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Latham is starting to look pretty good to me when compared with this current crop of twits, twats and ratbags. But at least Tuckey and Fielding got the chop. Welcome to the 21st century, you troglodites. Now if that's all this election has achieved it was bloody well worth it!
Bonkers Br'er Abbott - after holding his breath a really really long time - reckons that after the ''savage swing'' against Labor, ''the public expects a change of government''. Delusional as ever. The redhead may be compromised but she always did have more ligitimacy - and nouse - than the Mad monk. And since when is a lousy 2% considered “savage”? Get thee to a nunnery, Friar Fuck, you achieved bugger all except further destabilise your own fractured party. Enjoy the political wilderness, you village idiot, you've earned it. Cheers, Tina!
Julia the knife 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
Julia should probably take a bit of the blame? First she dumps Beasley and gets Latham in for the election that Howard wins. This time she ousts Rudd and blip... Backstabbing branchstackers the lot of them.
the lensman 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
Arbib is a twat. Also, bacdroom hatchetmen and faceless factions control the major parties (Except for Party With Tina). Also "reporters| and "Channel 9" ? That's an oxymoron.
And so the media myth continues to grow while dickwads believe and promulgate what the ruling classes want you to believe in and die for, well as long as they and their children don't have to die for what the masses are so willing to die for. Isn't that so?
Berty North 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
That lunatic Paul Howes will be deeply angered that you have left him out of your target list and removed him from the attention that he has been craving since he was a little tacker.
Union Brother 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
It is a big bad world out there boys; you can either mope around like some whiny community activist or join the brothers as we fight for what's right. And make sure we win.
I stand by my claim that Tony Abbott will be our new PM. The electorate has voted overwhemingly for the Lib/Nats compared to the ALP; so the independents should listen to the will of the Australian people and support an Abbott Government.Any other option would be undemocratic and a sham!Digger,Cranbourne
What do you expect from a party of union bullies and latte sippers?No action to help decent aussies, and the flood gates open to let any old 'reffo' into our great nation.Digger,cranbourne
Lily Autum 16 years ago ALP FACTION HEAVIES BLAME RUDD - AGAIN
HA! Bill's true colours in full display. Yes,that's right Bill, you made a big mistake. try sleeping your way out of this.
i hear Gough is making a comeback and Mal's going to be his deputy.
[img]http://images.smh.com.au/2009/12/01/935926/abbottvic-420x0.jpg
[/img]Take a deep breath friends.It's too early for triumphalism.
Number 9
the lensman 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
''the people have spoken but it is going to take a little while to determine exactly what they have said''
Herr Fuckednuckle 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
I'm with you Alex! I have sent for my pipe and my Chinese whore.Yours stoned, stiff, and flying,Hairy Fuckyouruncle
Alexander Jacob Gutman (Austra 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
[img]http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2010/guide/photos/WARR_ASXP_Gutman.jpg
[/img]I just lost to a mad monk.I need some consolationI need some Tina
What about the horny voter? What will they get?Oh lord! What about my horn!Yours sticky and unsated,Hairy Fucknuckle
Whip me.. please
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
You'll be in hell while i'm with my lord and all his bare naked angels sinner!
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Shee-it1 you can TYPE??? Which elbow do you use?
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Oh lord almighty! It looks those heathen greens will be running parliament!My the Pope and all his saints strike them blind!C'mon Saint Tony; do it for the Virgin!
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Tony Bliar earns £140,000 for an after-dinner speech! FUUUCCCKKK!!!http://www.smh.com.au/world/blair-a-x00a320m-man-of-conviction-20100820-138xh.html
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Forget it Frank. Saints be praised we have a Catholic PM!
Fr Paddy McShane 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
I'm with you Tony! At last our Catholic schools will get some fair funding! May the good virgin bless your soul and Saint Paddy give you a beer!
That's it I'm fucking leaving. Any room there in the Shaky isles?
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!
Up yours you ignorant kunt
BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
