,
another pile of discarded human flesh.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Fall in line like a good gunless slave and follow orders!!!!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Got smegma?

    I have! Buckets of A-grade refined old-man
    smegma such as you will never see again - at least
    not on this side of the extinction of the human race
    and its sub-human fellow travellers such as sports
    fans. But I digress.

    Here we have this fine stuff - I am not at liberty
    to reveal its source, and I need a buyer.

    Remember that this old-man smegma has come
    from Australia's finest quisling ever.
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