Where was Jesus created?

In the testicles of God? Or was he magically created and embedded into Mary's womb?

 

It is a wonder. He must have been created somewhere if he existed. If in the testicles of God, what does the sperm of God look like? Is it one tailed or two? What about the penis of God? Surely a sword that when unsheathed would be a frightening sight!

 

These are the religous questions that need to be answered. Do you think maybe somewhere in the bowels of the Vatican there is a record of learned discourse about such things? I mean they have documented bits of Jesus' foreskin, so why not his old man's pecker?

God on his way to Mary's house?

Artist conception of God on his way to Mary's house to perform the Immaculate Conception

And when we have the truth, the praying will follow.

 

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    · 16 years ago
    Poker madness! It's on TV, online, and all over dining room tables around town. The sound of shuffling cards alone can give you a rush if you're a fan of Texas Hold 'em. But you might get nervous when you throw in your bets.
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    · 16 years ago
    Poke Her Madness? You bet I got it! Why I'd poke anything with a hole and that's a her!

    A fence, a chair, toilet roll... any of these things will get the blood flowing to my nether regions!

    And then after a furious few seconds of pumping will come the time to clean up; which I hope she will be doing.

    Yours with my hands stuck to the floor,

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    · 15 years ago
    In a previous lifetime, I arranged the immaculate conception with my cousin Wayne (pictured here in a later incarnation)...

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    Can't say too much, other than to reveal that the procedure involved the slipping of the odd mickey or two.

    LR
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    · 15 years ago
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    · 15 years ago
    And a Mo-stock is what I get when I see Ma leaning over the table.

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