Honourable Men!

"I think somebody who has the track record of loyalty that I've had for the cause of the Liberal Party is not really required to answer that question."

No, that wasn't Lib Deputy PM Peter Costello yesterday talking about Lib PM John Howard's decision (and he IS such a decisive fellow, isn't he?) to remain Captain of the Ship.

It was Slippery Johnny himself, just after the 1984 election that re-elected Bob Hawke's Labor government, speaking at a joint press conference after the Liberal Party caucus re-endorsed the leadership of the then Lib Opposition leader, Andrew Peacock, and HIS then deputy, John Winston Howard.

Yesterday, Costello used virtually the exact same words when asked to rule out a future challenge of Howard's leadership.

And so we jaded punters wait with bated breath and broadening grins as aging egos swell and bright daggers are sharpened.

As even the loyal deputy now realises, Slippery Johnny (aka the Suckhole of Steel) has earned one right between the shoulder blades!
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    · 23 years ago
    I reckon just poke that Johnny up the arse and out the lodge with a big sharp stick!
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    · 23 years ago
    Hey Ed! This new Xenox News format stinks! Why has it become such a hassle to post articles? What's all that gibberish tha keeps popping up? And I didn't post this article as a "joke". This is serious, mum!
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    · 23 years ago
    Yes there are teething problems but hang in there I'm sure our new publisher will work things out very soon!
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    · 23 years ago
    As for the joke...when you submitted article what topic did you select? maybe you selcted jokes by mistake? Anyhow ive rectified it.
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    · 23 years ago
    Thank you Ed! Er, but when your say "rectified", it conjures up a rather unsettling image; somewhere between erection and rectum! what IS it with you people!
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    · 23 years ago
    hmmm erections and rectums..all needed is KY!

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    · 23 years ago
    We all know the Ed is gay
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    · 23 years ago
    not that there is anything wrong with that...
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    · 23 years ago
    So sad for Australia that such a vile, destructive individual is able to capture and stifle critical political debate in such a potentially extraordinary democracy. I will never comprehend how Australians can accept the imprisonment of families - children and infants! - in desert interment camps like criminals. It is truly sickening.
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    · 23 years ago
    Unless Labor abandons its pathetic attempts to emulate the Arselicker from Australia, they may as well go drown themselves in the Timor Sea.
    VOTE GREEN!
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    · 20 years ago
    The Lying Rodent is in no danger from limp dick Costello...
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