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Ricardo you're a waste of bytes. Why don't you enlist and get your ass over to Baghdad so at least then you might know what you're talking about. Meanwhile, as Tony Poodle slithers off the world stage...

Remember the suppressed memo showing that Bush planned to bomb Arab TV station al-Jazeera in U.S. friendly Qatar?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16397937%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive--bush-plot-to-bomb-his-arab-ally-name_page.html

I think i've got a Maxie Walker...hang I just seen a pic of Tzippi Livni...it now has reached Dennis Lillie proportions!

What, any particular... just Bronco, or just Andrex, or what?

Is it true it reduces green house gases? I read that somewhere.

Old Lonely Leo, non-core John obeyed the biblical injunction and spilt not his seed. After a while he ran out of space under the house for the oil-drums filled with spoilt, but not spilt semen. I suggest you avoid Hellsong assemblies, as the sight of so many young, frustrated honeys could prove too much for your tendencies.
[God is the way, let us pray, not spray! Amen]

We are waiting for crippled communists and anti-war crybabies to scream"Yay!" It's what people like me live for. What we salivate for.

So, be a good leftie lemming and follow the script.

The Drug guzzling hippies and aging anarchist punks crying about how others HAVE ABANDONED THE RULE OF LAW.

Well, you better wake up you drug-guzzling hippies and anarchist cripples, laws are made by those who are in power and made to be broken by those who usurp power from the weak. Your day is over. Our's is just beginning.

For some naked vixens on the screen,
I emptied my sack of it's semen.

Now I sit alone and wonder...

Oh Lord! For what have I spilt my seed?

I watched them frolic and insert in each other,
Devices plastic, see through, and green.

But now my keyboard is wet and my hands still sticky...

Oh Lord! For what have I spilt my seed?

Amazing! Their champagne must be getting spoiled. What ever happened to "relaxed and comfortable" Australia?

Oh my gawd! Aussie troops are being SHOT AT IN IRAQ! Bring them home quick before they get hurt! Put all three of them on a plane quick smart and get the PM to pose with them in front of a camera... it'll be a (s)hit with the Maggot's moronic Liarberal constituency!

it is high time for some dumb Aussie terrorists to be slaughtered in both Iraq and Afghanistan. it will happen eventually. and when it does i will say, YAY!!!

The BOTTOMLESS HOWARD SUCKHOLE is what is finally going to suck Oz dullards to their doom.
- Ex Liberal Voter

More pro-terrorist, anti-American poppycock from the usual suspects in the leftist dominated mainstream media.

The fact is the vast majority of atrocities that occur in Iraq are due to Al Qaeda and Islamo-fascists like Muqtada Al Sadr. And it is becoming clearer all the time that the mad Mullahs of Tehran are supporting these groups, in an attempt to expand their influence in the region. Indeed it was only a week ago when some Aussie diggers were ambushed by an IED that was almost certainly built and paid for by Iran.

The question we face now is: are we going to buckle to these thugs, or are we going to finish the job for the Iraqi people?

If we listen to the likes of Rudd, Chato, and Max Gross we will certainly lose the fight against terror. Only by getting behind our brave leaders PM Howard and President Bush, who have the will to do the right thing even if it is unpopular at the time, can we hope to secure the future for our children and their offspring.

God bless,

Patriot

Like the Bush administration, the Howard government has abandoned the rule of law. Like the wahhabists, they abhore democracy and seek only to impose their will on others by any means possible.

Bullshit alert! Latest headlines: "RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT LEVEL" What a load of crap! Labor is too scared to ring the bell on this statistical pea-and-thimble trick.
- Ex Liberal Voter

when the tickerless Coward regime says it will deliver for ALL AUSTRALIANS what that actually means is you'll be looked after if you're an IGNORANT WHITE RIGHT WING CRIMINAL LIBERAL PARTY SUPPORTING WEALTHY CHRISTIAN EXTREMIST.

ha! brilliant! absolutely fucking BRILLIANT! i'll have to get one of my masterpieces up someday.

I've got a very hard horn

I need something to change my mind...

Preferably chemical and smokeable.

The truth is irrelevant, it's all a pile of lies and historical revisionism, there is nothing close to the truth, it's all in your mind.
- Bill

You're out...

Free Country Clever Country Lucky country

The Howard government are either asleep at the wheel on the greenhouse issue or have been totally seduced by the support of oil and energy companies. It is a known fact that they have conducted secret meetings ( search the web) to derail initiatives by small entrepreneurs to start green energy projects, while telling the public that they are ready to support alternative fuels. They placed a tariff on biodiesel which effectively killed it. We lag behind even small countries (Portugal and Spain) on new energy ideas, in our race to sell more coal. We cannot afford to allow any government to be this dishonest. There is new money to be made from 21st century energy ideas. We are lucky to have such enormous energy reserves and if we want to keep selling coal we should at least put a substantial part of the profits into new energy. We are falsely named 'The clever country'. -Ex lifetime liberal voter

Only twice! By my calculations it is more like three times. I always think there is something pathetic in being bribed with some of your own money. Good on yer John, you couldn't have diddled them so good without the GST!

A real shame that the massive household debt, the huge foreign debt and the always negative balance of trade won't be touched by this generosity. Enjoy the rubber cheque boys and girls, you sure won't enjoy paying for it twice.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Tossatello doles out despicable bribes and insidious lies. Beware humans, don't get sucked into vile Liberal piss & bullshit. Do not reward the rotten criminal religious nutters with your vote.

The Hicks plea bargain proves nothing. The phoney charges remain unproven and the "tribunal" process remains an obvious set-up. The gag order has no legal standing, neither here nor the US, since the "crimes" Hicks was eventually accused of did not exist in law at the time he was in Afghanistan. And whether he writes a book or not, there are plenty of other "worst of the worst" who have been released without charge who have amply described the Guantanamo gulag!

