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Must have been great eating.

Just like that sucker!

The UFO reports are flooding in thick and fast. The aliens are either no longer worried about stealth operations or there are so many of them here now that they simply cannot go about their business unobserved:Hong Kongers witness five UFO sightings in one day - People's Daily Online[url]http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90782/7140424.html[/url]UFO Shuts Down Another Chinese Airport:[url]http://thesop.org/story/paranormal/2010/09/14/omg-ufo-shuts-down-another-chinese-airport.php[/url]UFO wave on ‘Earthquake night’ in Chile raises questions about China’s UFO wave - Paranormal Old Pueblo[url]http://tucsoncitizen.com/paranormal/2010/09/14/ufo-wave-on-earthquake-night-in-chile-raises-questions-about-chinas-ufo-wave/[/url]UFO found above Israel on Google Maps[url]http://www.allnewsweb.com/page1199999427.php[/url]UFOs 'On The Record': Original Drawings From Eyewitness Accounts (PHOTOS)[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/14/ufos-on-the-record-leslie_n_714733.html[/url]

There used to be four clubs in the AFL whose name started with the letter "F". Now there are only two: Freo and Fucking Collingwood.

Those Greens will lead us up the garden path of Luddites and dimwits.meanwhile...Send your kids to school.Drink wine with your friends.And demand another election.

well you might win if that blondey one kicks straight!

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oh that is a bit pathetic...no one wants the disgrace of losing to Collingwood!

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I placed both fingers in my ears and breathed deep...I called still smell Fred's german bratwurst from the night before!I don't think it works mate.

Pussies got whipped.meanwhile alien lifeforms invade spring st and demand human sacrafice!

This looks crazy O.o

One thing is for sure... the winner of tonight's cats v magpies game will easily account for whomever they face next week.I am a prophet... and I have deemed this

Dear Mr Fudgepopsicle,As the representative of Australia's big four banks I would hope you maintain the strong and friendly relationship we have had with the Australian Government. We are happy to assist you in any way possible. For instance, if you wish to clean out the dead wood in Treasury we are happy to have some of our hand picked staff work for you for gratis.What a wonderful saving for the tax payer that would be!On the other hand if you wish to play the 'bash-the-banks' card we will have no hesitation in pulling the Federal Government credit card.Got me?I look forward to your response,Mr Jew-FreemasonSecret Head of All Aussie Banks

The game's attraction is partly related to the vicarious group experience of an analgous human struggle and the human condition as played out by the physically healthiest specimens on our planet. The asymmetric vessel which is the focus also introduces a random element; the attendant crowd, live television and radio listeners are given an opportunity to experiment with psychokinesis willing the ball to move a few millimetres. A collective will experiment unavailable in normal conditions.

it is a bladder filled with air chased around...but you know it aint the game - it is the winning; the supporters; the TEAM...nothing to do with fags and stuff

Without militant US protectionism,"Israel" would not exist.

This peculiar "sport" is just an excuse for Australian males to grope each other. Frankly its embarrassing to witness how players opportunistically embrace, slap and fondle one another under the guise of "Aussie Rules". But what else can be expected of a nation founded upon faux-homosexual convict origins during those first settlement years when few (white) women were available. Look at any prison population for the same phenomena. Where do you think the Aussie greeting "mate" comes from? Hmm, I wonder what "scoring" a goal actually means. Closet poofters are what most Aussie males are.

Is that like Fatima's Boots?

Rope tied laughter filled my boot hill well and good for you Nancy. Thanks to a combination of steroids boost thistles thieving and wealth man-made weapons and denial. So impatient. Regent 's command Hafez rice rolled in golden rhino rhombus rayon and ancient Egypt, valediction. Tonight in the morning carrying a message to the end link is footloose.

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Rope tied laughter filled my boot hill well and good for you Nancy. Thanks first amplified steroid combination of thistles and thieving wealth and weapons of man made denial. Licentious aftermath. Regent's retentive rice recipes rolling rhino rhombus resplendent in rayon and ancient Egyptian valediction. Tonight is morning's late message bearer bonded to the profligate.

9/11 is the biggest frikkn con job bullshit swindle the world has ever seen. A few thousand americans get killed by plane hijackers and that justifies the deaths of a million and displacement of millions more across Iraq and Afganistan at the hands of the USA??? Thats just plain sick. War-on-terrorism my ass. The USA is the worlds worst terror state

Rationality is idiotic.

