GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION

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Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature’s gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history’s page, let every stage
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In joyful strains then let us sing,
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Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We’ll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who’ve come across the seas
We’ve boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
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In joyful strains then let us sing,
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Right. That's it. That's our glorious national anthem.

Girt by sea. Joyful strains. And the real kicker, which would be ironic if it wasn't just patently false:
For those who’ve come across the sea, We’ve boundless plains to share.

In a desperate attempt to knock the wind out of psychopathic blowhard Tony Abort's tattered sails, PM Julia Gillard has adopted a core (as opposed to "non-core") element of ousted Germ Howard's Tory government's war on asylum seekers.

Image PreviewThe notorious abandoned - and by now dilapidated - concentration camps on the bird-shit island of Nauru and Papua New Guinea's Manus will be rebuilt and reopened. It's a done deal between Australia and the two corrupt, barely functioning governments.

Signed, sealed and dumped.

The latest frightened asylum seekers picked up and dropped off on Australia's Christmas Island gaol will now be shunted off to these isolated limbos far from public or independent scrutiny regardless of the fact that the old infrastructure has ossified, the buildings are in ruin, support staff non-existent and the entire concept is a practical and moral failure before it even restarts.

Immigration Minister Chris Bowen looked decidedly queasy as he announced today that asylum seekers WILL be transferred to Nauru by the end of this week. I suspect he would rather have been doing something else. Like swallowing razor blades, sniffing petrol and shoving a screwdriver into his ear.

So here we are again. Unbelievable? No, not given the rank, irrational state of what passes for political discourse in our wide brown turd... er, um, I mean land... not unbelievable but inevitable. Pragmatism, they call it.

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I call it bullshit.

As vile a policy as anything Germ Howard could manufacture out of Australian parochialism, timid NIMBY-ism and the innate, senseless fear of Asian hordes lusting after our deserted deserts, piss-stinking beer barns and unique Kulcha (aka “the Australian way-of-life”, amen).

First it was the Chinese – the “Yellow Peril”! Then it was the Italians and Greeks - “wogs”. Then it was the Vietnamese - “gooks”. And then it was Muslims - “rag-heads”. And now... It's anyone and everyone desperate enough seek asylum here by trying to reach our precious shores by boat.

The Labor Party has finally fully committed political sepukku, buckling to the vitriolic rhetoric of Opposition Leader Tony Abort, his grotesque Shadow Minister for Immigration and the entire, tone-deaf Fiberal Party chorus. The abasement of a party once proud of its moral and social compass is now complete.

The compass is broken. The edge of the world is the only remaining direction but not even daring Capt'n Jack Sparrow can save Australia from this abyss.

The purported purpose (Try saying that six times quickly!) of Gillard' betrayal of Labor's debased heritage is to frighten prospective asylum seekers away from the mere notion of making their way Down Under via clapped-out, barely seaworthy fishing boats sourced in Indonesia.

Cock it!
Image PreviewThe actual reason is to deny the Nopposition Lib-Gnats their political weapon of choice in the run-up to the 2013 federal poll. Not to mention the vain hope of putting a muzzle on barking Br'er Abort's favourite three-word slogan: “Stop The Boats!”

Lies, fear and smear continue to justify cruel and pointless policy responses to a negligible problem.

But the bottom line? The boats will continue to head our way as long as regional conflicts and instability abound. Especially with our complicity in US military adventurism, as in Afghanistan and Iraq - where in recent days up to 100 people were killed and 350 people injured in more than 20 bomb attacks.

Mission accomplished, eh, Dubya! Yeah right! Peace in our time!

But, hey, "expert panel" or talk-back radio babble, we all know this renewed assault on asylum seekers is all about votes and the next federal poll.

Gillard's Labor minority government hoped to cling to a fig leaf of assumed credibility by setting up a panel of review to tell her what she wanted to hear so that she could claim NOT to have merely cracked under the strain of the relentless, bloody-minded and hateful humbug bellowed by Phony Tony Abort and his cynical castrati.

Image PreviewSo people seeking our help will continue to be treated worse than convicted criminals. Australia is a disgrace. Labor is a disgrace. The Lib-Gnat coalition apparently have vexatious bullshit in their DNA. And Abort is a vile, cruel opportunistic extremist who, if elected prime minister, will turn Australia into Monstralia. Again.

The Howard Era Mark II. With bells on!

