Ricardovitz
15 years ago
MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE
How's 'bout we git ta stoppin folks whos religion is all 'blout MURDER - If'n you want ta stop all wars, then you is gonna have ta git rid of all Muslims and bannish Islam to the fiery depths of HEL!! Ware it belongs. Cuz, Islam is evil, 'n evil is in thar Devil - so y'all know that that means, boys 'n girls............That's right, you is catchin on!!
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
Terence - he ain't nothin but a zombie-brained drug guzzlin hippy. He dern't know nothin 'bout nothin. I reckon if'n my name was "Terence" 'n a bunch of good 'ol boys is whompin the tar outa me makin me bleed through my eye-sockets 'n earholes fer having a queer-sissy name, I might turn to drugs like this here sad sack did.....................On a second ponder, nope, not drugs, JESUS!'ol Terence shoulda turned to God, and forsaken that Devil-Dust. But, Terence - he ain't strong. He's a weaklin. His paps shoulda kicked the tar out of 'em....well, dern't his paps run off with some whore 'er whatnot?
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE
I'm so sorry Uncle Albert but I haven't done a bloody thing all day
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE
Washed up on the shores of Tripoli perhaps?
Teetering on the edge of Sanit
15 years ago
May you be alive at the end of the world
That last moment will be like the crack of dawn; filled with promise but also foreboding as no-one knows what will be happening.All I hope for is a gentle let down...And that me undies aren't on too tight; don't want no scrotum stick as I'm pondering eternity!
Mad Mike the wannabee Marketin
15 years ago
Riffing on the "Mother Earth" Ideal...
That Cave dances a bit like Assange what?
Frodo's fuck buddy - Sam
15 years ago
Riffing on the "Mother Earth" Ideal...
Lazarus? Like this?[url]
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Miskatonic Master
15 years ago
XENOX NEWS 25th ANNIVERSARY!
35 years!
Welease Woger
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
Malcolm on Assange and wikileaks[url]http://www.malcolmturnbull.com.au/blogs/malcolms-blog/reflections-on-wikileaks-spycatcher-and-freedom-of-the-press-speech-given-to-sydney-university-law-school/[/url]
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
IRAQI HERO, MUNTAZER AL-ZAIDI, FREE AT LAST!
"Terrorism - git thar eyes in the holder". Let's us ponder on that a spell. Lenny - he done stumbled on somethin here. First we git ta ask ourselves - what is terrorism? That thar's what we call a uphamism fer "MUSLIM". That's right, boys 'n girls, when y'all hear folks sayin terrorist - what we is really talkin 'bout is Muslims - thar Deciples of the Devil's religion, Islam.Now that we git that all reckon'd with, I'm gonna git back ta what Lenny say. Seems ta me that Lenny Bruce is tellin us we aught to rip the eyes out of Muslim Terrorists 'n stick 'em in a holder of some sort. Tain't a bad thought, but I ponder why Lenny want us ta set 'bout doin such a thing? This here is a big thing to ponder, 'n honestly, boys 'n girls, I ain't git it all figured out yet......Muslim Eyes in a great big holder.......????
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
Riffing on the "Mother Earth" Ideal...
Lazarus, dig yourself!
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
IRAQI HERO, MUNTAZER AL-ZAIDI, FREE AT LAST!
Terrorism? It's all in the eye of the beholder. Just ask the citizens of Dresden.
Digger
15 years ago
Riffing on the "Mother Earth" Ideal...
A bit of a crazed rant, but does seem to sum up the extreme green ideology.At the bottom of it is a self hatred of mankind.Digger,Cranbourne
Digger
15 years ago
Fucking Cunt?
I bet this dickhead voted green.Digger,Cranbourne
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
XenoxNews Cartoon
Now this is what I call Art! Michelangelo would weep!
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Eradicated? That's rather a big word for you, Retardovitz. Now back in your trash pile, there's a good lad.
Welease Woger
15 years ago
Riddle Me This, Boys and Girls...
Hey ricardo ever try shoving one of these up your arse?
Welease Woger
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
He must have been tired or disinterested flapping about like that. Surely
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Dead Palistinians is free ta git tharselves with them 72 Virgins wait'n fer them In Allah Akbar's Hell. 'N thar bodies is free ta rot apon the desert sands in peace. Amen.Palestinians is terrorists 'n war criminals. Why ain't they been eradicated yet? Well, I'm a gonna tell y'all why. WHEN THE RIGHT THINKIN PEOPLE OF THIS HERE WORLD GIT SICK 'N TARD OF GITTIN CRAPPED UPON, BLOWED UP, KILLED, MURDERED, RAPED, TORTURED, 'N MOLLESTED BY MOHAMMED 'N HIS ISLAMITES, THEY WILL RISE UP AGAINST THE MUSLIM DEVIL 'N DESTROY HIM AND HIS EVIL DECIPLES WITH A DESERVING DOSE OF BLOOD-THIRSTY VENGEANCE LIKE Y'ALL TAIN'T NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!!
Digger
15 years ago
HUNG PARLIAMENT GROWS A PAIR OF BALLS
The only mob that needs to be hung in that Parliament are those watermelon Greens.Digger,Cranbourne
The Zaroastrian Surfer
15 years ago
HUNG PARLIAMENT GROWS A PAIR OF BALLS
OK, someone has to say it: is it a well-hung Parliament?
The Zaroastrian Surfer
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
That's some fancy footwork! He'll need it to avoid Guantanamo Bay!
Loony Les
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
I wanna be on the drugs he is on!
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
Boy can that Julian Assange dance up a storm: http://www.crikey.com.au/2011/04/01/julian-assange-dancing/
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
Riddle Me This, Boys and Girls...
