#AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Looks like you made your vote already Boxy, you naughty boy.

We will take both boat loads, but no Poms or Yanks allowed!

Don't want no red-neck freaks or anti-commie gusanos please. Have enough of these cockheads here already.

Y'all needs some Southern Pride. Fergit 'bout nefarious negros, swarthy lebos, shit-fer-brains communists, 'n sneaky slant-eyes. Vote fer Ricaredovitz, 'n I git a plan tar put a Plantation in ever town.

Hey thar, BoxBoy - you want'n tar know ware the REAL Lost City be??? Right in the heart 'o Okefenokee land. Thar used ta be an Injun camp - Creek Injuns (Creek cuz theys look like creek mud), whence a whole heap o white folks cut 'em down 'n buried 'em in the swamp. Some folks call it thar Georgia Amazon - - anywhoo, there be a whole heap of dead injuns stuck in the muck.

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@Ricardovits Hillbilly. We gunna be planting our Gay Pride flag in your white plump ass soon enough. Right after the boys have their wicked way with you.

Why is all y'all Negros either git Autism 'er Homsexuality???

But never incest, you sista-fucken fool Ricky ;)

You dern't know no nevermind, Flam. You go on 'n bring yer brown sissy here ta my farm. I git a breed'n program she gonna love!!!

Australia is much like Erwin Schrödinger's conundrum: is it dead or alive? Is it for real or is it a joke? Is Australia a soveriegn nation or a crack-whore spreadings its gams for anyone with a few bucks?

@Sisyphus in Sydney "As long as they are white; it's all right!"

@Sisyphus in Sydney Indeed. Just have a look at our PM's latest visit to Washington. He bent over and spread them for the whole world to see.

@LordyLordyLordy It's an Aussie tradition.

@LordyLordyLordy Yesiree, he sho-nuff yer PM did!!! I tain't yer PM. Could-be, but ayain't. Tain't git a hungry pussy 'tween me legs like Tranthony Albanese. I git 100% Grade A meat swing'n tween thar legs 'n hooked-up ta my twin testosterone-pump'n balls. A man, a REAL man - RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA - send Tranthony tar Thar House 'O the Man-Pussy Sun!!! Even writ a li'll ditty 'bout 'm:

Thar is a house in Canberra
They call the Tranny Cum
And it's been the ruin of Tranthony Albanese
And Lord, Trump knew he's one

Tranthony's mammy was a sailor
She spread 'em fer new blue jeans
His father was a pickled Dago
When he arrived in Canberra

Now the only thing a tranny needs
Is a suitcase full of Vaseline
And the only time he'll be satisfied
Is smok'n methamphetamine.

Oh, mamma, tell your chill'n
Not to do what Tranthony done did
Spend his ass in sin and misery
In the House of the Tranny Cum

Well, Tranthony git Trump's foot up his arse
Tain't even git no reach-around
He's goin' back to Canberra
To wear his leathers 'n chains.

Now, thar's 'nother house in Warwoman Dell
They call Ricardovitz Plantation
And it be thar saving grace of all Australiens,
When they vote 'ol Ricky ta run thar Nation!!!

@Ricardovitz Ricky your sudden obsession with Trannys is getting a bit too obvious. Just come out of the closest in Sissy's dress and we will all be supportive of you :)

No need to be ashamed anymore Ricky!

Aw 'preciate yer support, Flam - dern't need no dress nor lady parts dangl'n 'round my nethers. Jest yer vote!!! I'm a gonna werk hard find'n you a good plantation fer ta werk on, wid a kind-hearted boss-man. How's yer touch fer pull'n 'maters?

@Ricardovitz You would like pretty in pink Ricky. Even as the boss 'man'

@Horny Harry, Soho Is this the Kansas surf club? It doesn't smell like fresh ocean air......JILL, why is there something brown and smeary on my hands?

@Atlanta Slim Boy, I bin ta yer Big Shitty. I go tar Stone Mountain ta pay homage to da esteemed President Jefferson Davis, thar most reverred Generals Robert E. Lee 'n fire-balls “Stoneface” Jackson. Wid me Confederate Flag fly'n out the bed 'o my truck, I git jeered by a flock 'o devil-huff'n negros as I druve 'round look'n tar see what done took o'wer wha twas once God's Land. Throwed a Jack Daniels bottle full 'o me piss at some monkey's pimped-up ride. Were dat yo ride???

@Joe Biden I'm too drunk and high to ever let my body keep living with so few brain cells. Joe, your skull has to be so empty by now that you might as well put a box on your head before doing anything drastic so your brain rot doesn't infect others.