A huge part of the election has actually centered on the impact of the GFC,which has largely been unreported by the Australian media.This crisis has cut $100 Billion in revenue from government coffers,something the Liberal Party has deceptively blamed the ALP for.The fact of the matter is Australia has been badly affected by the Global Financial Crisis,and Australia's economic future is as fragile as it was during the Great Depresssion.This humongous change in Australia's economic fortunes is a massive turnaround from the days of the Howard government.Worse still is the economic data coming out of the United States of America.With the big spending of Barack Obama and the lack of real economic reform in the U.S since the GFC, the United States looks set for a long and severe recession which is more than likely to have a huge impact on the world economy because half the worlds trade goes through the U.S.A.Australian people through the poor coverage of the GFC's impact on the World economy by the Australian media seem oblivious to the full ramifications of the GFC and it's long term implications.For too long Australian people have been living on Credit and living beyond their means,an anomaly that was largely encouraged by the Howard government.Those days are well and truly over and will never appear again.What this has meant in the election campaign is more modest economic policies from both sides of politics and even the ALP's NBN policy is only expected to cost $26 Billion for a speed of 1 gigabit per second -about the same amount of money Korea is paying for her 1 gigabit system.
the lensman 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
20th digger killed in Afghanistan. Supporting U.S. protection racket. Protecting corrupt Karzai and his crooked buddies. PM says "We need to see the mission through." And the mission is...??? GROW MORE OPIUM!!!
FlimFlamMan 16 years ago Pauline Hanson, I love you...
Hey dim bulb Ricky here you write a love paen to Australia's former red haired queen, yet on another page ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/cappergration-and-capperculturalism.html[/url]) you call her a 'dern drunkard'.Perhaps you been on the lightnin' gin yer self?
With mates like Ruddys who needs enemies.
Ricardovitz 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
I am runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia. Thar ain't nothin stoppin me from runnin fer Australia Prime Minister, 'n thar ain't nothin stoppin you from votin fer me neither.If you want yer God given rights back, you need to vote fer me, Ricardovitz. A vote fer Ricardovitz is a Vote fer Freedom. A strong Dixie aligence amongst southerners like Australia 'n Dixie Southern States is what we'all call a "win win" fer everyone.
Piston Broke 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Rick, you claim to be running for office here Down Under but appear to be a KKK southerner based in the Mutated Staes of Duhmerica. Mate, are you shitting us or what?
Ricardovitz 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
One of my constituants ask 'bout all them Chairman - what we gonna do 'bout them. They is a problem ain't they! Well, I reckon ya aught to go back and read my very first agenda item - git Australians thar guns back!Till YOU THE PEOPLE of Australia put thar FEAR OF GOD back in all them gooberment Chairmans, Burocrats, and whatnot, they is gonna keep runnin right over ya like a pack of pitbulls on a wounded Doe. But, when THE PEOPLE is armed to thar teeth, than THE PEOPLE is gonna be all over 'm like a pack of pitbulls on Bambi's lame momma.Me - I ain't nothin. But an Armed Australia - now that's somethin!
Lone aussie voice of reason 16 years ago AUSSIE PM RUDD PLEADS "SAVE THE WHALES!"
tHREE YEARS on and Digger looks like he was right about it all...
Lone aussie voice of reason 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
what about the Chinaman Ricky? we have an awful lot of them around.
Ricardovitz 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Boys and Girls, I'm a still in the runnin!!! Got me lots of support out thar - and I thank y'all fer it too. I wanna be yer next Prime Minister - so vote fer me.....RICARDOVITZ. This is gonna send a loud message to them gooberment nannies who done took yer GUNS, KNIVES, and whatnot away cuz they is scared that you, the people, is gonna rise up and demand a reckonin from thar thieves, crooks, scounderals, devil-worshipers 'n jest plain Godless trash that has infiltrated yer gooberment and call theyselves yer leaders. THIS HAS GOTTA STOP!! AUSTRALIA NEEDS REAL LEADERSHIP.Ricardovitz is here ta save yer country! This here is my 5-step plan on how I'm a gonna do it too:1. Git all Australian Citizens thar guns back - y'all is gonna be free to buy whatever kind of firearm y'all want. NO RESTRICTIONS! Other than ya gotta pay fer it2. NO MORE WELFARE. Thats right, none. Cut-'m off. No more dole fer the lazy class. Work.....or Die.....or git deported 'fore ye starve.3. Immigration Policy: Australia fer Australians - that mean WHITE Australians. Muslims go back ta Muslimbad. Jews go back ta Jewland. Abos can stay - 'n we's gonna give m some reservation land - that'll be thar "repiarations". Catholics 'll need ta convert or go back ta Popeland. English, German, 'n Northern Irish 'll be welcome after payin thar debt of indentured servitude.4. Housing Policy: Tain't gonna be alowed tar live in the streets no longer. Bums is gonna be rounded up and put on privately operated gooberment Work Farms. Tenants is gonna start paying thar rent. Landlords is gonna have ta clean up thar properties, or thar tain't gonna be no gooberment protection fer 'em when thar Tenants git all riled up 'bout stuff Landlords is sposed ta fix.5. Economy: Jobs...Jobs...Jobs. No more outsourcing jobs ta Chinkland. We got lots of minerals 'n lots of folks look'n fer jobs - LETS GIT TA WORK 'N START MAKIN STUFF. "Made In Australia" 'll win out over "Made In China".Well, anywhoo - vote fer me and I'll make these here dreams come a reality. Ricardovitz.
Digger 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
I dealt with this rubbish before. Read here Missy:
https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/lifestyles/2432-14-characteristics-of-latte-sipping-lefties-xenoxnews-is-full-of-them