It will be even more interesting to see how Br'er Abort manages as "leader" of a minority government when - and if - he scrapes into the PM's role late next year. Oh, and I can't wait to see him telling the Indonesian government to accept our navy towing refugee boats back! Why should we, Bambang will muse? And the petulant Pontiff Downunder will declare: because I say so!

The fact is that Indonesia has made it clear that it will refuse to accept rescued refugees Australia wants to return to Indonesia.

And just how keen is Indonesia on rescuing asylum seekers at sea?

In the past four years the Indonesian rescue authority, Basarnas, has rescued just one distressed asylum boat, and that was with the help of the Australia's broadcaster ABC, which told them where to look.

One vessel rescued by Indonesia's rescue authority in four years.

Image PreviewNobody can "stop the boats" while refugees flee conflict, oppression and danger to life and limb.

In Sudan alone there are 3 million refugees.

The UN refugee agency says 100,000 refugees fled Syria in August, the highest monthly total since the uprising there began.

A UN spokeswoman, Melissa Fleming, said the rise in people seeking asylum in neighbouring countries brought the total of Syrian refugees registered or awaiting registration with her agency to more than 230,000.

And, according to this weeks' Melbourne Age broadsheet, some 2000 people have arrived by boat since the Gillard government's August 13 announcement reinstating offshore processing.

Wow, this re-jigged “tough” policy works a treat!

Image PreviewSickeningly, it's a policy Labor once condemned as inhumane but has now embraced.

I can just imagine the horrid grin of satisfaction on disgraced former PM John W. Horror's face.

When Aladdin Sisalem heard that the Howard Era prison camps were to be reopened he was appalled. Eight years ago, he was held for 18 months on Manus Island - 10 in isolation – enduring both physical and emotional torture in a 20-metre-by-20-metre compound.

For almost a year, he was the sole occupant, apart from a handful of staff. Alone. Abandoned. Forgotten.

To this day he has post-traumatic stress and crippling anxiety. Like so many others, his imprisonment ruined his health and caused permanent mental harm.

Convicted murderers in our privatised prisons are not treated this badly.

Image Preview"The main thing is the uncertainty, that you don't know what will happen," says Ali Hussaini, who, with his family, spent the longest time on Nauru before his claim for refugee status was accepted. "A person can commit a crime and the judge sentence him to 10 years or 20 years, and he knows how many years he will spend in jail. But for us, we don't know how many years we have to be there."

Once again, innocent asylum seekers will be incarcerated out-of-sight-out-of-mind as a perceived political expedience. Once again, imprisoned families will watch loved ones break down, self-harm and grow increasingly ill. Once again, indefinite detention will be used to punish those seeking only our help.

And the ramshackle boats will keep coming, crewed by impoverished Indonesian kids, aided and abetted by corrupt Indonesian authorities. And desperate men, women and children will continue to drown at sea for no reason other than their yearning for somewhere safe to live and survive. Fair go, mate!


For those who’ve come across the seas
We’ve boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To Advance Australia Fair.


Image PreviewHard to say what's worse about our worthless national anthem: the dismal tune or the reeking hypocrisy of the lyrics.

Do us a favour, Tony. Next time you want to intimidate a woman, don't just punch the wall, head-butt the damn thing with all your strength. And keep doing so until the light comes on in that thick simian skull!

This was Max Gross for XENOXNEWS.COM, cracking the shits, cracking a cold one and taking a deep, deep breath before going outside to count the stars in the sky.

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    · 14 years ago
    Yerp, mission accomplished all right: "Afghan suicide bomber kills 16" http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/afghan-suicide-bomber-kills-16-20120910-25os2.html Golly gee wizz gosh why to those asylum seeking folks just keep on coming!
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    · 14 years ago
    "Beneath our radiant Southern Cross"

    Ya can find me 'bout 8 miles due east of our Radiant Southern Cross. Shines 'a bright white ever night. Amen!
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    · 14 years ago
    We have a burning cross here in hell... and we'll be sticking it up the arse of all you Christ lovin' hillbillies once you shuffle off your mortal coil.

