STEAMING POLL OF SHITE

Judgement Day? Doomsday? Election Day 2007. Rapture or Rupture? Xenox News lets Max Gross loose to cast a weather-eye and a curse.

With the polls about to close, some pundits claim the countdown to Australia's 2007 election result will turn a year of consistent polling o­n its head with incoming figures revealing the incumbent Joh W. Horror PM closing in o­n newbie wannabe PM Kevin Fudd.

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Will Aussies once again panic like the fear-addled sheep they have been for the past near 12 years of the Lying Rodent's diabolical dictatorship and remain cowering in the federal government's corral?

And I say dictatorship because it is the born-to-rule JWH and his backers above all else in cabinet or among his closest, cowardly ministers, who has called the shots, whether it was lies about Iraqi asylum seekers lobbing their own kids into the sea for sympathy or following the mad George W. Bogus into the Iraqi quagmire against Australia's interests, against international law and against all common sense.

All too bloody possible in this bullshit year-long campaign, despite a Sky News/Channel Seven exit poll predicting a Labor win, showing a two-party preferred outcome of 53 per cent to 47 per cent...

... with the PM losing his own seat!

That would be justice served, belatedly but deservedly.

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And with the third Australian soldier killed in the past two months in the Afghanistan debacle - where new studies show more than half of that impoverished, abused and debased country now firmly in the grip of the supposedly defeated Taliban - Joh Horror's foreign policy meltdown is all but complete. And for fuksake don't mention Pakistan!

And remember, dear Xenox News readers, we are talking about an extremist government that for the past dozen years or so has shamelessly resorted to fearmongering, bribery, slander, and outright lies to shepherd a divided Australian electorate into the the cattle runs leading to every election since 1992.

Oh, and let's not forget criminal activity.

The latest Horror Government scandal involving the husbands of the retiring Liberal MP in Lindsay, Jackie Dumbitch Kelly and her wannabe replacement Karen Desperate Chijoff caught in the dead of night letterboxing fake Islamist pamphlets favouring Labor is just the latest in a near 12 year reign of deceit and racism.

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Twelve years of winding back genuine Australian values, not the bullshit ones expoused by this venal and corrupt legal-and-corporate hacks misleading labeling themselves as so-called liberals.

The proof is in the bloody, divisive pudding: the How-war Government has done its utmost to shut democracy done Downunder.

Let the federal election countdown begin. Let the beer flow like wine. Let Australian justice, honesty and decency be resuscitated. And let the war criminals of the Horror Government be hauled before the ICC!

This was Max Gross for Xenox News, pumped, primed and poised over the TV with a spritzer and a baseball bat.

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    · 18 years ago
    Put the bat away now Max. The bad man has gone.
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    · 18 years ago
    The bad man is still around, a very rich bad man, keen to rewrite history and moan and groan about how people misunderstood him and didn't appreciate all his hard work... and power walks. How about arresting him for war crimes?
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    · 18 years ago
    War crimes trial!!! I'll go for that - like a seagull diving onto a sick prawn.
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    · 18 years ago
    Howard's gang of crooks may have been booted from office but they have also got away with 11 and a half years of swindles and destructon. And does anyone really expect Rudd to change much of anything? if only we had a genuine LABOR PARTY!
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    · 18 years ago
    John W Howard proclaimed "love me or laothe me" we all knew what he stood for and would vote accordingly... and guess what? WE DID YOU VICIOUS OLD BUNT! GOOD RIDDANCE!
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    · 11 years ago
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    · 11 years ago
    CHINESE PEOPLE EAT BABIES. Rich old Chinese men is eating babies - gobblin em up as tastey treats. I seen pictures of Chinamen eatin babies 'n aborted fetuses. They boil 'em up into a soup for 'n serve the innards like baby heart, baby liver 'n baby kidneys ta make thar li'l peckers stiff.

    Qian Jintan from Guangdong said "it tain't but a thang, eat'n babies 'n whatnot" confirmed this is now a hot trend. "I 67 and take baby herbal soup to increase my health and stamina and the power of sexual performance, it work" said Qian. Qian showed pictures of a human baby is being prepared for food.

    Asked about how much dead baby cost in China currency Qian said "'bout 3000 American - depend on if fetus or baby 'n whether Chinese". Qian say that it is effective because he is a frequent customer. "Baby soup is a delicacy and expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for eight hours of boiling and steaming after the innards are removed" said Qian.

    Qian pointed to his third wife next to him. She 15 years old. "we have sex everyday" said the 67-year-old man.

    Qian say he have a special restaurant who contacts him when they have the spare rib soup (local code for baby soup). He gets babies when couples who already have one daughter and the second one was again a daughter. This couple drown baby after induced labor. Those baby who is close to be born and die naturally costs 4000 American. But, the aborted ones cost a few hundreds American because there so many.

    This is just the way of nature from many Chinese people prefer to have male babies and the poor families end up selling their female babies, said one Chinese health official. According to chinese health worker, Liu "I have baby soup too", but only with abortions I buy at discount from my clinic - it keeps me very healthy and my husband say I have good sex apatite.

    World Correspondent, Ricardovitz

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    · 11 years ago
    Ricky you are an in bred dimwit. Now get back what you do best; hauling the tractor round the field and picking the cotton hillbilly!
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