Why do I hate particular opposition players? And hate not lightly but fiercely?Why do I admire or wish well for some other opposition players? Why do these feelings sometimes change if the player changes his jumper colours?Why do these feelings sometimes change when I hear one of them speak?

Yes but I understand that the saint players will be wearing lead lined underpants if they meet the cats again.

I think there is lot of wishful thinking by saint fans going on...Cats have proved they can do it; unlikely they will lose again second time.

More than in the back... I'd say he wanted to put his dick up him!Yours creamy and full of corn,Hairy Fucknose

Well, what say you Herr Fucknuckle, was it in the back?

In other breaking news the Gillard government forgot to include "Research" in any ministry portfolio.The new minister for climate change Gereg Combett has suggested that going back in to the dark ages would keep carbon emissions down.

After criticism of the complete lack of focus on education in the naming of the new Labor Ministry yesterday Julia Gillard today announced that she was changing her name by deed poll. She will be now known as: Julia Education GillardFor many of us we will still refer to her by her previous name: Julia Backflip Dullard

Terrible umpiring; should have also paid two 50s

Thank you for all your questions and demands...I have put them on the Prime Ministerial filofax and I will deal with them as soon as I can upload a new japanese performance piece onto my PM computer.Yours stiff & in anticipation,PM Herr Fuckedcarbuncle

Well it is a rather strange game. grown men throwing themselves at each other; clad in rather skimpy costumes.Is it some new performance piece from Alexander McQueen?One problem though; those colours clash garishly!

here I am, stuck in the middle with me

A NORTHERN Territory woman claims she was cut off by two alien beings in a spaceship shaped like a Ford station wagon - before it took off surrounded by green, blue and red flames.[url]http://www.news.com.au/national/ufo-that-drove-woman-off-road-was-shaped-like-a-ford-station-wagon/story-e6frfkvr-1225918307827[/url]

Our very own Dullard has upgraded her buddy in branch stacking Doltroy's portfolio to include: "Minister Assisting the Prime Minister on Digital Productivity".A pundit posting to a zdnet article about this new position commented:"sounds like he's going to be Chief Nose Picker"Happy to endorse this new title! "Minister Assisting the Prime Minister on Digital Productivity" aka "Chief Nose Picker"Like it centurion; like it!

Australians are generally ignorant of and blase about the political process (Although nowhere near as bad as Americans), Few voters consider the national interest or future needs and are easily swayed by cheap sloganeering, fear mongering and the bribes that pass as policy announcements during election campaigns. It is quite tragic that Democracy may well end up as still born as the ideals of Communism, all because of self-interested politicians and disinterested citizens.

ì can do that

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At last a candidate that stands up for something tangible. Hard luck to the Liaberals, they just can't shake off their sense of privilege. Born-to-rule, right? Any other election result must be some kind of dreadful mistake? Welcome to democracy, dipshits. Maybe they would have a better chance if they did something about their "weak spots": Br'er Abbott, Eric Abetz, Kevin Andrews, Bruce Billson, Julie Bishop, Bronwyn Bishop, George Brandis, Peter Dutton, Joe Hockey, Greg Hunt, Phiip Ruddock, Sophie Mirabella, Barnaby Joyce, Christopher Pyne, Andrew Robb, Warren Truss... Second thought, just change their name to the White Australia National Socialist Party andc be done with it.

Legal white Americans? Do you mean what is becoming a minority group made up of refugees? Your lot is becoming rather irrelevant in the scheme of things. Soon to be forgotten.

How 'bout WARE IS ALL OUR GUNS??? WHE IS EVERY LAWFUL WHITE AUSTRALIAN GONNA GIT HIS GUNS BACK? WHEN IS YOU GONNA GIVE AUSTRALIANS THAR FREEDOM, 'N THAR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TA DEFEND THEMSELVES?

Nope. Mexicans is illegal. White Americans is legal. Thar difference is - we won and them Mexicans lost. I reckon my ancestors was a li'll too nice lettin them wetbacks live inside of 100 miles from that thar Mexican/Ameircan border. Should'a pushed 'em back all the way ta Panama. Well, thar's always next time.

Hey PM Hurty Brassknuckle how about getting me a sheila to root?I've been trying for ages!

I'll take any questions, requests, or comments about me and my Government here.Let me know what you want to do.I know what I want to do... that is why my secretary is on my lap ;)Yours hardned, horned, and happyPM Hairy Buttbuckle

Hey Hairy don't forget to speed up our internet!It'll help with our late night viewing ;)Luv your work by the way...

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I'd like to massage clown oil into him; hell, I'd even rub him down with goanna oil