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I sprinkled some on me old fella just as I was about to slide it into the hole of my $20 dollar Thai hooker.Not a good idea.It thickened up the juice and got sticky. We were like two dogs on heat; needed more than a bucket of cold water to free us. Thought we might end up like two Siamese twins for show - "Joined at the Genitals"Then remembered my Form 4 Home Economics. Just add lemon juice to remove the thickness...Thank god that fucking worked!Lesson is: Be careful with the Cornflour, don't just sprinkle it anywhere ;)

I don't see what the problem is; our new Premier has decreed Global Climate Change a scam and I believe him cause look how many people voted for him!

Has there ever been a superhero made from corn?

Forget superheroes, im still waiting for the corn!

Who hasn't squeezed the odd greek brick that looks like that fella! I remember a few years ago after I was just living on pizza and 4x that he made an appearance fairly regular in my dunny can.

Had a listen and eventually struck gold:

I'd love to squeeze me out a catwoman... in her tight black leather suit!

Come to think of it, which I do, this is probably the other way round. Tony on top and Australia on the bottom; or up the bottom.

I hear the 'bath salts' have the same effect...

She sounds great and looks hot too!

Lady Sweets ay? How about Abbey Lincoln! [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dsGTSLar1Ic/TGf7z9qA8AI/AAAAAAAAAhM/zkgNg1lfhzA/s1600/02521860852.jpg
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I've had it with these demon worshiping scientists! Filled with their useless knowledge about quarks, sharks, and shit.They will get their reward when they are dwelling in their master's realm after death. While their testicles and nipples are being squeezed with hot metal pliers I and my compatriots will be on God's Green Golfball.Suck on that Dr Poindexter!

One with electrodes attached ya fuckwit!

I think Loony has missed the point. Considerably. This research is all about the position of the mind-reality interface into a Platonic model of hyper-space. Fundamental vibrations of various nodal frequencies have long been known to induce various states of mind and what Chakravarthia et al are demonstrating is that turning the light off and on very fast can make you dizzy.

What type of chair are you talking about?

Why don't you guys just buy a fuckin chair?

Join yer Shooter's Party!!! All Hail Dixie!!! Or be homosexual concubines fer chicks with sticks.

Well you smarty pants scientists what about the devil particle? We all know if there is a 'god' particle there has to be a devil one too.Try and find that one you pointy headed smartarse pricks!

Three quarters of businesses surveyed do not support Mr Abbott's latest "blood vow" to repeal the price on carbon. And Indonesia has refuted his vow to tow asylum seekers back to Indonesia: they will not allow it. So where does that leave Mr Abbott. Oh yes, in the undiscovered country of his own feverish imagination. Famous in his own lounge room. Such a foolish man.

Yeh all will be jolly on the good ship Tony with first mate closet poof Chris Pyne and jolly round Joe Hockey scrubbing the decks.And don't forget Bronny Bishop and Sophie Mirrorballa getting frigged in the rigging!Sailing on to a bright and wonderful future...

Don't worry me hearties, it will be the shortest ever levied tax. Come the next election these pack of lying degenerate commo arseholes will be thrown out on their arses. Fine bunch just look at them. Slipper raging faggot lying cunt expenses rorter and boy fucker. Bob Brown, what can I say, Brown by surname to match his shit coloured cock after he pulls it out of his boyfriends arse. Wong - fucking lezzo slope carpet biter who was allowed to adopt a kid, won't it be fucked up when it gets older, and it goes on of course queen juliar ??? lezzo with her fag hairdresser bloke. How fucked fare we....???

I used to shoot at taxis with my mate Ray. We had one of them old school pea shooters (more like ball bearing shooters) and we'd take pop shots at the traffic while we were wagging school, drinking brandivino, and listening to 'Before the Flood' Hit a few of them too ;)

Gosh! Ma and Pa never told me that! I's a reckon they'd better have done me schoolin with the school ma rather than doing it themselves. And, on a related note...Ya reckon Jesus had any of these gosh darn boson thingies?

