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Digger, the Libs need more people to hand-out their special "Vote 1 ALP" and "Vote 1 GREENS" leaflets. They need more volunteers like you, because the police are taking Libs away in big numbers.
Life is so unfair sometimes - here we see the Libs generously helping other parties by wearing their T-shirts and printing up some leaflets free of charge to help them out at the booths like they did last election to the "SAVE THE ADF SITE" people.
How can that be fraud and an attempt to destroy democracy at its roots?

Got sick of listening to your Cure records???

Your rant shows your true colours: ignorant, hate-filled traitor to your own country.

Digger,
Cranbourne

wow, life must be easy to be as ignorant as you. such a relief no to think for oneself is it?

yeah i like it too. i need a wank now.
ahhhhh that's better. i needed that. goodoh.

put all the criminal Liberal filth and their putrid deformed supporters in one airplane and crash it into the Splodge.

you're more fucked in the head than i originally thought. how fucking sick in the mind are you? it's beyond measurements. fucking bring on Satdee night!

hang the war criminal and all those who supported him. hang em in Iraq. DEATH TO PM DOGTURD.

it's about time a war happened here in Ausmerica. a war against the fascist lowlife sub-human Liberals and all their mentally insane religious nutcases. fucking kill 'em all i reckon. and if the U.S terrorists invade to defend them well kill them all too.
DEATH TO THE LIBERALS. DEATH DEATH DEATH TO PM DOGTURD AND HIS WEAK AS PISS MATES.

That was no fake pamphlet. It actually reflected the true thought of the ALP.

I will have more on this later.

God Bless,

Patriot

HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! HOWARDGATE! LIBERAL'S BOGUS ISLAMIC LEAFLET LETTER DROP...
You got caught you bastards! Who are the thugs now? Who is destroying democracy at its roots now? Try to blame someone else for this you awful pigs!

He still ain't confirming OR denying what's happening with the Aborigional Railroad. This is a fact doctor, one that I have researched, and that arabic speaking (and reading) collegues have researched. If you do a little digging and can read arabic, you might be able to discovere the dark world lurking in your country, just as I have.

There are things you can do to help yourself, Doctor. Join the Confederacy. Join your Shooter's Party. Take back your freedom before you become nothing but a slave to the New Communism.

Ricky, my dear lad, so good to see that you are finding your way in the big awful world.
This is a BIG article you have here Ricky. I'm sure that when the Aussie native folk realize that they can never get justice from the Oz hillbilly folk, they will do whatever they think best for their cause.
But this bit about the John refusing - now look Ricky, just between you and me, the John can't refuse or confirm. He's dead Ricky. A corpse. A dead skunk. Roadkill. Coon stew.
Re-animation Ricky, like in the movies. Frankenstein. The undead. Vampires. Get my drift?
Why do you think I'm on contract to the Libs? Medical science, Ricky. Medical science...

Surely a sign of progress, don't you think?

Yours in Horniness,

Herr Fudgeknuckle

Digger, it depends on what "PM" means. If "P" is an adjective we could try PARASITIC, PATHETIC, PUTRID. If "M" is a noun we could try MAGGOT, MALIGNANCY, MORBIDITY, MENDACITY.
I hope that helps to clarify this matter.

Only you lefty losers would believe the lies of a suspected paedophile.

Your gloating over our greatest PM is a slur on our great nation.

Digger,

Cranbourne

And now we hear that Australia's former top Middle East trade official blow the cover-up on the Horror's AWB's kickbacks to Iraq, saying its claim it was unaware of key elements of the scandal is unbelievable. In other words, more lies and a phony enquiry deliberately omitting the facts.

AWB paid Saddam Hussein's regime $290 million in kickbacks disguised as trucking fees. Foreign Affairs Minister Alexandra Clowner last year said no minister or public servant had heard of it until the UN began to investigate rorting of its oil-for-food program in Iraq in April 2004. Yup, more lies! In typical Horror style, the government's "enquiry" was designed NOT to seek the truth of the matter.

You ow it to yourselves to reclaim your lost freedoms.

The urine sample was so tainted with drugs, which proves beyond any doubt that your nation has been infiltrated by Big Brother drug-guzzling hippies.

Splendipidy, this is no fraud, sir. Australia should strive toward joining forces with the United Confederacy in usurping power from the Yankees and Yankee wanabees like your John Howard.

But, first you must retake your right to defend yourselves, your right to be free from those government dependants that sever only to empower Big-Brother government.

Then you can join the ranks of the United Confederacy. Nothing worth being a part of comes for free. It does have a price - you must prove yourselves worthy of freedom by retaking those freedoms that John Howard stole from you.

John Howard was walking through the snow with his security detail. They came across a patch of snow in which someone had urinated the words "John Howard Sux". The PM immediately called his secret service people to investigate who was responsible.
The forensic investigators took samples of the urine for analysis and later the secret service guy tells the PM that they know who did it. But there is good news and bad news. The good news is that they found it was Kevin Rudd's urine.
The bad news is that it is in Janet Howard's handwriting.

Google: ["john howard" evil]
That one breaks the bank!

