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Where's the cartoon version?

That Modi cuts a dashing figure. Striding out of the sub-continent like a bold tiger, he is symbolising to the world that India is unleashed!And won't whitey be quaking in his boots.

Twaddle. If we don't do something now these head chopping bastards will be in our backyards. Better to bomb them so that they don't threaten our children and businesses later.God bless,Patriot

The Yanks originally helped Saddam Hussein get into power. They are utterly insane

Think your spot on there Ricky. Putin will be in power long after the other dickheads in the west have blown their countries wealth and left office.

Now the fuckwit Yanks are going to arm the Kurds to fight ISIS, who they originally armed when they were fighting in Syria. What's the odds these arms will end up fighting Yank allies in Turkey?

I'll take White Putin ower Black Obama!!! Ones a ugly good-fer-nothin, dope-huff'n coward. Thar other is billy-bad-ass 'n smart.

Peachy

I wish that elephant would get on top of that prick Modi and fucking ride him rimshot until he screamed.

Derek and Clive would be strong UKIP voters I reckon; ie fuckwits with two small penises between them

[color=blue]Abbott calling Putin a bully. Priceless! You couldn't make that shit up![/color]

Besides elephants are very loving creatures. They always have tiome for love no matter the situation:[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uif459T1Vbo/SnX9eVLmfSI/AAAAAAAABiQ/vwqKMJsyF9Y/s1600/Elephants-Dont-Give-Sht_500x500.jpg
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And what is wrong with elephants? What evil have they done to the world? What wars have they started? Hell they even helped us against the Bosh

We have nothing to fear from that ragtag country. India is a cesspool of corruption and ignorance; they still worship elephants for fuck sake!Obama should let Modi into the Whitehouse, but then get him to fix the kid's computer. That's all that prick deserves.

First on Modi's agenda must be a free trade agreement between the two countries. Red tape and bureaucracy have been stifling your average wealth creator from Bangalore and Silicon Valley for too long. There are many things this agreement could encompass, for instance the US could learn a lot on labour relations in India and how it is contributing to its spectacular growth; perhaps they could begin by removing the artificial barrier of the minimum wage? 

Hey Udu I got a toilet that needs cleaning; will you get off the internet and do it you lazy prick.

Fuck Modi. I'd like stick that diamond right up his Brahmin arse; he has done nothing for me and my brethren. 

Oh Modi you shine like a bright diamond on the banks of the shit stained Ganges! You will tell the perverted and cocky whiteman that their time is up! Now is the time for the Sons of Bengal to rise up like a floating turd in a New Delhi dunny and lead this world onto greatness!

I heard that swishing noise once. It scared the living daylight of me! It was a revolving door and monsters were on the other side. I prostrated myself before them in total resignation however my body instantly floated above them. My arms out stretched I watched as the growing distance turned them into dots of non-entity and my senses lulled into narcotic like blissfulness. 

PIG-FUCKERS! NAILED IT IN ONE, MAX!

Wrecking ball abbott

Hello. Anyone home? Tony? HELLO??

I am not sure what type of doctor you are? You appear very eager to dismiss evidence with little analysis.

A true scholar, like myself, might conclude in a short amount of time, and quite rationally, why the aliens had made their way to Westall.

Watching the entire documentary one notes that the 'crafts' actually touched down in a local park in Westall marked on maps as "The Grange".

Now if one had just crossed dimensions of time and landed in a foreign world, surely the first thing that one would type into one's "Google Universe" type device would be "Where can I get a decent drop around here?"

So the Westall landing location becomes very clear, as might not the next query into the equivalent "Google Navigation" device be: "Take me to the Grange".

This would also then explain why the space crafts left the empty park after only a short time, no doubt headed west.

If you are any type of real doctor you would now put some time in researching UFO landings around the same date in South Australia.

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A flying saucer over Westall? Well of course, it would naturally be the number one destination for any little green man worth his salt. I am sure they would fly those billions of miles just to check out the scene there...You UFO numbnuts are unbelievably stupid.Yours rationally,Dr IP Freely

Sadly the ALP are missing in action and Shorten just doesn't look up to it. He will probably get in though, in the same way Abbott did: the people's disgust with the current government.Unfotunately the ALP, just like the Fibs, are a bunch of opportunists and the whole deal is about what they can get out of the short time when it is their turn to put their greedy hands on the wheel.As someone reminded me recently: If you vote for either of the major parties you have not been paying attention.

More proof of the existence of aliens. The documentary recently released with evidence provided from over 110 witnesses to a flying saucer in Melbourne. (Westall)

Churchill? How much of a cunt was he? Well let's just say he is the reason there is an ANZAC day.

I prefer the late Mr Presley's rather poignant rendition of Surrender

After viewing this disturbing image I involuntarily but quite violently regurgitated my rather expensive lunch. Who will compensate me for the loss, sirs?