I have never shot taxes but once or twice I did shoot at taxis. The drivers smoke, their cabs are filthy and they never know where they are going. And they charge far too much.

Thank you Boxhead for that erudite, plain language explanation of a potentially mind boggling concept. I am also impressed that you so identified what my initials stand for. Indeed, it is something I always happily stand for.

Fucken oath I was rich. Piled the cash high through the roof. God bless that little 4 eyed cunt and his pussy whipped treasurer.And now...Well let's just say it ain't like it used to be!Some would blame the bath salts but I reckon it is that red haired bitchs fault.

Tain't nothin nobler than shootin taxes.......cept maybe stabbin 'em, er lynchin 'em. When I see that hearse come a rollin ta carry them taxers away, we will shout in jubilation 'n fire our guns in a 10,000 arms salute!!!

And now they are saying that nice Mr Abbott is a sociopath if not a psychopath! Goodness me but people can be cruel. At least he answers questions directly, never ever lies and always means precisely what he says to whomever he is saying it to.

Maybe if we all had guns we could shot the tax dead?Seems logicle to me

Dont reckon the cleaning woman wants to fuck you going by the look on her mug!

Thar only chance we git is ownin land 'n makin yer own rules.....fightin off any 'ol joker who try ta takei it way from you!!!

First they come for your bodily fluids...Now they even want your expelled gases!Is there no limit to the nanny-state latte-sipping watermelon-reds attack on our personal liberties?

Heavens to Betsy! I went to Whyalla for the spa and... it's NOT THERE ANYMORE!!! Whyalla has been wiped out!

I read in the Herald Sun that we now have to pay every time we fart.Can you believe that? This is green madness!

Don't need to go there. Can smell those hillbillies from here!

Fitz, you ain't never been ta Dixie have you? Cept fer them parts that is overrun with n*g*e*s, it's paridise! Jest stay away from anything runnin 'long side the Mississippi river, Macon 'n Atlanta Georgia. n*g*e*s tain't allowed in the Appalachians.

In Dick-see I see dick-heads.

I like my flintlock loading pop gun. It explodes out a precision particle which can squash a bug with the accuracy of a naked knacker.I dont need no big pussy gun from hillbilly man

In Dixie - we git guns, real guns. That thar pirate - he git a flintlock. I reckon you Aussies might can have a flintlock if'n ya pay yer flintlock tax 'n promise ta keep yer flintlock locked up with the po-po.

Assange is a dead man walk'n if'n he gits stuck in a Yankee prison. Yessiree, they git sickos thar that'll make a loose-anus homosexual whore waller in a bloody stool soup.

Pissweak. Now here's something I know you'll really like; Mitt Romney's father was born in Mexico, in a Mormon colony, that left the US for Mexico in order to exercise what they felt was their religious freedom (which included polygamy). Get it? Romney is a rabid anti-immigration candidate, with a strong "family values" agenda, but his dad was born in Mexico in a polygamous cult. I reckon he'll make a great president. Not.

This guy doesn't need a chair he needs medication.

Better a moist fanny than a dessicated padre.

Oh hardy har harrr! Johnny didn't want to jump, his bnuddies itched to stab the old coot but in the end his own electorate ditched him for a Labor candidate! Oh sweet sweet sweety sweet! Johnny lost his electorate AND his government all in one juicy kick up the ass!

For a sec there I thought you said you want to fuck a CLEAN woman.

I'd fuck her to but we can't afford maids. i suppose i'll settle for the nanny once PM Tony is in charge ;)

I spose a homosexual like you thar, Janitor would fornicate with a man's turd-hole, but it ain't gonna be mine. Cuz you cain't git on it without me killin ya.

Dear fellow, why don't you just buy a chair? (See you next Wednesday!)

don't worry hillbilly boy i'd fuck your hairy arse.

Mustafa Kemal Atatürk hated n*g*e*s 'n Armenians - he and his Turks done killed millions of 'em. I reckon he dern't like Miss Rice none neither.