THE NIGHT BEFORE

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Christmas?


'Twas the night before
Hell breaks loose
In the XenoxNews house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even an arse-sucking mouse
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    This rag has been around for 26 years. We dont have to prove nothing.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    OK, how about arse-sucking rodent?
    But that would have to rhyme with "tent".
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 7 years ago
    @Tom Titmouse Make that 39 years Tom.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 7 years ago
    When y'all gonna come up hear 'n pick me some cotton. It's cotton season, boys 'n girls. 'N I need some cotten-pick'n cotten pickers. My boys git $4/hour and my gals git $3.32/hour. Y'alll can worlk all day 'n all night, 'n I pay you right good.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 7 years ago
    Southrons, hear your country call you!


    Up, lest worse than death befall you!
    To arms! To arms! To arms! In Dixie!
    Lo! all the beacon fires are lighted
    Let all hearts be now united!
    To arms! To arms! To arms! In Dixie!
    Chorus:
    Advance the flag of Dixie!
    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    For Dixie's Land we take our stand,
    And live or die for Dixie!
    |: To arms! To arms!
    And conquer peace for Dixie! :|
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 7 years ago
    Southron...Moron... taint much difference
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