    Cunt you gunna be hollerin' dixie all night long!
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    · 14 years ago
    Good one Max, keep speaking out, (bonus points for getting the word ossify in)

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    · 14 years ago
    What a crock of shit - fuck the cunts let them stay in their own self made fucked up shithole countries . Tis a shame we have to spend as much as we do on the 2 islands. Give the prick the tools and gear to do the repairs. No of course they would be to fucking stupid and fucking lazy to do it. AUSTRALIA FOR FUCKING AUSTRALIANS and fuck you and your warm and fuzzy soft cock reefo lovin queer cunts,
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    Refos? Um... isn't the country 99% refos? Or did we draw a line somewhere, a nimby line?

    I would say Rabies is a reffo also? And a nimby. And also has a very limited sense of time and place.

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    · 14 years ago
    Australians. Christ. In the words of my painter friend Donald...
    "Stick a fork in their arse, turn them over, they're done."
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    · 14 years ago
    Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi! Unless you are a aboriginal brother you are among the BOAT PEOPLE.
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    · 14 years ago
    Abos is from Africa. They come from Africa 10,000 years ago 'n raped 'n slaughtered the slant-eyed people livin in Australia. That's why they is mostly niggro, but got some kinda slant to 'em. Whitey was kind to the Abos - din't do to them what they done to them folks who was original ta Australia. Jest ask yerself - how come thar ain't no wooly-haired man-beasts in New Zealand?
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    · 14 years ago
    Ricky you are a dinki-di dickhead.
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    · 14 years ago
    What's a matter Flam - you dern't like thar dinky-di history of Australia? Cuz, you know I'm shootin it ta y'all straight. What kind a DNA you think them Abos got in 'em? Mostly Niggro DNA. You is the dummy, Flam. Can read all 'bout it right here: . http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/1286/dna-confirms-aboriginal-australian-origins

    " Australian Aborigines descend from the same lineage as the first modern humans to migrate from Africa, DNA analysis has confirmed. The find is a further blow to the idea that the evolution of indigenous Australians was marked by many migrations from Asia. "

    This means that aincient n*g*e*s invaded Australia. What, you think thar wern't no one on that thar big island 50 thousand years ago? You think no proto-chinks made it a few miles south of thar homeland 'fore the n*g*e*s invaded? Well, dern't take my word on it, Flam-Man, Abo DNA dern't lie! It got a 'lill proto-chink in thar somewares. How you think it git thar? A few China-whores wondered down into Niggro-controlled Australia 'n jest went 'bout whorin 'round?

    Nosiree, that ain't what happened. The proto-chinks were thar first. The Affrican Whooly-haired beasts invaded in waves slice'n 'n dice'n & rape'n the proto-chink inhabitants. Killt most, 'n raped the li'll proto-chink girls. How do I know this??? Cuz that's what Niggros been dooin ('n still do) warever they invade. Tain't too hard ta jest look at an Abo 'n know ware thar mummy 'n daddy come from.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dernt? What the hell is "dernt"? Is this Ricard individual brain damaged?
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    · 14 years ago
    50 thousand years ago? Isn't that 45 thousand years before your dimwit God made the earth you hillbilly fuckwit?

    If you start quoting science your brain might go round and tround so fast it'll explode.
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    · 14 years ago
    That part of the jew-bible that talks 'bout all them jew-families 'n whatnot tain't nothin but a bunch of jew-lies. The New Testament is the Bible - Thar Old Testament is full of jew-lies.
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    · 14 years ago
    And both make mighty fine toilet paper. Mighty fine!
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    · 14 years ago
    The arrogance of the atheist is astounding. You think you know it all? All wise and powerful? You are but a flea infesting a worm on the ass of the sheep that our lords feed themselves with. Your knowledge is a small thimble of nothingness in the all encompassing cosmos of the Masters of the Universe.

    Your punishment will be terrible, hard, and for all eternity.
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    · 14 years ago
    Luckily, Mr Humbug Believer, I don't believe it. Meh! Why not just take your small thimble of crackpot bullshit and your medication and have a nap.
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    · 14 years ago
    Perhaps our True Believer was expressing the old 'truism' anything is possible. Which is correct, but you have to be aware of the 'anything'; not just the 'thing' you want to believe in.

    Ring a bell, UFO numbnuts?
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    · 14 years ago
    Prophet Mohammed was a girl-rapin Pedophile - That's what I believe. What do y'all think them prison bucks 'd do to that Muslim Prophet Mohammed if'n he were ta get some modern jail time fer his kiddy diddlin?
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    · 14 years ago
    They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men. All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.

    Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp. But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded. "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.

    (Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
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