Man taken off Planet

He was here, but now he is gone. The mystery of his disappearance has deepened after investigators found no trace of a struggle at his home.

Everything was still there. Wallet, passport, glasses, even his well thumbed bible. But no signs of him.

Investigators tracking his final movements said he was last seen leaving a bus and trudging towards home. His head bent down, eyes ablaze, and silently mumbling to himself.

But, I repeat, there was no sign of a struggle.

Members of his sportsclub, which he religiously attended each Sunday at 2pm for his weekly game, said they saw no change in his behavior.

"Nothing he said or did struck me as being unusual", said one member. Another stated: "He was a regular Joe, one who knows what come uppance was awaiting him. As it is for the rest of us."

 

"It is like he has left the planet."

 

It has been a month since his last sighting but still no credit card transactions, internet forum postings, or Facebook comments have been noted. The weather was cold when he was last seen. He lacked a hat, but his home was near the bus stop.

The wind has been howling these days and at night the owls circle the roof of his home. His house now abandoned, except for a brief cordon of police tape. Maybe, like all of us have done or want to do, he wondered off the edge. Into those places where troubled thoughts can take you; into the abyss that we will all call home.

 

Investigators said that for the time being they will continue their hunt for him.

 

-XenoxNews.com Staff Reporter-

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Obviously a swinger.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    One more humanoid experiment completed.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Still missing...
    They are about to close the case. Just another missing human no one gives a fuck about.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    I believe he spontaeously combusted whilst masturbating with his left hand during a full moon.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    "I'm coming Lord!"
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    We seek him here... we seek him there!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Heylo, I'm Pete, and I'm a published playwright and screenwriting teacher.

    tweet me at pete.my.dick@bigger.than.yours
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Pete - ya jest sound like another queer who cain't git a honest job doin honest work. How's 'bout you git out of the scribblin business and into a pair of overalls and git to pullin weeds out of some of my fields.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Kudzoo problem Ricky?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Kudzu dern't grow 'round here. Gits too cold in thar mountains fer it ta grab hold of much. Mostly a problem fer folks south of Habersham county. I git that thar Cogongrass nastyin up my fieds mostly. Need me some hard workin fieldhands keep it from suckin up all my fertilizer....'n cows dern't like it none fer grazin on. Tain't nothin but a worthless 'ol weed - jest like gooberment welfare tity sucklers.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Yeah but that moonshine sure tastes sweet, don't it you daft old hillbilly.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Dr Cokulus Can happen to the best of us. I mean, who has heard anything from thst Hairy Fucknuckle fella lately? He was always saying about how he was just 'twanging his wire'. Maybe one time two many and Voom! Off he went in a flash of light.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    Been a while. Any one spotted this prick? Maybe he came back cause the Lions finally won the flag again.
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    · 1 years ago
    If'n yer moonshine tasates sweet, it tain't moonshine. Yer meth probaly taste like froot loops too!!!
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