THE NIGHT BEFORE

Chato 04 July 2006 1 minute read

Christmas?

'Twas the night before
Hell breaks loose
In the XenoxNews house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even an arse-sucking mouse

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Tom Titmouse · 20 years ago
This rag has been around for 26 years. We dont have to prove nothing.
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Chato · 20 years ago
OK, how about arse-sucking rodent?
But that would have to rhyme with "tent".
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Tex Lumbago · 7 years ago
@Tom Titmouse Make that 39 years Tom.
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Ricardovitz · 6 years ago
When y'all gonna come up hear 'n pick me some cotton. It's cotton season, boys 'n girls. 'N I need some cotten-pick'n cotten pickers. My boys git $4/hour and my gals git $3.32/hour. Y'alll can worlk all day 'n all night, 'n I pay you right good.
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Ricardovitz · 6 years ago
Southrons, hear your country call you!

Up, lest worse than death befall you!
To arms! To arms! To arms! In Dixie!
Lo! all the beacon fires are lighted
Let all hearts be now united!
To arms! To arms! To arms! In Dixie!
Chorus:
Advance the flag of Dixie!
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's Land we take our stand,
And live or die for Dixie!
|: To arms! To arms!
And conquer peace for Dixie! :|
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FlimFlamMan · 6 years ago
Southron...Moron... taint much difference
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