IF IT IS ILLEGAL TO BURN THE AUSTRALIAN FLAG...

You must stick the pole up
Howard's filthy arse first.

Oh proudly fluttering in the breeze!
Our glorious flag is a symbol for all Aussies.

And if you don't like it...then piss off back to wherever you come from.

Digger

Cranbourne

Good on yer Digger! We all
salute the stars and tripe.

I never knew it was illegal to burn the Aussie rag. What a load of shit. Blow the fuck out of another country for lies - thats fine. But don't touch our sacred flag - the populace will be quite irate.

God save the queen!

Farctus? From the court of King Caracutus?

From the court of Ferkacte

Those about to get shit-faced salute you! (Hey, it's christmess!).

And anyway, isnt it about time we replaced that tainted british Union Jack in the corner with the even more tainted american Stars and Stripes?

jonny845

Now they are going to test you on this rag...

At least Kevin Rudd tore-up retarded Beazley's moronic "Oz patriotism" test for tourists.
When will Johnny start urging a combined Israel/USA rag on Oz dullards?

Want to buy your chunk of desert, with crocks, kangaroos, and the aborigi-coons that squat on that land.

How much?

Your timing is fantastic I just happen to have huge tracts of land available right now! If you send me a cheque for $400,000.00 US I can reserve one for you. Please respond via yugo@fuckyourself.com

I am open for offers on the prestigious Sydney Harbour Bridge with a side lot of Oz coons! What am I offerred? First reasonable offer will not be refused!

I require a parcel consisting of approximatley one square mile near Kathreine in the Northern Territory. Prefereably just SW of Katherine. My topographical requirements include at least one relatively high ridge, flowing stream(s) or lake; flat area suitable for air strip; seclusion from the towns people. If there are any natural caves or underground caverns, that would be a major plus. Before I will make an offer, I require absolute proof of ownership. I will need a verified Certificate of Title and a Survey demarking the region of interest. I will need to review any topographical data to determine whether the property suits our needs. Road access is not necessary. However, there must be a port within a 3 hours drive from the land in question.

No mumbling, dickwad?

Fuck you evolution and the whore that bore you; science

The Aussie Flag. The original dunny paper.