Darwin Davo
15 years ago
Fukushima Reactor Radiation Fear? Respond Rationally!
Rational? Like constructing a swag opf nuclear reactors in one of the most geologically unstable and volatile locations on the planet! Fuck that. It's St Patrick's Day tomorrow. I plan to drown my sorrows in Glorious Guinness. And leave tthat fucking lethal yellow poison in the ground where it belongs you nongs!
Patriot
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Poppycock Davo. The Saudi forces have been invited by the legitimate government of Bahrain to assist in returning political stability and order to Bahrain. It is well known that the 'protesters' are being funded by Tehran and also have links to Al Qaeda. This rabble isn't after democracy, what they want is a Islamofascist state like one run by their masters in Tehran.Decent nations of the world should back the moderate leaders of Bahrain as they battle these extremist guerrillas who are trying to overthrow one of the West's strongest allies in the region.God bless,Patriot
Darwin Davo
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Mate, this just shows you what a pack of gutless, brutal frauds run the world. Watch them rubbing their hands together as the Saudi army (WTF?) and Emirates coppers (???) invade Bahrain at the request of the royal fucking family running Bahrain for the US 5th Fleet. Yeah sure, the Yanks never whispered a word the ears of those rotten pricks. They dont give a rats arse how many people are killed or tortured. Democracy? Pigs bum you bastards!
i can see it
15 years ago
SCIENCE SILENCE
Damn looks a little like late night boxhead! Scaary
Mad Mike the wannabee Marketin
15 years ago
SCIENCE SILENCE
What is that skeleton doing on the left? Looks a little like a boxhead! How do you expect me to sell these things!?
Top End Tattler
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
Seems like the lights have dimmed and the brainstrust has thought their way through to another dimension.I say it is....TRANSFORMATION TIME!
Old Changi Digger
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
I say:Suffer in your jocks nips!
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Y'all better git ready fer all them Japs ta flood Australia's shores like a Tshunammi! They gonna make slaves of you folks. Why? Cuz, thats what Japs is good at.
Tim Giangiobbe
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
Sorry for THe TYPOS like THe REEFER MADNESS TYPO.Guess the REEFER MADE ME MAD.PEACE
Tim Giangiobbe
15 years ago
THE CLASS WAR RAGES ON
THe Wealthy Elite have Been RULING for many Years.THe GAP however was never SO BLATANT. and HUGE.The Goldman Sachs BONUS TRAIN That was FEULED BY TARP CASH with AIG as CONDUIT is the Straw that made many CITIZENS Pay attention..The MOST Lucrative Move was when THe Dodd Frank Acr made Their Derivatives an Exclusive Club with a Clearing Hoiuse controlled by THE WEALTHY Elite.THe Middle Class has been Systematically Eliminated and the Well Paid White Collar MBA CLONES who have THEIRS can Care Less if The World Around them is controlled by the corporate GODS who have WELL PAID Cronies that will fight for their SLIMY existence.Then FEED the Discourse Machine with lies and deceit just like the LIES and DECEIT that rwefer madness is.That too was a Campaign started by using hate and Racism as a Wedge along with Social Discourse.The Sad Facts are that THE WEALTHY ELITE have us BY THE BALLS.OUCH !DogEatDogma.blogspot.com
done dirt cheap
15 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
I thought that everyone now thought that Julia was the Woman of Steel after her sycophantic US senate spiel. Her Howard style whimpering and tail wagging infused with gratitude seemed to suggest a nice deal was organised a short while before.
Digger
15 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
We were warned about the Green menace and now it is obvious they have PM Ju-liar Gillard under their control!What a mess; the ALP are going to inflict a massive tax on us all because of some greenie end-of-the-world nonsense.Fair dinkum aussies won't stand for it.On yer bike Ju-liar! Let the big boys back in charge.Digger,Cranbourne
Stoned,Stiff,and Flying
15 years ago
XENOXNEWS: 5 YEARS ON THE WEB!
10 year celebration weekend...get stonedget stiffget flying!
Mad Mike the wannabee Marketin
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
Xenox News: Fighting for having the horn and wanking
Horatio
15 years ago
10 YEARS OF XENOXNEWS.COM - OUR EDITOR DECLARES HIS PRINCIPLES
I've been fighting for the horn all of my life.
