Not paranoid - but sane
15 years ago
Prepare for lift off
I have feared that this moment would arrive. When you gaze out your window, and like that Peter Gabriel song, they are here to take us home.Well at least to their home....Where we will be locked in cages. Left to defecate amongst ourselves. Scratching and pawing at the door; howling to be released. Our alien masters will treat us with the same righteous disdain we treated the Mexican, the Arab, and the Eskimo. It will be a time when the Instant Karma grabs you by the balls and spins you all around. What was on top will now be below.Alien overlords I beseech thee; be unsparing with the whip! We only learn by bitter experience. We can only understand with pain.No use to beg for forgiveness; we had none before and we deserve none now.
OBLOMOV
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Did you say "shoes"?
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
EINSTEIN - DID HE MEAN HOW... OR WHY?
That thar's an old dead Jew that never did nothin but cipher'n. Thing is he dern't never make no nothin! He git ta cipher'n but cain't make a dern thing. Well, boys 'n girls, I can cipher 'n make things too - so that make me twice as smart as this here old dead Jew.
Resnik
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
The Yanks are gobsmacked now all their phony rhetoric about democracy, freedom and french fries is putting their dictatorial buddies out of business across the Middle East, not via the State Department and Pentagon but brought on by ordinary shoes who have had a gutfull. That's not the way they want the script to go! And oh boy oh boy I can't wait to see all those cans of worms opened, crawling all the way to Walla-walla-washington.
Iranian Plebiscitarian
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Alarmists like Patriot have a serious case of tunnel vision.How many US warships have there been deployed to the area since the over throw?How many Israeli?Or do these countries have free passage anywhere, anytime?
Patriot
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Wrong Mr FlimFlam. It seems the Mad Mullahs do have friends within the Military Coup and the provocative Iranian warships will be able to pass through the Suez Canal:[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110219/wl_nm/us_egypt_iran_canal[/url]
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Can take your tinfoil hats off fellas. The Egyptians didn't let them through. A good answer to the question who is in charge in Cairo...
Raspberry Cordial
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Looks like the monkees are trying to take over the zoo in the Arabian peninsula.... Better feed them some lead peanuts to quieten them down ;)
Niels Bohr
15 years ago
EINSTEIN - DID HE MEAN HOW... OR WHY?
Albert was such a pompous ass. Never would join me or Heisenberg for a beer back in Munich.
Let me twy Pontiuth
15 years ago
EINSTEIN - DID HE MEAN HOW... OR WHY?
Maybe he thought of it as a fishional character?
Smooth Noodle Maps
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Damn right! This sort of provocation is strictly only permissable for US and Israeli warships!
Smooth Noodle Maps
15 years ago
EINSTEIN - DID HE MEAN HOW... OR WHY?
He wanted to know the thoughts of a fictional character???
Woody from Haifa
15 years ago
IRANIAN WARSHIPS HEAD TO THE SUEZ CANAL!
Oi vai! Looks like the Mullahs are coming for us. Time to get the titanium kippah out.
Stan the wannabee script write
15 years ago
EINSTEIN - DID HE MEAN HOW... OR WHY?
Does he have a fish in his mouth?
Frodo's fuck buddy
15 years ago
THE FINGERNAIL
Oh that fingernail looks just like Frodo's.... just after he dug them into my back ;)
Resnik
15 years ago
WORD OF THE DAY: PLINTH
A plinth in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Let me twy Pontiuth
15 years ago
THE FINGERNAIL
I had a plinther like that oneth.
DR Nick
15 years ago
WORD OF THE DAY: PLINTH
Was it like the plinther in this finger?[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/THE-FINGERNAIL.html[/url]
Zen Mistress
15 years ago
WORD OF THE DAY: PLINTH
Plinthing is when you pull a plinther out of your thumb.
Stan the wannabee script write
15 years ago
WORD OF THE DAY: PLINTH
I was plinthing along minding my own business. Does that work?
Loony Les
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
I remember the 'Grooving Granny' series ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/MORE-NEWS-ON-THE-GROOVING-GRANNY.html[/url]) that really opened my eyes up about the seniors sex scene. In fact I got so excited I got my own Grooving Granny; and I don't let her put her teeth in ;)
Beat me Martha
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? [url]http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/02/anonymous-speaks-the-inside-story-of-the-hbgary-hack.ars[/url]
Beat me Martha
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Here is an article that purports to outline how the security firms server was cracked by anonymous:http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/02/anonymous-speaks-the-inside-story-of-the-hbgary-hack.ars
Cyclops
15 years ago
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON!
Last time I saw Max he was passed out on the back porch mumbling something incoherent. Money for jam I say if its true. Maybe he was is one of the ESP type psy-ops and he was mind blasting the enemy?
Zen Mistress
15 years ago
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON!
More likely that Osama is a CIA operative.
Zen Mistress
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
Keep up the good work, Citizen Lumbago
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
You dern't know nothin! Thar's lots 'n lots of truth in them thar lies.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON!
I git a better question.....Ware is Max Gross? I done warned you folks from jumpin on that thar Max Gross Bandwagon. I done warned you that he is a CIA gooberment spy. I show you proof. Go search, I done some ditties on it. But, some of y'all Max Gross lovers is too much a dern fool ta see you is taken by a gooberment stooge.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE PROBLEM OF OBAMA
Peoria git it right. The Obama-kind, that what they do - jump all 'round like a bunch a jacked-up monkeys on meth. Dern't matter how much crack 'er meth a crazy ape smokes, tain't nothin too violent that cain't be stopped with 30 cent worth of lead.
