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Hey Paw, Paw! Them derned funny Xenox News folks been reading the Gospel! Slap me sideways an' nail my foot to the dern floor if i'm-a fibbing Paw but this here art-tickle is all about bigots, like it says in the Good Book that Zebediah bigot Ishmael, and Ishmael bigot Ezekiel and Ezekiel bigot Flatulus and Flatulus bigot Peter Reith and... Pa-raise the Lard, Paw! I reck'n them's dern news folks been saved! It's gotta be a sign of the Rapture! Hallalujiah and pass momma's hot chocklit muffins!

Sweet jeebers, Paw! How did these dern folks find out about mama's chocolate!

You'd be right about that...That twanging Cramp sound is the delectable Poison Ivy on guitar. She a whole lot of woman!

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Hey Ricardovitz is it true you ate the shit out your mama's arse? That was the 'home made' chocolate of your hillbilly life?Me and my abo brothers are gunna come to your trailer park home and give your hillbilly arse a good 'ol chroming- Alice Springs style :) You wont be able to walk again for weeks.And after we are done with you we will find your mama and we are gunna do the same to her; fuck her with our dirty black abo dicks and have all sorts of fun with her. And if she is dead it don't matter cause we'll dig the bitch up and fuck her anyhow.So you big blabbermouth look out for a ute full of abos heading up your driveway soon ;)

Hey boy, you still dern't say what kind of doggie that is. I dern't give no nevermind 'bout you dark colored china-negros liviin out in the Aussie Desertland. I ain't gunnin fer ya, so dern't git all riled up like you been chromin on gasoline. I reckon if that thar is yer dog, you might scrounge up 'n say what it is.

I sad for you poor retarded man its clear. I sad for you. You have problem. Try religions or pray somfing to help you mebbe. mebbe nots

Boy, you is dark fer an Abo. I read someware that y'all were some kind of mix of pre-china cave monkey 'n negro. I git a serious question fer ya - Do y'all find apes 'n chimps perty?

Dern, that's a good'un. My half-sister Betsy Jean Hogwalla lay on a line onct. The gol'derned 3.35 to Chickenshit Springs ran right over top of her! Derned it that wernt a derned sight for a good Chrischun soul to be-hold. Amen!

But Paw, we dernt have no more dern pit bulls on account of we dern danged et em last Thanksgiving, 'member that, Paw?

But Paw! That there is yer own kith and kin, yer cuzzin Daisy May. Doncha 'member, Paw, you were playin piggy back with her all dern night.

Don't be so dismissive of Lay Lines Mr Boxy. It is true that the circle the globe in ever decreasing circles, and by doing so constrict the lifeforce out of the surroundings. In fact one study, which unfortunately I can't lay my hands on right now, clearly demonstrated a correlation between life expectancy and proximity to the aforementioned lines.Undoubtedly is this all very serious food for thought that you forgot to mention.

I train especilly for bite ignorat biggots is esepcilly good for you. He dont's bite good peoples.

Is you one of them Abos? That thar's is a big doggie. I sure like ta see how that doggie does fight'n pit-bulls. Pit-bulls ain't big, but thar meanness makes up fer thar size. I reckon I'd like to seem them dogs fight.

See thar, boys 'n girls - that gal is a picture of what drugs is doin to ya.....Makin women into bull-dikes 'n men into brain-dead sissies.

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Is that you Billy?

Natürlich, mein Freund, ist Fisch auch Fleisch, denn es handelt sich hierbei auch um eiweißhaltges Muskelgewebe und es ist wie man auch sagt: Fleisch vom Fisch!

Yeah we swing from right to right (until we fall over)

You have got that wrong. That one is lil abner not daisy!

Save me Jeebers, save me Lord! Have mercy on this poor innerant dern sinner! I'm a-prayin, Paw, I'm a-praying fit to stun a dern mule on Thanksgivin but gee willikers Paw, i jest can't shake that dern pitcha from my head!

Every time a swinging voter marks a ballot, we ALL hang!

Now you know that's just plain wrong

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Ok, I will be prepared for major changes to my lifestyle.

The majority are against PM Gillard and her high taxing ways... I have to say the ALP are on the nose to me. Seems the Libs have my vote at next election.

I liked Lil' Abner hillbilly girlfriend (or was it his sister?), watshername... Daisy?Anyways I'd like to be didiling that young lady :)

Dern! Hey Paw! I just dern pulled a dern bogie outta my dern nose! Per-raise Jeepers, Paw, its just gotta be a dern dern sign! Paw! Hey Paw! Kin yer at least pull the dern railway spike outta ma dern foot? I sure am getting dern diddly dern dizzy goin aroun and aroun all dern day.

