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Don't point that big gun at me!

Signs hey. Good for target practice.[img]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31391997/Hunter+S+Thompson+hunter.jpg
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I have prepared a speech for their arrival:"Dear Little Green Men,Welcome to Earth. Many of us have been waiting a long time for your arrival. I myself have been beavering away at home for many years to write this very script for your welcome :)Mr Little Green Man, we bow to your superior knowledge and wisdom. We are amazed at your advanced technology. Us humans, in particular the UFO nerds gathered here, have long been fascinated by computers and such and we are sure you have very big and fast computers. You do, don' t you? ;) We all can't wait to get our hands on your computers so we can play the amazing 5D games that you have. Mr Little Green Man in exchange for your knowledge, wisdom, and hand held entertainment systems; please feel free to take what you want from earth. In fact you could take my wife; I don't mind. Have your wicked way with her you naughty Little Green Man ;) All we ask is that you record it for posterity.Finally I would like to express to you one more time our gratitude for visiting our putrid blue ball. In the immortal words of one of your predecessors: Klatuu Nee Nimrod!"

We are very proud to introduce a new line to enhance our clown oil product range! The product is already very popular in some Asian countries and despite the pressure on demand we believe that the western market is now ready for our natural tofu substitute!Smegma - the bodies natural ointment.Your tofu is my smegma!

Out take from Bruce Cathie doco "The Harmonic Code"<a class="video" href= onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> Bruce Cathie Special Interview Video

Retired Captain Robert Salas is an ALIENBut don't just take my word for it.Listen to this coded message from the man himself...[url]/url]The activation of sleeper alien agents has begun!

Retired airforce pilot Bruce Cathie has written in depth about the connection between UFOs and nukes for nearly 5 decades. This emergence of 120 American ex-airforce officers with similar claims and eye-witness accounts vindicates the bravery of Cathie standing by what he discovered and has documented. Congratulations old man.

Democracy? It's just a baby, crawling, not yet walking. It's enemies insist on "elections". Look to Karzai. It's all there.

Mankind is kept alive with bestial acts

"Science is religion" you got that right bubba.

Philosophy is poetry is science is religion is cooking with dr spock

Horse hijack. You are about to be abducted, Mr Ed.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/aliens-horse.jpg
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Thread hijack stay on topic ufo talk is under Science - Aliens

I am sure their evidence will be as compelling as the Roswell autopsy.ie Not.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

"They have witness testimony from 120 former or retired military personnel which points to alien intervention at nuclear sites in the U.S. as recently as 2003."Of course the dullard rationalist will only accept evidence when it suits their small world agenda. Ho hum doesn't really matter what they believe. The picture unfolds regardless.

Top U.S. airmen to accuse Air Force of cover-up as they claim UFOs have been deactivating nuclear missiles since 1948...[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1315479/UFOs-deactivated-nuclear-missiles-U-S-airmen-accuse-government-cover-up.html[/url]

Here is a photo of the same place taken with an open-minded camera...[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/slidesign.jpg
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Majority of citizens cauterised at 5 senses.The unknown so terrifying the subsequent bout of fear dominates positioning.

"Can't you hear how good this song is? Wait, I can prove it is a good song, the way it, it, it, it... Can't you hear it?"

Rationalist not cynical... merely requesting proof.Not cause you thought it, or thought you saw it. Need to demonstrate it to others.ie Proof.

Is it too big, is it too small, will the girls like this, will the girls like that..

Somehow... physically impossible. The universe is much to BIG for little green space visitors to pop in for a joy ride.

Somehow... melancholy.

Stop this nonsense.Immediately.Concerned Citizen

Save your lives. Get some tainted clown oil additive quick fast and rub yourselves down three times per day.

Oh dear. This sounds dreadful.I better get the kids home for supper.

