JUDAS BLOODY CHRIST!

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The rise of the new Oz faithful.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Oz PM and Little Nazi suckhole,
John Worm Hellspawn, has blessed
Hellsong Enterprises, the putrid
commercial branch of the evil
*Exclusive Order of Judas Christ's
Brethren of Latter-day Satanists
and Pedophilic Suckontologists*
in a ritual meant to encourage the
bursting of a portal to Hell.

This dangerous ritual could release
all the demons and goblins of Hades
upon the awful, fuckwitted Oz
dullards who will get to enjoy
turbo-charged Apocalypse in the
here and now, and literally in the
flesh as red-hot satanic pokers are
shoved up their rings, while vile
demonic choirs screech off-key
devotional music, politicians are
seen running wild, raping babies
and then eating them.
This would give the stupid cattle
the first authentic sensations of
their dull and feeble insectoidal
lives and maybe get their moronic
attention for a moment. At least
they may have something to think
about, that is, if someone lent
them a functioning brain.

An auspicious sign for this ritual
was the recent discovery of a
gospel that makes it clear that
Judas Iscariot was the good guy,
and Jesus was only a scungy bludger
who just got out of his depth and
meddled with Lord Satan's holy
market forces.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    The story of Judas is even more interesting...

    After he dobbed in the bearded bastard of Bethlehem to the bloody Romans it is said that he hung himself from a tree.

    What can be revealed now is that it wasn't an act of contrition but in fact a secret sex magick ritual a la Michael Hutchence.

    Judas' body was seen to thrash about wildly as he hung from the noose, loud moans came from his lips, and his gigantic member swelled and throbbed with his ebbing life force. Women who watched this peverted swinger writhed in a mad frenzy of sensual delight; removing their robes they pleaded with passersby to fuck them dry.

    The sun was hidden from view as Judas Iscariot reached the climax of his death dance and his enormous pecker quivered for a last time and he died. But for those that remained there was a silver shower of life giving nectar, which coated them from head to foot. These followers swore eternal fealty to Judas' master Cthulu and so the foundation of the Australian Liberal Party was made.

    FlimFlamMan
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    As a good, god fearing christian, the Lying Rodent PM no doubt approves of the federal police using a psychic to help them investigate a purported death threat against the esteemed Suckhole of Steel. Death threats? Against the honourable John Howard PM? What is the world coming to!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Often seen in churches and places of worship, at funerals, at weddings,
    at births, lingering around prayer services, and war memorials and so
    forth, our public officials, our representatives in office, our government
    officials with their suits almost threaded on the cross and the need of
    Christ. They're christian aren't they? J.gollyWog.Howard is a christian
    isn't he, was it methodist, anglican, protestant? We have had a gutfull
    of this spawn of lucifer representing himself as a church man, a church
    goer, a good boy choirister of christ. This ugly little toad, is what he is
    a toad skin full of shit, dressed up in a suit, and tie. It would have been
    better for our eyes, that the hat wasn't still in vogue, we wouldn't have
    to put up with his bald, potato head as well.

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Definitely get Howard a hat!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    So the lying weasel and his ministerial lice front the Cole enquiry into AWB kickbacks to good old Saddam Hussein! Listen to them spout their shyster-lawyer legal bullshit as they wiggle out of yet another fucken federal government scandal. Sheeeeet! At the same time we were going to war against Saddam, these fucken bastards were paying him bribe money to buy Oz wheat!
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