#AskBoxhead God

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He is the Man with the Knowledge to set you Free!

Boxhead - A true blue Aussie Legend.

Today he is answering that essential question... Does God exist?

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Dear Boxhead,

Pardon me but is God still dead?

If yes, has he been replaced by Goddess, or is Goddess also dead or is/was God sexless?

Lemuel Dionysius

 

Dear Lemuel,

In my box the universe, the eternity, the world, it is all my plaything. Haven’t needed a God since I put the cardboard on.

Free. As. A. Bird.

So whether God alive, dead, or indifferent, makes no difference to me. I got my Box, my freedom, and a stubby in me hand and there ain’t nothing more I need.

Cheers,

Boxy

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    I found God, and all his Devils, inside her.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Hea hea hea - its fat Lemuel!
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    · 11 years ago
    You wanna be free as a bird? Well I'm gonna tell ya - a Southern man dern't need no long-haired injun 'round anyhow

    Sweet home North Georgia
    Where the skies are so blue
    Sweet home North Georgia
    Lord, I'm coming home to you
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    There is no North Georgia fool. There is only Abkhazia.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Georgia sure is a peach. Or perhaps it is better to say that it is a butt that looks like a peach
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Injun lovin Billy Sherman you lookey here. We git you negro-lovin, drug-guzzlin Yankees by strangulated!!! Dirtroit - GONE!!! Cickago - DYING!!! Ohio - WHITE FOLKS GONN SOUTH TO TEXAS!!! Jew York - FESTER'N STINK POOL!!! New Jersey - FREE STUFF...FREE STUFF...FREE STUFF, shouts the darkies as they is runnin in the streets look'n fer broken big-screen TV's 'n rat gizzards at the Piggly-Poke.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Yep, we sure whipped those yellow bellied southerners good. All we left were inbred drakes like the clowns of Clayton, the Ricardovitz clan...
    Those sister-banging hillbillies are as thick as two planks, and actually got a good tincture of negro blood in themselves as well. I suppose ol' Great Great Grandpappy got tired of banging his sister and took to evenings with his slave. A miserable cur race they surely are...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Folks in N. Georgia way back when dern't have no negros. They git white servants ta work thar land. Perty much same today. Git 'em mostly from orphanages. We dern't have nothin ta do with negros in these parts. Ratlanta 'n south - thems the ones who cozied up ta the n*g*e*s. But, dern't worry none 'bout the facts - all that dope you stuff in yer nose is jest gonna jumble it all up anywhoo.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 11 years ago
    Boxboy, you is surely gonna meet God one day. Dern't know wen. Only God know that. But, it ain't gonna be too long. 'N when you do, you jest remember 'ol Ricardovitz - he tried to help save yer soul. But, as sure as you is gonna meet God, I'm gonna meet him too. Probaly gonna be thar 'fore you git thar. But, I'm tight with Jesus. You ain't. 'N the Devil knows it!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    One thing that should be obvious to anyone with even half a brain. God is surely trans/non-binary and not a he or she.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    Nonsense! No gender defiers in the Bible.
    Lord God is alwas spoken of in the masculine, and so we can definitely assume he is male and hung like the King of the Congo!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    @LordyLordyLordy Rubbish. In the old testament "God" is even referred to as an acronym: YHWH
    The acronym is a give away!
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    · 2 years ago
    Hey, Rinky Dinky Dickless, God done TOLD y'all He created MAN in HIS image. That dern't make God no tranny-faggot, cumfused fruit-tard. He a man who done put a bat in Mary's cave, boy. Ain't no faggoty fruit-loop can do noth'n like that!!!
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