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filthy creatures!

Ya. Fuck google-bastard. I now use it Tor and duckduckgo.[url]http://donttrack.us/[/url]

My mother fucked an angel too

How does that go again? Shagged by an angel? Bet that yarn went down a treat with old Joseph after a hard day's work at the lathe!

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Jesus, mate, I really wanted to cop an earful of that! But there's ain't anything there

No worries, mate! With the Yanks parking their nuclear warships off Perth, we'll be safe as houses! And just think what beaut fun the locals will have entertaining all those footloose and fancy free U.S. sailors. Crikey, just ask the Okinawans!

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David Flint? Is that fuckwit still kicking around?

The Queen is dead.Long live the Queen!

Horse fornication? They should give the gold to the horses for fucking such ugly inbred upper class bitches!

Nude wrestling? Oh that would be delightful!How about a tag team match featuring Phil the Greek and Liz versus Big Ears Charlie and his hideous wife Camilla? That would certainly get the pulses racing!Failing that I want to see Zara Phillips wrestle hr horse. Or would that come under the Horse Fornication event?

Hasn't been the same since they banned nude wrestling.

The olympics would be great if they could get rid of the so-called athletes. More fanfare and fireworks, bread and circuses... and oh shit look out there's another TERRORIST SUSPECT, KILL'EM, KILL'EM, KILL'EM! Oh shit, pardon meme, it's just Queen Madge parachuting into the party zone

Hell they been making it up as they go along anyway and its worked a treat so far

"feaces" or "faeces"...let me just fell that again

Feaces on my faeces! What a mess.

They will stick to the terrorist line for another few hundred years. Pure genius. So much better than the old communist threat. With terrorists even if there aren't any left hiding in a cave it is easy to manufacture one to keep the hype going. Can even frame someone in the process to kill two birds with one stone.

They should have more of those prickly things on the athletes; make those fuckers really run for our money!

Feaces flinging? I reckon me and mates would be bloody good at that!

Ahh, terrorism, where would the shifty bastards perched on top of the shit heap be without it. Good work, boys, keep 'em scared, keep 'em docile!

I thought the Poms were broke? And when do they fire the missiles?

Wasn't the opening ceremony marvellous? Makes me proud of our Anglo Saxon Heritage!I mean, it is hard to imagine the riff raff of southern Europe putting on a show like that.

Phil you were only 8 years out...

I reckon it is better that the fatties are playing in the Olympics. It is more representative of the general Aussie population!

I don't know about this nonsense, but this idiot got one thing correct. Australia won't be the same after our boy Tony is leader. He is going to set us all to rights.And won't you latte sippers be squealing!Digger,Cranbourne

Fya fuk google I just made duckduckgo.com my default search in all my browsers

That's it. I'm heading to Beijing to watch the Olympics ;)That's where it's on right?Yours twanging the wire,Hairy Buttfuckyouruncle

Ricky you dimwit stop knocking what you haven't tried. Next time your banging your sister in your hillbilly hideout rub a bit off corn flour on her cootie... it'll have you both singing hallelujah!

Dummies stuffi'n thar nose full a cornpone??? Next thang you know, thar's gonna be some internet picture show with an abo smokin afro-sheen in crack pipes. I reckon I'll be dead soon 'nuff, but I sure do hope the good Lord 'll keep me 'live long 'nuff ta see more funny pictures of abos 'n whatnot stuff'n junk up thar noses - tickles me somethin awful!

I blame the cats! So let's experiment on the little furry fuckers! They have the right idea here:[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kitten-experiments-cardiff-university-researchers-1156779[/url]And besides sewing their eyes shut you should put a little tom thumb fire cracker up their arse and watch them blow that out!

Rubbish you hillbilly fuckwit! Corn flour is like rocket fuel for the mind; put you on a month long bender where you'll never come back ;)Just stick to moonshine and fucking your sister Ricky - your mind is a closed pea and wouldn't get any benefit from this Powder of the Gods.

Dern't reckon I know what all yer yappins 'bout cornpone. Tain't much a mystery. Jest cornpone - somethn fer gummin on.

Good idea. I'd imagine the thronging crowds of Tahrir Square would really go for lil Johnny.

I'd love to fuck a girl called Myrtle. Or Myra. Christ, I'd even fuck a chick called Winifred.

Hey Missy Twat you reckon you could cook me up some of your delicious Lamingtons?Preferably caked in the golden goodness of corn flour. It's the stuff that keeps me marching onwards to bigger and better things.

All you wingnuts are obsessed with butt rape!

Assange the gay pole smoking faggot would enjoy being some big buck n*g*e*s bitch.

Dixie is yer Salvation.

Seems like Howard's heir apparent is also another Washington suckhole given the sniveling and grovelling speech he gave to the dumb arse Heritage Foundation. Christ, is there anything more pathetic then our US bum-sniffing politicians?

I thought I'd bump this up given the recent discussion in the shout box...

All you drug guzzlin hippies jest put some of that Jew-extacy in thar liquor drinks 'n fornicate 'em whilst they's sleepin. Ain't that how it's done is the Big City???

So. The secrets are revealed. How to get a girl; according to Boxhead.After reading this I must admit I now feel confident about approaching the ladies. I have a spring in my step and a gleam in my eye. Maybe I could even talk to that sassy girl next doot I have fancied for so long...But hold on, I notice something on my iPhone... "Girls on the Go" Hmmm... this looks good, hmmm yes indeed.Ah, wait a minute I just have to run off to the dunny, but you can be sure I'll be back and ready to talk with the chicks after reading this!Yours with slightly soiled toilet paper in hand,Hairy Buttknuckle

Oh... oh... is that smell roadkill or... Dixie!

I refuse to believe in science until it has a traditional pictorial icon in every home. Jesus in a nappy just doesn't do it for me.

The climate change issue can be easily resolved if everyone simply holds their breath until it goes away.

Eat more fruit... marinated in clown oil.

Personally speaking, I prefer clown oil. liberally applied top to toe, preferably by a like-minded friend; Mmm.... Clown oil!

Latest research indicates that when it comes to scoring with your PhD student a toot of Cornflour will bring you success all the time.And I can speak from experience ;)

The only Science I trust is the ones I can see with my own eyes.The rest is just stuff and nonsense; the heated remains of a fevered imagination.I know, I have treated a few crackpot 'scientists' in my time...