No wonder those good old boys cant shoot straight!
Boxhead Lover
15 years ago
Dear Ricky...
Whatever Ricky. One thing is for sure; Boxhead is prettier than you.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
Dear Ricky...
I reckon folks can choose ta ask that thar boxhead whichever whanot. Notherwise, I ain't gone nowhare. Boxhead, you 'n anyone else can ask me what y'all want. I give it to ya jest how it is. That's how I see it anywhoo.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
Tain't launchin no video - probaly git nasty athiest pornography all over it. Or some kinda computar ailment. Looky here, boys 'n girls. This here bit of reportin is a fact filled expose. Read it 'n git educated on the goin-ons 'round you...er you can keep on keepin on with yer drug-guzzlin devil-dope lifestyle. Dern't make no nevermind to me - Devil 'll be gettin on you soon 'nuff.
Hey mama
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
Listen here I have more important things on my mind than the drivel from some blithering hick.<a class="video" href=
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My man Godfrey
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Mmm.. More oil !
Herr Fucknuckled
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
My main concern is what will happen to Gaddafi's detachment of security guards:[img]http://alfgrumblemp.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/carlseberg_516x194_44861a.jpg
[/img]Oh my god I do love a Woman in Uniform...Whoops.There I go again. Better get that cleaned up...Yours with a tissue in hand,Hairy Fuckedyourauntie (Former Aussie PM)
[/img]Oh my god I do love a Woman in Uniform...Whoops.There I go again. Better get that cleaned up...Yours with a tissue in hand,Hairy Fuckedyourauntie (Former Aussie PM)
The Zaroastrian Surfer
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Looking forward to the US/NATO no-fly zone over North Korea and China. Ought to be a real hoot!
Sad Ricardo
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Just tend the alfalfa and let the bigger stuff alone.
Sad Ricardo
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Let's face it Ricardo. You have a very deep problem and cannot live in the wider world. Best you stay on the farm now y'hear.
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
History is Bunk
Dern't 'member sayin nothin like that...Of course not! You were off your head on moonshine and meth back then. Thank Jesus you have seen the light and now want little more than a patch of green to call home and a sister to have as a Mrs.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
History is Bunk
Dern't 'member sayin nothin like that. "N if I did, musta been a right ugly time in my life. I dern't use them words ta talk 'bout ladies gentiles. Never said I wern't no sinner. Jest dern't recall that thar bein one of my sins. Tain't sayin I dissagree with it none either - jest dern't like folks degradin lady folk like that.
The Zaroastrian Surfer
15 years ago
FREE BRADLEY MANNING
Home of the brave, land of the free, as long as you don't fuck with the powers that be.
FlimFlamMan
15 years ago
History is Bunk
Finally the eveidence of Ricardovitz's sexual peccadillos!Just scroll up a piece and check his comment about banging Queen Victoria. Seems our hillbilly friend likes a bit of ball to chin fun ;)
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
FREE BRADLEY MANNING
Mud-monkeys dyin in wars - cain't be all bad....even if Yankee Mud-Monkey Supreme, Obama, is dooin the killin. Why is you folks all stary-eyed comfused over this? Darkies been killin Darkies since God marked 'em as Devil meet.Tell ya what - them folks pretendin to be Anarchyists 'round here ain't git the stomach fer anarchy. Show 'em some brown animal bleedin or git its leg blowed off, 'n they waller in tears sobbin like castrated commie peacenicks.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Some ugly ugly ugly UGLY monkey-lookin animules in that thar picture.
Loony Les
15 years ago
HAVE YOU EVER...
Bum scratching finger sniffers...All in a days work for me!
The Zaroastrian Surfer
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Need a laugh? Take a ganda at this little gem: the Yanks are going to train Saudi air force pilots... in Idaho. Does 9/11 ring a bell? http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/features/2011/03/2011316131230188238.html
Darwin Davo
15 years ago
FREE BRADLEY MANNING
Bloody Yanks! They're no better than their old mate Gaddafi or Kaddafi or just plain old Daffy
Lenny Bruce
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
Are we there yet?
Dipshit Editor
15 years ago
WHAT IS XENOX NEWS?
More than your Times paywall Rupe!
Hear here
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
I concur. Thank you Xenox News for the wonderful clarity of humanity that you purvey.Is there another news service anywhere else in the world that encapsulates the human condition so accurately and honestly?
Thank you xenox
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
Another wonderful farticle displaying to the world why US is so fucked up. All of the super size meals must have turned their people into drivelling fucktards. Thank you xenox for publishing this type of stuff for the world to see.
Col Pierre LaPlace
15 years ago
WILL OBAMA KILL GADHAFI???
The only persons more laughable than President Obama are the clowns in charge of the US Military. Since 2001 they have overseen the biggest disgrace in arms since General Robert E Lee dropped his strides and was rogered up the arse by Tecumseh Sherman at Atlanta in 1865.The US miltary is led by morons and the average GI is as stupid as the inbred author of this article.Rear Admiral Pokemyarse can pontificate all he wants, in the end the rag tag Arabs of Libya will send him and his ship full of drongos back to the US. The US Military; they haven't won a war on their own since the US Civil War and even then the managed to lose that one.
Mad Mike the wannabee Marketin
15 years ago
Fukushima Reactor Radiation Fear? Respond Rationally!
I wish I was more incoherent...Oops, wipe that off the record!!!I am on a diet, exercising regularly and taking speed reading classes. Next!
Don Quixote
15 years ago
OF DOGS AND MEN
Next stop: Mecca... or Dallas, Texas?
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