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The US media Ukraine propaganda worm is turning, news outlets have started back flipping in concert, even the CIA front "Kiev Independent" is unashamedly getting in on the act. War funds must be drying up.

Look for the deluge of "Clown Zelensky" styled articles dropping soon in MSM outlets near you.

OK here it is. Now what?

@Dr CokulusCan happen to the best of us. I mean, who has heard anything from thst Hairy Fucknuckle fella lately? He was always saying about how he was just 'twanging his wire'. Maybe one time two many and Voom! Off he went in a flash of light.

Gunna need someone on your bond mate

Can you take me for a ride?

@RicardovitzI only want a ride in a terraplane.

BOLIVIA - gonna make it New Geechee. They's got Lithium. 'N faglectric cars run on Lithium. Yessiree, Puuuruuu gonna be thar 51st State once we shove them swarthy look'n fellers back tar the Amazon jungle. World News By Ricardovitz!!!

Prof Yazi Ke of MacQuarie University says that research indicates that loss of taste, smell or long covid is a sign of permanent brain damage.

Video courtesy ABC News:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-08/covid-19-can-cause-brain-fog-research-shows/102457290

@Ken from KyevForget the sound of jack boots for a few minutes, pour a cold martini and kick back with Shirley

@Ken from KyevXmas 2040 at this rate.

We are the disease. Now what? Innoculate the planet from ourselves? What do parasites do when their host becomes unsustainable? Bail out! Beam me up Scotty! (And Uhura)

@Disappointed, DelawareYes that is what I predicted. I think. Well it was something like that.

@Denis (with one n)Surely we are living it mate!
For to be in the hellhole we are in, it must have come out of the mind of a cunt like yourself.

I predicted the future once. I can't remember what it was about but I am sure that I did. It was really easy.

The future has arrived

My beachfront home is now a swimming pool.
Thanks for nothing John Howard!

If ya tain't git no land, ya tain't git no food, no drink, no still, no negros pick'n yer Maters, no tenants pay'n rent 'n noth'n tar shoot invaderes on!!!

@eyes wide openHe didn't even last that long!

@Crocasaurus And for this we must destroy the planet? Our little ark in the Universe?
Children, you are all children. Your minds warped by the farting noise off the internet.
There will be no internet the way things are going! The wires are melting. The intercontinental cables will be ripped in two by the cataclysmic waves that will roil the seas!
Sonny, forget the Cheeseburgers. Get out there and kill your boss. It is your only hope!

Cheeseburgers are too expensive

Catania, Sicily. First European mass casualty event of the oncoming apocalypse.

Stop yer cry'n ya lazy good fer nothi'n weather weirdo. It's hot, so jest git ta work 'n pick me some cotton, boy.

Well they certainly wouldn't want to save riff-raff like you Trev. As intelligent beings, I am sure the Aliens will pick the ones deserving of rescue. And undoubtedly it will be those of us who have made it to the top of the pile by hard scrabble and intelligence.
You know, like me.

Why would they bother? I reckon those alien fuckers are just watching and laughing at us.
Twirling their anteenas and probing their proboscis. Floating up there in their Flying Saucers. Occasionally buzzing some local yokel.
No, there is no way they are gunna give a fuck about us.

Too many graphs. Can't we just have some memes instead please.

So true Slim

@Sisyphus in Sydney"As long as they are white; it's all right!"

Australia is much like Erwin Schrödinger's conundrum: is it dead or alive? Is it for real or is it a joke? Is Australia a soveriegn nation or a crack-whore spreadings its gams for anyone with a few bucks?

Nope. Cuz, then theys cain't git thar "bonus". 'N I git a lock on who gits bonuses 'round here. Git rid 'o me; 'n y'all is gonna have a heap of angry zombies eat'n yer candy-asses fer lunch!!!

@Leon Urinis, BeaumarisLeon! Leon! Are you still there mate?

Listen Hillbilly the days of the 'boss man' are coming rapidly to an end. We have already sent our Union organisers to near your little slice of heaven, and soon your workers will be organised collectivising your fat ass out of the office and working in the fields like they do. They will be splitting the profits evenly to.

Hey, Negros, I need a heap of y'all real darkies to come pick my maters 'n onions. $5/bushel, 'n all thar Meth 'n ceement-Glue ya can smoke.

@RicardovitzA family that has sex. Sounds perverted. Sounds disgusting. Sounds licentious. Enough to get a former PM excited in the dreadfulness of it all...
Whoops. Looks like I made that sticky mess again.

Yours hornily,
Hairy Fucknuckle

Y'all bunch 'o sissies. I done read 'bout this here Commie Australian family, the Colts, who go 'round fornicat'n thar youngins. Backbone 'o Liberal Australia, I be told. Liv'in in a shack on someone's land, pay'n rent. I reckon, they could all move tar my Ranch, 'n work fer a better life...



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3 years on and it is just getting worse...

@Looney LesI used to work for the man. OK, that is a bit of an exaggeration, but at least I could sing the whole song, every verse, and from memory. You don't believe me? Fine. But to be fair I did hear it on the radio a couple of times.

@I'm a bounderCan't access. It seems 'The Man' doesn't want us to know what's going on with these alien visitors.
Well fuck him. I am going to setup my UFO Landing Pad, in my backyard, and welcome the little fellas with some might fine Aussie Green&Gold Weed. That'll teach those fuckers in Canberra!

Henry Winkler and Ray Liotta's love child discusses the aliens that live under the earth's crust:

You dern't know no nevermind, Flam. You go on 'n bring yer brown sissy here ta my farm. I git a breed'n program she gonna love!!!

5000 mercenaries and a couple of tanks were never gonna do shit in Moscow. They would have been smashed. Prig will be dead a few weeks if he isnt already

But never incest, you sista-fucken fool Ricky ;)

Why is all y'all Negros either git Autism 'er Homsexuality???

@RicardovitsHillbilly. We gunna be planting our Gay Pride flag in your white plump ass soon enough. Right after the boys have their wicked way with you.

The Ukraine people are blessed with their hard working President Zelenskyyy. His quest for freedom and democracy is tireless. He has so much energy that he has now banned Ukranian elections while the war is ongoing. That is true dedication and will spare all the trouble and bother of others aspiring for the top job in a country that was listed 8th on the world corruption index. Zelinskyyy clearly has the stomach for single handedly managing the corruption issue. It also saves people from printing out all of those colourful A3 folded flyers and truck loads of envelopes. Democracy is so good when it works.

@nasty lombokMary Hardy, her brother Frank and the rest of the Hardy family lived in Lerderderg St, Bacchus Marsh. Peter Carey lived in the same street!

I used to visit them all of the time. Well not all of the time. Some times. OK fine I drove past there once. I think.

I thought that sweel was a golfing term? I've heard people use it on the course.

@StickemLadies and gentlemen. Mr Frank Hardy
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Hey thar, BoxBoy - you want'n tar know ware the REAL Lost City be??? Right in the heart 'o Okefenokee land. Thar used ta be an Injun camp - Creek Injuns (Creek cuz theys look like creek mud), whence a whole heap o white folks cut 'em down 'n buried 'em in the swamp. Some folks call it thar Georgia Amazon - - anywhoo, there be a whole heap of dead injuns stuck in the muck.

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Y'all needs some Southern Pride. Fergit 'bout nefarious negros, swarthy lebos, shit-fer-brains communists, 'n sneaky slant-eyes. Vote fer Ricaredovitz, 'n I git a plan tar put a Plantation in ever town.

Don't want no red-neck freaks or anti-commie gusanos please. Have enough of these cockheads here already.