Former Air Force Officers: UFOs Tampered With Nuclear Missiles (Sept. 25) -- Former U.S. Air Force officers and a former enlisted man are about to break many years of silence about an alarming series of UFO encounters at nuclear weapons sites -- incidents officially kept secret for decades.When the group appears at a press conference at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on Monday, it will offer testimony about events so chilling, it will seem like a day at a science fiction movie festival. Full story...[url]http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/former-air-force-officers-ufos-tampered-with-nuclear-missiles/19647296[/url]

Made up my own God. I call him Vashna. Lord of all creation.And has a might big pecker to smite the unbeliever.Yay! All pray to Vashna; God with a giant Cock!

Ahh the primate brain; but what other functions does it have?

My crystal ball says that your prostate is fine. It's the impending stricture that is of concern. My advice is to cease any further carnal relations with your infected relation, Phuk Mei Freely.She may be a professional, but she's certainly not very rational when it comes to safe sex.

If it wasn't for the rationalist mind Chanel you wouldn't even know there was a prostate.Moron.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

Dr IP Freely is right, Mr Beatitude. Only female mediums have the necessary sensitivity, insight & intuition to be able to channel information from "the other side".In fact, I have just received a message for Dr IP Freely that goes to the core of his being, and threatens his very identity.He must attend to his penis before it is too late!...[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/channel1.jpg
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Mr Beatitude your ignorance is astounding. Maybe you should stop listening to the garbled nonsense from middle aged men purporting to 'channel' secret information to you. Get a job, get a life, get a brain.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist.

Why is y'all Australians keep puttin pictures of opium-zombie semi-sandn*g*e*s? Dern't you white boys like white galls? Thar smarter 'n pertier then all them other mud folks. 'n I dern't mean them slutty whores neither. Nosiree, jest good 'ol nice wite galls. God fear'n galls. Y'all woulnt know what tar do if a real genuwine Christian girl smiled at ya. Yer to fixtated on queers 'n preversion. Devil's got ya by yer pecker.

The rationalists over rate themselves forgetting that they are only equipped with a partially evolved primate brain.

Do you accept credit cards Guru Gym?

You got it quite right sir.

Is that you Larry?[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/larry.jpg
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They call them Fakirs for good reason... they are always faking it.As a true practitioner of the ancient and true arts of Guruing I can teach you, oh gullible western fool, the secrets of mystical India.And you can be sure there will be no sleeping on a bed of nails!Not at all. My teaching is incisive, deep, to the point, and easily affordable both in time and money. In fact for a lousy few hundred dollars I can give you enlightenment, happiness, spiritual potency, and fix your bad back.It really is that simple.You see I subscribe to Swami Vishnufishwuckers view that no westerner is too ignorant, too spiritually backward, too stupid not to gain from the teachings of the mystical east. Look at our vast catalog of celebrities who have benefited from us in the past:John LennonMia FarrowRichard GereThe Beastie BoysShane WarneJohn HowardOK. I lied about the last one. But there is no denying, you cannot deny in fact, that we offer a life changing experience. So why not hop into your private jet plane, wing your way to Bangalore and I'll have one of my own hand maidens personally pick you up from the airport.What are you waiting for!

It is lazy bludgers like you that live off the backs of hard working aussies.Why don't you wake up, go back to India, and get the Commonwealth Games fixed up?You're a disgrace!Digger,Cranbourne

Only 8 years ago...Waylon it still feels like you're here!

whatever happened to the nekkid chicks, howard, and Latham?Gone fishing?

One way or another, this Saturday I'm gonna slay me some Magpie meat[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/Baker.jpg
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With my limited vision I see much beauty and decay.

In A World Where No Women Like To Swallow, Jack Set Out To Change That?...

Oh the shit upon your faces come Saturday afternoon will be a lovely sight to behold ;)

Two men of Jewish faith walked into the Collingwood membership office and ask to buy season tickets. The lady behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?" The gentlemen reply "Yes, of course!" To which she replies, "I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have to be a complete dick to be a Collingwood supporter.”

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Looks just like me, except happier and livelier. But I like playing dead. Helps ease the pain.

Fish head? I love it in a curry :)