Let me twy Pontiuth
15 years ago
GOOGLE BANS XENOX NEWS - THE END OF FREE SPEECH ON THE INTERNET?
Need more proof that google isn't filtering what we find on the internet?Got this from twitter:@wikileaks: RT: @bbum Search for 'assange bank of america' on news.google.com. Lotsahits.Search for 'wikileaks bank of america' nada.Or just try:Wikileaks boaAnd thenAssange boa
The truth being in fact
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
This rag is nothing but a tissue of lies
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON!
And still we ask... where is he?
Fearful of Peoria
15 years ago
THE PROBLEM OF OBAMA
I have never been more worried about my great country than now. We have a fool in the White House and each day he is making it worse. Our nation is the beacon of hope for all of mankind and what is Obama doing? Running it down like it was a cheap rental car!I am stocking up on ammunition because who knows what will happen in the coming days... I expect to see his kind running wild on the streets soon.
Stan the wannabee script write
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
That the US Department of Justice directly recommended a particular lawyer to a major bank for these types of underhand methods of dealing with a problem of this nature is massive. Quite unusual.The side dramas surrounding wikileaks are better than any television I have watched in years.
Frodo's fuck buddy
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Hey I remember the Palantir! Wasn't it that thing that Grima Wormtongue threw at Gandalf when they were at Isengard?I'm sure it is.
Let me twy Pontiuth
15 years ago
UFO skepticism over except for extreme dullards
Skeptics struggle to dismiss jerusalem ufo videos.[url]http://www.allnewsweb.com/page1199999486.php[/url]
Beat me Martha
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Palantir and 'Hunton and Williams' (who employ over 1000 attorneys) distance themselves trom HB Gary claiming they would never recommend their clients engage in fraudulent and extortion like activities..... then Anonymous releqse another 25,000 emails....View the fallout:[url]http://mobile.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2011/02/15/palantir/index.html[/url]
Stoned and Pulsing
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Green and lush that Kudzoo is. Like my stiffened heart after I pump me arm full of benezidrine...Lush and Green.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Let me school y'all ignorant folks on Kudzoo, cuz you is interested. Thar ain't a lick of Kudzoo nowares in Appalachia Georgia. They git Kudzoo down south in Atlanta. 'N thar tain't a goat 'round that 'll knaw on Kudzoo. Nuthin eats Kudzoo. Ain't good fer nothin. But, that don't mean a thang to me, cuz Kudzoo grows ware the Georgia Darkies live - 'n thats a days trip south of here. Too dern lazy ta care fer thar fields no more, so weeds like Kudzoo grow all over it.Well, know y'all know the TRUTH 'bout Kudzoo.
Zen Mistress
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
The USA, like the Roman Empire of old, is in terminal decline. And its death throws will become increasingly grotesque to behold.
Zen Mistress
15 years ago
KEFAYA! WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!
@Patriot: ordinary Egyptians have shown the USA and its minions the real meaning of "shock and awe". And the Yankee doodling noodle-heads can't handle it, can't believe they've just lost their favourite Middle Eastern proxy. Watch them sh*t their shorts when Saudi citizens overthrow the obnoxious House of Saud!
guns for goons
15 years ago
KEFAYA! WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!
Tentacles or testicals?
Patriot
15 years ago
KEFAYA! WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!
With Egypt still in chaos, and social order breaking down, the worry now is that evil Islamofascist elements could take advantage of the situation. First among these are Al Qaeda; they have many tentacles in Egypt (their second in command Ayman al Zawahiri hails from Cairo!) and so they will certainly be infiltrating back. I wouldn't be surprise to see random acts of terror hitting Egypt soon as Osama and his minions try to derail the 'revolution'. Undoubtedly the Muslim Brotherhood would do little to stop Al Qaeda gaining a base in Egypt; they share many similar philosophies.While my wish is for a democratic and free market based Egypt of the future, we need to also be aware of the dangers. Listening to the blinkered and dogmatic anti-US and anti-capitalist rhetoric of the Max Gross's of the world will only lead to more chaos in the region. Chaos that could blowback on us all here in the civilised West.God bless,Patriot
Goat face
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Kudzoo is for old goats. It heads towards where old goats live to keep it all green and lush.
Ma Kettle
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Some say Kudzoo is lush and green... I let me boys roll round in it; they nevermind.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Southern Americans dern't give no nevermind 'bout Egypt. That thar is a far, far away land, praise God, that don't have nothing ta do with God's lush green southern Eden. See, boys ''n girls, ya got ta ask yerselves "Why do Egyptians waller 'round in a open sewer surrounded by nothing but thousand miles of bone dry sand? "N why do me 'n my kin git ta live in thar most beautiful, lush, green, place on this here earth? Why? Why? Why?
Zen Mistress
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Egyptians have just dumped 30 years of USA sponsored "autocracy", aka dictatorship. I'm looking forward to the fall-out for USA and its awful proxies, where democracy may also begin to flourish. I hope Obama gains strength from this clear, inspirational model of "people power"? Anything less would be monstrous.Hope springs eternal
Stoned and Pulsing
15 years ago
What the fuck is it #2?
Me guns! Me guns! I can't feel me guns!
Stoned and Pulsing
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
I laughed at the great God Pan.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
What the fuck is it #2?
Jest some lectric lines seen through one of them army night-vision goggles. I reckon they take them kind of things away when they come 'n git your guns.
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