Pithy, sirs, extraordinarily pithy

Nothing wrong with the birds from Kazakh man[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9aKn4WD-irI/Tb0fp2d9ILI/AAAAAAAAMz4/mb__AKtaIKk/s1600/Kazakh_Hunters.jpg
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Jeez if the sheilas are as good looking as the Kazakh ones I'm coming over!http://globalvoicesonline.org/2014/07/28/boyfriend-no-only-volleyball-kazakh-sportswoman-ignores-marriage-proposals-after-going-viral/

Jody, he ain't all bad. Perty much yer middle-of-thar-road God-lovin politician. But, he dern't wanna do nothin 'bout the negro problem - seems ta be right fine with them folks, 'n that give me a sick feel'n in my belly. He jest far 'nuff outside of downtown Africanta ware he dern't have ta smell 'em ever day. Still bein from Winder he a heap closer than me!!! I reckon hes fer ever one havin guns 'n that all I need so he git my vote, if I'm 'round. My brother done kicked off 'n I might be move'n down the road a few miles ta west sasaphrass mountain in South Carolina fer ta manage folks work'n his land.

Rigourous science there Prof. I bet you whipped it up on the back of an envelope after a kava binge up there in the New Guinea highlands.

Hey Ricky this guy Jody Hice seems right up your alley:
http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2014/05/jody-hice-georgia-sodomy

Christ, will he have us die on the Steppes of Russia again? Fuck that. They can keep their wheat and all the dead bodies they want...My Grandpappy fought there and he said it was fucking terrible. And as for the food... Disgusting! Now wonder those subhumans scoff vodka all day long; couldn't eat their rubbish otherwise.

Abbott now announcing plans to take control of 50 square kilometres of the Ukraine war zone!Well, he did promise 2 million new jobs and unemployment rate is beginning to spiral out of control under his ridiculous austerity budget, so if we go to war with Russia unemployment issue solved?Well

Poppycock. That bastard Putin is definitely behind all this. Looking to stir up trouble and gain control of the freedom loving peoples of Ukrainia. I suggest we give him a 3 day warning to confess; if he doesn't let's bomb Moscow back to the Stone Age.And having been there once I would say it will be an improvement...

I blame the Labor Party. Spending on everything except the things that really matter.

Abbott pulled out another good example of this when he said (and I quote) "at the cost of many, many tens of millions" relating to the $25 million the Labor Party spent toward getting a seat on UN Security Committee.

Its a great example from Abbott. So let's extrapolate what he is saying so we can understand how wasteful the Labor Party are.

If the amount was $250.00 spent by the responsible adult Liberal Party then it would be a couple of hundred dollars.

But if the Labor Party spends $250.00 that would be many, many hundreds of dollars.

See how it works? And that is why its clear that it is the Labor Party's fault that aliens hijacked MH970 and used it to bring down MH17.

I mean the poor families, our hearts go out to them, and something so inconsiderate, so inconsiderate, and the Labor Party. Its just despicable.

Get me?

Beautiful plumage.

Wow they do have some nice birds in Kyrgz! Some of the finest in the world!! Check this one out:[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mqlJ4pLmKJE/TmzPRO682cI/AAAAAAAAASI/ELf7K4JsnDE/s1600/Kyrgyz8+099.JPG[/img]

Presceint article Mr Patriot. Now with the world's eyes on Moscow because of their intimate involvement in the downing of MH17 we will see whether PM Modi will back Putin or not. It will truly be a test to of whether Modi is interested in making India a good world citizen, or that he is just another power mad third world despot.

I'd hire Putin lickity split ta take that chimp-in-chief's job. Putin's thar kind of man who know how ta handle a whip 'round the lazy drug-guzzlin freeloader class.

Absolutely true. Just listen to his version of Blue Moon. It is existence  personified in song.

Kygrz? Wow, that's one place I've never thought off. Just let me google that...Damn, mighty fine looking women there. Ahem... Just let me reach for my cleaners.Hmm... Hrmpfff...OK fellas, I will be back later.Yours with a Stan in my pants,Hairy Fucknuckle

Dear Hoboken fella,As a freedom loving free-market libertarian kind of guy I can understand your heartache. I bet you paid good money for this woman and now she has broken your contract.There is nothing lower a person can do; for if you take a man's property you are really no better than a government.Am I right, or am I right? ;)

Two of Australia's greatest in one picture. A good example to the young folks of the value of hard work and studying hard. Not that the latte sippers and greenie goons would know anything about that!Digger,Cranbourne

Dern't want nothin ta do with homosexulas like you. Not less you is shovlin donkey poo fer ta clean out my stalls. Ain't nothin you got, flimflam, that I want, cept fer the hard work I can whip outa you.

Sure as shit is. Got me thinking; why dont you visit me hillbilly boy? I can doctor your stinky hole with my pecker.After that i can use it to clean your teeth; you dumbass sista fucking numbskull.

Harrr. We git a new Pogo the Clown??? Git off yer horse 'n drink yer milk!!!