Paw! Hey Paw! I just did dern see God in the pig swill bucket. And, then, Paw! Lard-a-mercy, I went took me a big drump in the shit hole out back of the pumpkin patch and, lo and behold Paw! I dern did see God agin, right there in my steaming dern wotnots! Per-raise the Lord, Paw, and pass the dern Bible cuz we done dern run outta bog paper agin but I dern reckon I just dern been dern dern saved. Yessirm wunna them dern turds even had the likeness of Jesus J. Christ hisself! Dern! Amen!

I've always said this: you cannot float on a bogie. Don't try to cross the ocean on a bogie otherwise you're sunk. And who took any notice? Fucking nobody took any bloody notice!

Well, boy, I'm a here ta help you git answers. I reckon a wise man done told me once thar tain't no stupid questions, jest stupid people.Dwayne - dern't know 'em. Typin words - yessiree, boy, I can type 'n I type all them words, 'n these here words too.Retard - Lots of 'em out thar.....Go9d's special childrin, 'n I bee'n mean to retards is a one-way ticket ta Hell. Less you know someones a retard er not, I'll school ya not5 ta be mean ta retards - ain't no good 'll come frmo that.God - he's all 'round us - could be on Facebook.....or could jest be Devi9l follin ya. Dern't go round look'n fer God in all the wrong places.Love letter ta God: God I love you, 'n praise you, 'n hold yer truths holy! I do it evary day - man enjough ta let all you boys 'n girls know it.Kill'n yerself is a sin, boy. Git you a 1-way ticket ta Hell. Anywhoo, my life is right good, 'n I ain't 'bout ta trade none of it foer eternity in Hell.Thank you fer yer prayers - God's a listinin...I promise ya.

Woe Dwayne did you type all those words yourself retard? With all that steaming bullshit sloshing around in your dumb skull sounds to me like you are already in hell. And anyhoo, Dwayne, don't you know God has his very own Facebook page? Problem being, he can't attract any new friends. So why don't you send him a love letter and make him your buddy? maybe he'll get you one of those one-way tickets to Paradise. In fact, why wait. Do us all a favour and take your blunderbusss and blow your brains out, Dwayne. Oh wait, your brains being no bigger than a frozen pea all you need to blow them away is a plastic party popper. Our prayers will be with you retardo.

Dern't know nothin bout no Facebook. Der4n't care none neither. I reckon since the beginnin of TV time, folks gotta see thar ugly puss up thar on a TV screen or whanot. Make 'em feel important, I reckon. I git news fer you boys 'n girls - this here world dern't care one bit 'bout none of you. Y'all could die 'n drop off the face of this here Earth, and ain't no one gonna give a hoot. Yer face on a picture screen dern't make yoU NOTHIN. God 'll judge you, 'n he dern't care none what you do neither. He's jest gonna sort the good ones from the bad ones - done gave ya FREE WILL so as ta not be bothered with you 'less you bother with him. Wise up 'n come ta God er go ta hell!

Mary had a little lamband mustard and mint jellyand then she had a little thingcalled bloody Bali bellyBugger, said Mary, I'm going vego!

Well, Gollum does because he wears a nappy.

And there we all were getting hot and bothered over a piece of wallet-sized plastic called the Australia Card! Smile, nitwitters, you're online now!

In the end FB is just another business, so it will come down to how they can make money. And what do they have that can make money? All its users data. So it will have to sell that information if it is to make any money.And so it shall.

Dear Hugo Mc'Dickface, I only answer questions submitted here: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ask-Boxhead/[/url]Lovingly,Boxhead

Mr Box, if that is your real name.Is it wrong that whenever a young lassie pokes me on facebook I right away think she wants to bone?Get back to me.XOXOXOX MWA

Maybe that gollem does have a cock but it is of similar size to mine?

Any "serious student" would know by now that one's vote is irrelevant in a two party plutocracy.

Thanks for that informative article Digger. As a serious student of democracy I am always investigating what each side has to offer me for my vote. I always thought democracy should be viewed as a marker transaction; my vote is for sale and it will go the highest bidder!In this case I can see that there is no way I'd vote for that lying bitch Julia. There is no way I want one of those towering monstrosities in my backyard, and I don't want them in my neighbors yard as well! It seems for the moment Tony has my vote.

Well like everyone else I'm hoping my indiscretions will be submerged in the totality of nonsense that is the Internet.

A cock less Golem? Doubtful, for how could impregnate the goyim with his pure Semetic seed?And that is the only reason he was created.

ie The UFO man has got me!

Disembowel my brain with the ecstasy of non-Murdochian circadian rhythms while jingle-jangling through the quicksand of eternity.

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