Now make sure you get out tomorrow and vote for Tony Abbott and his team of go-getters.

Do it for Australia's sake!

Digger,

Cranbourne
VIRAGO 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
When you vote tomorrow, please consider the following. Both major parties are guilty of many of the below. One of our parties has just about enough for a royal flush. Please read the full description for each point @ http://www.rense.com/general37/char.htm and it is a freely sourced document. Fourteen Defining Characteristics Of FascismBy Dr. Lawrence Britt Source Free Inquiry.co 5-28-31. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights 3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause4. Supremacy of the Military5. Rampant Sexism6. Controlled Mass Media7. Obsession with National Security8. Religion and Government are Intertwined9. Corporate Power is Protected 10. Labor Power is Suppressed11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption 14. Fraudulent ElectionsI am afraid....
Bang Bang my Yo-Yo 16 years ago APPEASEMENT MUST STOP! TIME FOR ACTION IS NOW!
Nonsense. We are the freest Mulsim nation on earth.
Bung Karno was Indonesdia's last hope. Panca Sila was precisely what Indonesia needed. But he got crucified and millions perished in the slaughter that followed, including around 500,000 "suspected Communists", mainly just peasants, all because USA opposed his program of nationalisation and independence. Look at Indonesia now, one of the worst corrupt countrys in the world, playground for idle rich, corrupt politicians and rampant TNI, thieves and extremists. No wonder Aussies are afraid of Indonesia!
Who'd have thought 8 years later we have a closet Muslim as President and the Iranians nearly having the bomb...Looks like the latte-sippers have won and so we all lose :(
Charlie 16 years ago UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?
I think it was the smell of victory in the morning.
Dr IP Freelly 16 years ago UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?
And dear Dot what was that smell? The odor of an alien? Or just the smegma on her bedsheets?Dimwits.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
Dorothy 16 years ago UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?
"She still remembers the smell — an odd smell that didn't smell of burned wheat. She hasn't smelled it since."[url]http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/aug/19/ufo-sightings-once-common-rural-kansas/[/url]"Then-Chief of Police M.R. Shelton said he chased it at speeds of up to 100 miles an hour but never caught it. He said it would run parallel to his car, or slightly ahead of it."
Tessa 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Continuing the great Tory tradition of disenfranchising the poor:and dismantling universal education, Abbott promises to cut a further $1.5 billion from education, including programs to help the poorest students to succeed at school and enter university: http://www.theage.com.au/national/coalition-to-cut-funds-for-poor-students-20100819-12s1z.html
Stubbsy, Brit Airborne 16 years ago LINDSAY – THE ONLY GOOD MUSLIM IS A DEAD MUSLIM
Wow, these lads can dance!
Ricardovitz 16 years ago CAPPER-GRATION AND CAPPER-CULTURALISM
That Red-Head gal might be a good gal all right. Tain't sayin she ain't. But, she got the look of a woman can drink down pure corn 'n not even blink. I'm a tellin you, I know this here gal - yessiree, she's thar spittin image of Francis - could be twins. 'N Francis - her best friend was thar Devil in a bottle...pure corn.
Tom Titmouse 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Not much to add to your perfect spiel above Max. Find it hard to get excited about this election, only hope the wankers (ie get the GST of the tissues) get a senate seat; preferably opposite that idiot Fielding.
Max Gross 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Panic stricken at the prospect of losing yet another federal election, the Lib-gNats are foaming at the mouth wailing about DEBT! claiming that, under the heel of the Lying Rodent, they had rescued the nation by paying off the so-called $9 billion "black hole" they reckon Labor had left behind in 1996. What crap, as the charismatic Br'er Abbott himself would say. At the risk of putting myself to sleep, let's put that dog down right now, with this lengthy quotefrom that infamous old pinko commie lefty tree-hugger Ross Gittins: "In the days before the 1996 election, John Howard and Peter Costello had a Debt Truck driving around the countryside to remind everyone of the huge net foreign debt the nation had run up under the Labor government. By the time of the election it totalled $193 billion. Despite inheriting a "budget black hole" from Labor, within two years Costello had the budget back into surplus. The successive surpluses were used to repay debt and by June 2006 the Commonwealth's net debt had been eliminated. As Costello never ceased reminding us, the Libs had paid off "Labor's debt". Just one problem: the debt they paid off wasn't the one they'd made so much fuss about before the election. That was the net amount the entire economy - both the public and private sectors - owed to foreigners. The debt they paid off was one they'd thought hardly worth mentioning while in Opposition, the much smaller net amount owed by just the Federal Government - mainly to Australians. And despite the paying off of the Commonwealth's debt, the net amount the economy owed to foreigners just kept growing, completely unmentioned by Costello. By the time Howard left office it had more than trebled to $603 billion". [http://www.smh.com.au/business/debt-and-politicians-sleight-of-hand-20090602-bub3.html]Boom boom!What's more, Reserve Bank boss Glenn Stevens reckons Australia's current public debt is peanuts by global standards. He reckons our debt will peak at 6 per cent of GDP, Japan's at 154 per cent, the US at 86 per cent and even Germany 75 per cent. Done and dusted.Saturday should be a hoot.
Stiffed Reporter 16 years ago THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
So moving. I am always in debt to those tough old aussie diggers of yore. And you can bet they all would be right behind the 'Get the GST off tissues' party (https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2802-announcement-the-official-launch-of-the-get-the-gst-off-tissues-party).

After all on those quiet nights in the trenches who wouldn't want to entertain themselves with thoughts of Mabel and Alma back home... I know I would!

 

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