But did you know that far more horrible things will happen to you if you vote for non-core John?
If you vote for John, you will be hunted down by strange shadowy figures that will wait for you to fall asleep - you will never sleep again! And that is only a small sample of the horror. Can you risk it? I wouldn't if I were you...

Over here in WA, John-boy is popular with us hillbilly folk.
We is rootin' and a-tootin' for more of his non-core!

The Howard Government spent almost $200 million on advertising campaigns in the year to June 2007, a Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet report says. Hows THAT for fiscal responsibility? Not to mention slippery old goat has exchanged letters five times with the Exclusive Brethren since 2003, but after 14 months of stalling on a simple freedom-of-information request, his office will not release the correspondence until well after election day. Jesus christ bananas! Vote for anyone BUT this pack of rotten crooks!

He has done his job. The Zionists don't need him. The corporations don't need him. The USA no longer needs him. The greasy land speculators
have got what they wanted. The banks are bloated. The voters don't need him.
So the non-core turd soon joins his mates in the sewer.

Errrrrr, I think you may have forgotten about the likelihood of a genuine taxpayer-funded terrorist attack. Heaven forbid! But it may be just what the John Howard Party needs to implement rule by decree just before the election. Of course we will refuse to apologize...

Baaa - baaaaa - baaaaaaaaaa!

All you need to know is that a vote for John is a vote for Howard.

Lost and all alone. I always thought that I could make it on my own. Since John has left I hardly make it through the day. My tears get in the way. And I need him back to stay...

Check out southern styling on PBSFM.org.au

They got some good bluegrass for your inbred hillbilly soul.

I fucking agree one hundred fucking per cent! Burn in hell, Johnny!

If this really is a posting by Ricardovitz I'll vote Liarberal

Yes, there is a good chance that the dogturd-sucking neo-Liberal elites are soon to be flushed! After them, even a fart would seem like a breath of fresh air.

Digger, surely you must admit that latte-sippping is better than the John lovers' addiction to arse-sucking!

Typical foul-mouthed leftie. How about a little bit of respect for a man that has lead Australia to unparalleled wealth and influence?

No that is too much for the twisted mind of your typical latte-sippping Laborite.

Digger,

Cranbourne

OK I get it Ricardovitz you are the Xenox News token redneck. Are you even for real? I reckon you are a phoney, a possum stirrer who doesn't believe a single word he (she?!) posts. Brother, you have been sprung!

Ah, the poetry, the eloquence. We are humbled. Could this mean that John is not popular with everyone? But he hugged so many! The ungrateful scum - how soon they forget his non-core generosity.

It's true! It's true! This time I'm not lying, the sky really is falling. Look, I've got Chicken Little here beside me with all my media noddy-dolls, and he is nodding too.
No?
Okay then, how about this? Giant mutant gorillas from another galaxy take over Australia after joining trade unions, and steal all of your share of global warming after stealing your super, and I am the only man they fear!

Zionists or Jews? Not all Zionists are Jews. Not all Jews are Zionists. Who cares? Let's just go and lynch non-core Johnny. Who's got some rope?

Are there any other kind?

Radio I listen to mostly plays some ballards and gospel. Got some records, even got one of those cd things and some cd's. Cain't get bluegrass on the radio no more - gotta buy it now. Seems like you cain't even buy an old truck without it havin a slit for a cd already in it.

See the wealthy Zionist Jews and the absentee landlords. The mortgage and title holders of this lame shithole might sell it once again to another sucker for a quick profit. Why work when you have this lurk?

You yanks are welcome to buy up as much of Oz as you want.

I've had it with this dump; I'm heading to the Atalantico Coast!

Strictly for latte-sippers.

Unless it is marching bands. I love the Edinburgh tattoo.

Digger,
Cranbourne

What about Max, chato cynical observer, rasberry, titmouse, ex-liberal voter, repoman, horatio, monza, digger and the rest of ya? Dont you listen to music? Or do you connect on a 8MB Windows 3.1 IBM AT machine with a 14.4 KBit fax/modem through an ancient shared exchange phone line like I suspect ricardovitz does in his ghost town.

Hey hillbilly boy. Where is all this hillbilly music that is supposed to be so good. I cant see your contributions in the xenox radio thing.

Zig heil!

Aint' nothin wrong with hate, so long as it's directed toward people who deserve to be hated.

I ain't spineless, and only have a touch of inbreeding in my line (somethin about my grandparents being first cousins - which ain't really no problem), but I sure as hell know a pig-ugly woman when I see it - and Iranian women are with out a doubt, PIG-UGLY! Only a spineless left-wing lemming is too scared to spit out the truth.

Ain't nothin wrong with racism - pleanty of your kind, Doctors, know dern well that there is more truth about people which can be discovered along racial lines.

The good Doctor here ain't really no doctor. How do I know this? 'Cause even an animal doctor knows that pure-breed dogs, horses, etc. are the best of the best. Royal folks pay top dollar for these superior animals.

A real Doctor would know that inbreeding can do one of two things - accentuate them good and beautiful traits of a human animal, or make them pig-ugly retards like the Iranians. The beautiful and intelligent nordic Europeans are products of selective inbreeding.

From some angles filthy old John could pass for a bald Chinese whore. Hop over to Kirribilli House and get in the queue. Alan Jones could be waiting for his bit.