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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Bring back the Page 3 Goils!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Is it true you used to give it away?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    They gave away Page 3 girls for free?

    What sort of magazine was this? It must have been a roaring success. Sounds like they had a sound business plan to me. Imagine, every edition you get your own Page 3 girl. Wow. Well that has certainly stirred my imagination.
    Hmmm...

    Hold on a minute. Something has popped up... Back soon.

    Yours grasping at his straw,
    Herr Fuckeduncle
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    So when is the next fucken summit?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    @Back on the piss We go same as last place rendesvouz
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    · 6 years ago
    @Tex Lumbago Y'all tell me4 when yer scumit-rensdesvouz is 'n I'll show up with my Rebel Flag, MAGA hat, Black Guns Matter overalls. Armed with boolits 'n leases fer all y'all want'n ta be tenants on my land.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Dear Ricky, You can find us at: Your Mother's Grave,
    Where We Dug Her Up,
    And Fucked Her
    Love, Flimmy
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Cain't be momma, she ain't dead. Musta been some 'ole nigga-man who got the AIDS.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Flam, is you one of them Colt boys who done growed up is New South Whales? Is that yer daughter, li'll Kimmy who git caught placing her hand inside her aunty Carmen’s skirt and fiddlin her cunny? I reckon she say her uncles tied her to a tree on that thar Colt land 'n had whatnot with her. She like it so much that she 'bout took a knife to some 'ol social worker’s fingers clean off.

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