COVID Intelligence

COVID19 is an intelligent virus
Like any parasite it fights to survive
It listens to its host for signals
And then adjusts its containment accordingly.
It can hide in a toe or a teste
Or in a wounded knee.

The clever host does not fear COVID19
The clever host exploits the fucker
The clever host knows 19 is listening
and proceeds to issue commands.
The clever host takes advantage of the invader
And uses it for systemic aggrandisement.

Just as psilocybin communicates with it's imbiber
COVID19 listens
So if you are fortunate enough to contract this clever virus
Proceed to issue it commands!
And instead of it lazying around in your lung or spleen
Get it to work repairing whatever you need.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 years ago
    Is it CRISPR or COVID we should be worried about then?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 years ago
    Sir Circumfrence that is an eye opener of a poem. Gets me thinking of many uses I could have for this little virus...

    Could I use it, for instance, to grow the thing in my pants? You know, make my self more attractive to the opposite or near adjacent sex?

    Man, it has got me thinking of all the wicked things this virus could do for me... hmmm, just imagine...

    Hold on. I think I have thunk too much. Better get that tissue again.


    Yours virally horny,

    Hairy Buttfunkyouruncle
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 4 years ago
    Could it cure Cancer?

    If yes, I am writing the patent right here.
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