Mad Mike the wannabee Marketin
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
Quite good especially as the shirt could be worn by both men and women. And you could also do "I fucked Jeannie" for the homophobes?
Stoned and Stupid
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
I didn't read it properly first time...I thought it said "I fucked a Genie", then I started to think of Major Nelson...and cocks in bottles...veiled girls...wobbly bellies but no navel...braided collars and hot headed Roger...the B&W TV and the rubbed raw carpet... smell of dogs hair, the couch piled high with the washing and last nights empties...Yeh, "I fucked a Genie"
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
Dern't know what kinda whales you boys think I got 'round here>?/ Mostly jest trout - no whales. Trout 'n catfish.....mostly corn-fed fer turoists that ain't no good at fishin thar own meals up outa rivers 'n whatnot.
but i digress
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
Cypherpunk nitroglycerin[url]http://m.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.php?c_id=2&objectid=10710269[/url]
professional poet and poseur
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
'thar'is that like 'thar she blows'?Do they have whales in your backwoods Mr Ricardovitz?
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
If'n you was livin 'round here, all we'd do is make you ware that thar shirt.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
What the fuck is it? #32
That thar's a sheet of tin I use fer roofing.
Let me twy Ponthiuth
15 years ago
ANCIENT YOUTH
Not sure if I have anal leakage or was that a wet fart? Is that the same thing? Will the corn flour help?
Stan the wannabee script write
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
In my professional opinion there are a few mixed messages in that slogan. For wider appeal why not consider:"I'm a greenie. What are you going to do about it redneck?
Raspberry Cordial
15 years ago
STANDING UP FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
Why not change it to:"I'm fucking a greenie. And they are sucking my redneck cock."It would make it much more civilised.
Loony Les
15 years ago
What the fuck is it? #32
Dunny door. Sideways. After puking out last nights bottle of Smirnoff and Pizza
but i digress
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
Just relax man.... and go with the flow
J.F. Sebastian
15 years ago
HELLO WORLD
Will you cut that out! It's giving me a migraine!
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
Christ was a warrior....
Yep - I done fergit 'bout this. Some 'ol boy say I dern't love my enemies!!!! 'N Jesus say in Matthew 5:43: "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you"But, Jesus - he dern't say nothin 'bout how I gotta love my enemy. He don't say I cain't kill 'em. I can love 'em 'n kill em - and I am fulfillin God's prophecy. I can love 'em 'n torture 'em - 'n pray fer thar souls when I'm done, if I wanna - "n I'm stilll gonna be right with God. All I git ta do is love 'em. "n I do - I love 'em real good, specially when thar souls is sent down wayward to thar Devil. Jesus Christ wern't no namby pamby cowering coward. See, he know jest what I'm sayin, cuz I know jest what He was sayin.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Then I dern't know what that thar fella is askin fer. 'n why you think she's a she? Anywhoo, speak'n ayrab ain't somethin I do. Ayrabs sounds like bunch of bucks horntin 'n yelpin when they's git a doe's smell 'round em. How am I sposed ta figure out what them folks is sayin?
disinterested Toorak resident
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
She is not asking what you know. She wants you to translate the article then you hillbilly dimwit.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
I dern't know nothin 'bout Ayrabs blowin up kangaroos. No siree, ain't heard nothin 'bout that.
but i digress
15 years ago
What the fuck is it? #32
Floor tiles with light coming under door. .... either that or world trade centre.
Power of the Mind
15 years ago
What the fuck is it? #32
I'd say it is having the horn and wanking
Ross from Rooty Hill
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Spot on Max. In this new era of mass communication the USA has been caught with their pants down revealing them clearly as the biggest terrorist organisation around. Time is up, behold the decline.
fearful aussie Ipswich residen
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Mr Ricardovitz you seem like a clever fella. I just was sent this terrifying document:[url]http://palestine.assafir.com/main.asp?eid=11[/url] It seems some of them Muslim-arabs want to blow up our kangaroos!Can you translate it for me?Love,ex_pauline
Wolverine
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Mutants unite!
