THIS IS LIVING: EXECUTIVE RIP-OFF REVISITED

UNDER PRESSURE: PAY ME NOW!
Poor old Brian! The shock of his $30 million payout for six months work (?!) has obviously been very traumatic for him. Reporters sniffed him out recuperating from his harrowing ordeal at Freycinet Lodge, an exclusive bush and beach hideaway in Coles Bay on Tasmania's east coast. And how does the poor bloke feel? Well, let him speak for himself:

"I'd set myself the challenge of working through the book of restaurants in Melbourne," he said. "I have only got about one-third of the way through, so there's a lot of ground I haven't covered.

"I also set myself the target of working through the wine book but I realised early on there were so many I hadn't a chance, even with dedicated effort."

That's gotta be worth $30 million right?
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    · 23 years ago
    Run the prick out of the country on a rail, tarred, feathered and booted up his fuckin South African arse! Did you see his mug on the front of the Melbourne Age? You can practically read the cunt's mind: fuck you all, I got the mega-money and you got fuck-all!
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    · 23 years ago
    Ahhhh The jealousy of the peasant mind. Maybe if you could work a bit more harder you might get a greater reward!
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    · 23 years ago
    Yeah, cunt, Im working my way through every lousy pub and shit-hole in Melbourne!
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    · 23 years ago
    if you dont have talent and initiative then its your own fault! These guys are the go-getters that build our society!

    Patriot
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    · 23 years ago
    Wrong! they just feather their own nests
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