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ricardo vitz has spent some time trying to label and libel chato, as an illiberal sort of chap, mightly impressed by this attack and yet it is as if water off a ducks back, chato is vitriol, the waters of fire, there is nothing that will put this raging fire out, vitz's attempts to water down the blazing inferno will only add fuel to the fire, for further attacks against all and sundry, with the exception of chato of course, we survive by the skin of our teeth, and chato wants to remind us just how thin the skin of our teeth is

Forget the troubles of this world and the next. Come sailing with me and my Pirate friends - soon on XenoxNews.

Christ! It gets worse! I heard Kim - can anybody make him just shut-up?

Georgie boy, the pink is very nice, and I'm sure you are a lovely boy. There must be a nice lady somewhere to give you some mothering.
You must realize by now that men really DO want to hurt you!

Someone is hung up BIG on homophiliacs!

On the crack pipe again?

Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.

Rick, take a valium, for godsake!

Ricky my lad, you and I both know it's not like that. Hard work? Surely you jest! No, it's all about the Dark Lord.
Ask little Johnny about his connection with the dark forces, ask him about what they do with new-born babies.
You spin a good yarn Ricky, shame there just ain't no truth in it.

It is true. Reality is awful.

That's why I use drugs.

Chato thinks the USA is a doomed shithole. Chato thinks Australia is a doomed shithole. Where is it that Chato would like to live? What people are "his" kind of people? We all know that in society there are "winners" and "losers". Winners tend to be conservative, because they are quite successful and want to keep the status quo. Losers tend to be ultra-liberal to anarchist. Why? Well, because they are poor, lazy, struggling, anti-social, runts that can't make a go of it without begging off of "the system". But, for arguments sake, lets say that USA or Australian society and government completely broke down, for whatever reason. What would happen? Would Chato and a few other anti-socials take over? I hate to inform you, but the answer is NO!. The same people who control the wealth in one government will control the wealth in another. Most people got wealthy by taking calculated risks, hard work, brains and a little luck (none of which Chato can demonstrate he has). once people attain wealth, they take a shit-load of measures to make sure that they won't lose all of it, even if the government fails. What has Chato done to make sure he will be a "top" when anarchy topples the current regime?1) stockpile automatic and semi-automatic guns and hoards of ammo? 2) have secret stashes of foreign currency, gold, platinum, palladium, silver, diamonds? 3) stockpile hard liquor, cigarettes, and medications? 4) buy some land and a cabin in a "safe" undisclosed location? Noooooo. Chato probably lives in a rat-infested appartment in an area not much different than New Orleans. Most likely when disaster hits, he will either be quickly killed or find himself living in the equivilent of a government sess-pool like the SuperDome, until he gets caught robbing the hotdog street vendor, or someone gives him a handout to upgrade to a rented single-wide trailor. Old Ricardovitz, on the other hand, will just go to wherever the disaster isn't, sit back and drink mint julips, while guarding his plantation with stratigically located firearms. "Oh, lookey over 'yander I see Chato wearing a black shirt with a big red "A" on it 'proachin my property" FIRE, BOYS.... FIRE LIKE YOU SEEN GENERAL GRANT HIMSELF!!!!! Even if he ain't no Grant, 'least it'll be good target practice.

As we know USA stands for Uncle Suck Arse. And we know who that is. The Yoo-Ess-Ay is destroying itself, and needs no extra help.
The shame of it all is that Oz has fallen under the control of the unflushable turd, and is also a doomed shithole.

Finaly, another country, besides the USofA that has the fortitude to stand up to the iranian sand-coon, burka worshipers. Now that I am thinking about it, how come no one has ever done a cartoon showing arab females wearing: - tight wet burka - burka with two tittie holes cut out - burka with "easy access" holes toward the middle with the one in the rear in arabic "for homosexual men, use anal entry" and one in front in english saying "gimmee some goo jew!" - pig-skin burka - burka with a scarlet "A" - bruka that says "gang rape me, my genetics need some up-grading".

I have it on good authority that "Janet" is actually a she-male.

So if I spend all night playing with my old chap I can get a gig at the Institute for Pubic Affairs?

I mean they let people like Janet Albrechtstein in; and all she does is twang her twat all day long.

if no-one votes for the repulsive scumsuckers they don't get re-elected.
BOYCOTT THE VOTE!

oh man Chato, that is soooo good! luv ya work Sunshine. You've got my vote if ye wants eet.

I see little difference between the reckless violence of "terrorists" and the even greater, even more catastrophic violence of the Americon "coalition of the willing" in Iraq and Israel in Gaza, West Banks, Lebanon, etc etc etc... Where are the "good guys" in these conflicts?

Sadly, Oz voters have nobody left to vote for! Time to go bush, folks!

Yes, without brains - but searching, searching...

Ruled by madmen and fanatics, this country finances 90% of world terrorism?

Lying to the UN and breaking International Nuclear Law?

You're clearly referring to the Bush Regime!

The new invincible Oz turd-for-brains SUPER-DULLARD will soon sweep all before its dull fury!
Ably led by the plucky little John Hogturd, of course.

To kill a zombie you must destroy its brain. Ah, but there's the paradox: none of Jerk Howart's gaggle of geese has a brain!

Rick, you obviously have al the answers. i suggest you head for Baghdad and try kicking some "ass" over there... I'm sure you'll be made very, very welcome.