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Now, gitt'nm back on what that thar gooberment stooge, Max Gross is talkin 'bout. Condi Rice - she was thar only smart n*g*e* gal I ever seen. I rally do think that God sent her from Heaven ta git Americans right with bein't on God's side. I ain't got no idea why he colored here n*g*e* like he did, but she don't talk nor think line no n*g*e* I ever know. She ain't even like no woman I ever know - git testicals like a maverick bull - sure 'nuff git more fight in her than that queer-commie-n*g*e* Obama do.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Y'all keep yer holler'n 'n cryin 'bout gas to yer selves. I git me free alcohol ta git me 'round - from may to november. I dern't go nowares anyways from december to 'bout may - jest takin care of things. See, now Mordy - DUMB folks git mutant cows. I ain't got no mutant cows. My cows is a hunderd perscent grade A beauties. But, if'n I did have a heffer birth a mutant cow, 'n I'd kill it right than 'n thar. Tain't do you no good ta keep sick, retarded cows 'round eatin' all yer corn, molasass 'n feed. See, boys 'n girls - cull'in retarded animals, like cows, pigs, Ayrabs, 'n whatnot is jest mother nature doin its thang. Nothin ta worry 'bout 'n tain't nothin ta be shamed of.
Hard Headed Realist
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Freedom and democracy for the arab rabble is one thing; but doubling of the cost of our petrol is another. If these clowns get out of hand I say send in the Army, shot a few of the hot heads, and get our petrol prices down!
Fr Paddy McShane
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
I see an answer to all these problems. They should all realise the error of their ways and swear unswerving loyalty to the One True Church of Rome.All the Arabs, Politicians, and Georgia Hillbillys.Only then will peace descend to earth and Mother Mary offer her love to us all.
Mordy from Franston
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
And there we have it again people. The dumbest people in the world. Dumber than mutant cow. Thank you man. Keep showing us. We used to think they were clever over there.
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
George Bush - he dern't kill no civilian.Balacky Obama - he dern't kill no civilian neither.Now, all us americans - Yankees 'n Dixies done git our army boys to slaughter a whole heap of Ayrables who come over here 'n kill some Yankees. Tain't nothin wrong with that - cept, we dern't git 'em all.
Not paranoid - but insanely de
15 years ago
TANTRIC APARTHEID
I awake each morning with this exact mantra floating my kundalini through my chakras...Or in other words; I have a horn. A very hard horn.
Hypocrisy of the highest order
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
How many civilians has Gaddafisonabitch killed in the past decade?How many civilians have Bush/Obama killed?We know who the devil is working with here.And the dumbest of the dumb Americans think that the devil is working with the Arabs! Completely brainwashed pea brains. Laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.
Smooth Noodle Maps
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Oh the rank hypocrisy and opportunism of those Western leaders suddenly demanding Gaddafi's OUSTER. Keep you eyes on that Liobyan oil, folks!
Not paranoid - but sane
15 years ago
Nation's Top Loony Promises To Stay Insane
I like the title of this story. It gives me a feeling of stability; that the way things are, are the way things are ;)
Not paranoid - but sane
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Better to believe in all Gods... just in case one of them is true
Ak Al Shabba
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
Allah and Jehovah same idol idiot
Ricardovitz
15 years ago
CHANGE? YES YOU CAN!
This heres all 'bout the Muslim Devil - Allah. See, boys 'n girls, what this here gooberment sttoge Max dern't know is that muslims killin muslims is jest thar Devil cleanin up a heap of human filth. Devil - he be God's garbage boy. So, God done told Devil "call yerself Allah 'n git these grease-ball Ayrab muslim filth off my planet!"So, 'ol Allah he git ta work. He git one of his devil-whores, Momar Kquadaffi a heap of brain-rot, likely from gonareaha, or whatnot. "n then Allah, 'n his whore-appretice Mohammed, git all them cheatin, thievin, lazy, worthless sand-coons all gizzied up ta ware they's shoot'n 'n stabbin at each other.Yup. God's got a plan, but it dern't include Muslime filth - sometime even God gotta roll up his sleeves 'n plow under burn-out corn stalks 'n weeds. Then he git 'ol Devil ta spread a heap of his "special manure" over it 'n 'n with a little God-Inspired power turns filth into Eden again.
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