I tried reversing the word "nun" and I got "nun" - what did I expect from a nun?
- Astral Unravelling

Ricky, I don't think the politicians would allow you to take away their dole, or be made to do something constructive for it. You would have to amputate their fingers one at a time, to get them to let go their death-grip on the very lush dole and allowances that the public generously gives them. I think I will let you show me how to do it. I'll just watch from a safe distance. Anyway, I suppose it's a nice ideal to think about...

He is a false conservative who has robbed his countrymen of their self-power and preservation. If Mr. Howard were a little more devious, a little more ruthless, and quite a bit smarter, he might be worthy of being called "Hitler", but that's about all.

John Howard certainly isn't my "vision" for Australia.

As far as "miserable trash" is concerned, there is a simple set of solutions. Force them to work for their Dole. If they won't work, then let them starve peacefully in fenced in homeless camps where they don't cause any trouble. Offer them the option of organ donation for money - easy way to make lots of money without working. I'd think you would have already thunk of these things, Dr. Benway.

I am all in favour of people disarming themselves. I am all for gun-free powerlessness of most of the terrified lemmings that flood most countries. I often think on these matters as I clean my handguns. I could handle a fair few unarmed drones, but it would be a shitfight if they had guns!!! No, under no circumstances do I want to shoot it out with idiots packing heat! I want a turkey-shoot, or it's not on! Too old now for stuffing around..

My dear Ricky, you are maybe a trifle harsh on the pathetic, worthless and miserable trash who blight the planet. If not for the nanny state, where would such useless and obviously inferior creatures as stock national legislatures be granted some sort of role in society? No, John Howard and his ilk would perish if the public withdrew social support for these wretched errors of nature...

Their pain is their cripple. The State is their crutch. They demand that others "cure" their pain. Because, pain isn't fair, and if everyone doesn't have the same exact amount of pain in their lives, this demands a SOCIALIST solution.

SOCIALIST SOLUTION: Rob those who have worked hard for their successes, pleasures and joys in life so that those who are pathetic, worthless and miserable can rejoice in giving the "successful" some of their pain.

NEVER!

I will never dissarm. Nor will any of my American brothers and sisters. You gave up your right defend yourself to your State. Now, you live or die by it, but shall never have any control whatsoever over your own destiny as a people. You are slaves to your nanny-state, wholy dependent upon it for your protections.

If the State fails you, you have no recourse and can't even defend yourself or your family against a gang of thugs.

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Dan, you need to take up reading 101. Undoubtedly, you jumped to the middle of the article without reading the first crucial few sentences. Try again.

If you are an advocate for the free ownership of firearms, you will find that I am your friend. Don't shoot your friends, Dan, it isn't sporting at all.

Americans cling to their guns because of their fear of all things "different" to them and their cockeyed way of life. From the moment the pilgrims arrived in the New World they were shit scared of anything that moved... the rest is history. The rest of the world can live without America, but America cannot live without the world. Disarm and join the human race!

I have only one pistol and one bullet.

Reserved for that time when I decide to part the silver curtain.

In fact I am writing this now at work after sitting around for hours doing nothing while being paid.

To strike a blow for the revolution: spend more time for surfing the net at work for nude chicks/guys!

An Innocent Enough Inquiry

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"

"Hmmm, " he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

Dan, tell me now...are you...by any strange chance...one of them there shooting type people? I bet you score really badly at target shooting don't you. You really do know how to miss!!1 Hope you are not typical of all shooters Dan... otherwise...those outer rings are in for a bashing and we are going to see a lot of roos running around with mohawk hairstyles.

radical leftie, some of us share your pain...
- Ex Liberal Voter

Get your facts right, or dont write at all. if you are going to sling mud at firearm users, sling clean mud at them, because this stuff is full of shit.

Max don't worry, our 70 year old PM is on the case. He has just announced changes to the IR laws that will make it "fairer".

So "fairer" in fact, that he will have to spend another $50 million dollars of our money to tell us how "fairer" it is.

Hello Vin, my name is Doctor Benway and I'm here to help you. How long has this condition been tormenting you? A few weeks? Months? It's really been many years hasn't it Vin? Don't give up hope Vin, here in my Recreational Psychiatry unit there have been remarkable cures of those such as yourself Vin. Dear Vin, you must never let the stigma of mental illness drag you down. Hold your head high, be proud, and march right into my RP unit. You will not know yourself afterwards Vin. Trust me!

I think Vin should be locked in a padded cell.
- (you cannot be too careful!)

All gun owners should be rounded up, locked in the MCG, and allowed to wipe each other out.

I remember back in the time of the Great Depression, hoplophobia swept through the cardbord house shanty towns of the destitute. It was a terrible thing to see. Children would froth at the mouth and go into fatal seizures. I insist that the Federal Government collects a levy from the Oz consumers. This could be set initially at 10%, then it could be gradually increased to 90% of the prices of all goods and services. Hoplophobia taxation is one of those fair reforms that Australia needs to be able to compete on a level playing field in a diseased and globalized planet.
- John Hogturd

All together now, say "Hoplophobia". You blokes are wierd ... lol

Ricky, the very wealthy have every right to feel safe from any possibility of their victims coming after them in an armed revolt. I have noticed in my long career that the poorer people have more immediate and pressing issues to worry them. The poor folk are far more likely to have their lives destroyed by hyperactive politicians and governments. I do admit that ugly lesbians do have pathological fears of being raped by firearms, but that is nothing that Recreational Psychiatry(TM) cannot fix.

oh man when will it end???