Point sadly taken, Lordy.

Actually Chato I think that cartoon is the wrong way around. The great unwashed Ozzie public are in fact the urinal that our 70 year old PM and his Liberal mates piss into every day.

Thank the Dark Unflushable Lord that Oz is not ruled by madmen and fanatics.

As Johnny has said so often:- it's good for the real-estate boom! You have to break some eggs if you want some broken eggs.

peace, love, and understanding.

Leave none alive. Clearly, the West must exterminate every living Iranian since they overwhelmng support the policies of the Satanic Ayatollahs. Sadly, all must die. The innocents will be received in Paradise while the vast majority of the Satanic Iranian war-mongers will have the fate they richly deserve. This is what nuclear weapons are for--to rid the earth of such evil-doers.

Man-butt just don't do anything for me. I honestly don't understand how a man can find another man attractive. Do you have to guzzle drugs and get "high" before you can get all nasty with a man? For that matter, I don't see that it would be all that much fun two muff-lickers can create for themselves. I suspect that homosexuals were either born defective, i.e. with a brain dissorder that makes them sexually retarded; or they were abused to such an extent that brain damage resulted. That's the only explanation I can come up with for such unnatural behavior. I also suspect that homosexuals don't realize that they are missing a critical piece of their brain that makes them crave interaction with people of the opposite sex. Sort of like how a Down's retard don't know there's anything wrong with them.

Are we a viable democracy or simply a sham? The facts above are beyond the average voter here in the U.K yet we instinctively realised that we were being lied to and manipulated by Blair and Bush and declared our avowed resistence to it in numerous million person marches. our opinions were brushed aside in a blatant disregard. Could these people be so greedy and stupid as to be preparing the ground for something much bigger that what we have already seen. Lebanon from a military point of view is nothing more than a mopping up and sterilisation action as we secure a vital flank against the invasion of of either both Syria and or Iran. This combined action would bring to and end the two last renegade regimes of the east both of which are seen to be anti western or antidemocratic and remember in the larger scheme of things 30 years post the Iranian revolution is but a breath in the past. We are witnessing an agenda unfolding that began its weary and bloody course at least that long ago and thirty years of it still in the shadows waintg for the right time for it to be played out.. We as members of a Democracy must resist it in all it forms and relay our peaceful intent to the peoples of the mid -east. My boys don't want to die on some god forsaken battlefield in an unkown part of the Iranian desert.

Come on Ricky don't be ashamed of your secret longings! Soon you will be able to enjoy my pirate tales of lust, loving and sodomy on board the pirate ship Medusa.

It is an offer you can't refuse.

Don't forget the Madhi is coming too!

And don't forget, folks: Bush thinks "god" wants him to be President; his loony bible belt evangelistas believe the end of the world MUST happen for "Jesus" to magically reappear and turn them all into angels; and loony Jew fundamentalists believe they have the right to slaughter anyone they want to in order to conquer more real estate...

oh dear, what is the world cumming to? not allowed to blow up little airplanes, not allowed to look at pics of naked girlies.

Your both retards.

Have you seen pictures of Queen Victoria - I'm sure she had a delicious cunt. Queen Elizabeth weren't no prize, but I'm sure her cunt-hole would feel 'bout as good as any old wet pussy. In fact, raping any of those royal bitches would have been a real treat. Anyone, but a sexual retard, knows that pussy is pussy; don't make no nevermind what it's attached to. If a normal man can stick his pecker in a pussy, he will. After all, you don't fuck a face. And, even the ugliest whore looks beautiful with my cock stuffed in her mouth and my balls slapping her chin.

John is a proud example of Oz manhood. He never spilt his seed, and now look at him!

I would not risk my wurst in the shark-like maw of Condaworld Rice!

Gotta go for Vlad the Impaler!

Imagine fucking Queen Victoria?
It would be a nightmare; her all dressed in black.
What about rooting Queen Liz? I reckon her cunt would be a dessicatted cavern, filled with cobwebs and sand.

Any other Royals to root? Queen Mary of Danemark? A winsome Tassie lass with all her cunticles in working order.

Emperess Yoko Norihito of Japan? Supposedly she is a bit nutty; but if she's like the videos of Japanese women I've seen she probably wouldnt mind a bit of my goo in her gob.

I prefer cow butt myself...

If we can stop all the fighting with one blow job then, morally, there is no reason why it shouldn't be done.

As long as he washes himself, I think there is no legitimate excuse for Ms Livni not to satisfy his demands.

And if Hizbollah don't keep their side of the bargain?

Well, then we chop Nasrallah's nuts off.

"Israel will crush the world!"
Dr. Condom Rubberstein (Israel Uber Alles Society)

I advise using GST, Hogturd's GST (Glossy Silken Tresses) but you might end up a bald, and not pretty baboon.

Hy Sir please advice me how to convert my normal hair into Silky straight and bouncy hair i often use every kind of hair product but i dos`nt able of these hair.please advice me what can i do for it.. Thanks Saad Siddiq

If the Hogturd fans think this is great, wait until they experience the coming Hogturd economic collapse!

The rantings of this rabid anti-PM Howard person Chato are clogging up this sinkhole.

Can he please move to one of those free countries he loves like Iran and Hizbollah-Land. That way the majority of Aussies in Struggle St can enjoy the wealth that PM Howard has created for all of us.