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Digger, it will take more than him drooling over the Oz war-dead to make non-core John return from the land of the political war dead.
Even Rupert the dirty digger has failed to back our little nation-wrecking fake ANZAC. Wreath-laying, death-cult John has gone!
- Ex Liberal Voter

I have just come back from celebrating the holiest day in Australia's calender with my brave comrades. You would think that the Howard-hating latte-sippers would have the decency to refrain from their peverted rantings today, but no, XenoxNews resident bolshevik-islamo-fascist Rev Chato can't help himself. He has to attack the PM. A man who has created more wealth for Australians than ever before. A man who has stood up to terrorists and backed our mates to the hilt.

You are a disgrace.

At least I have the consolation of knowing that the tide is turning and Aussies are coming back to our Man'o'Steel and by next election, god-willing, will send loonies like Red Kev Krudd and Chato howling into the night with another election victory for PM Joh Howard.

Digger,
Cranbourne

But what about our ANZACS????

No one has ever lost a battle more bravely than them!

I just worked it out! You people are picking on John again. I don't care, I will vote for him even if they discover he has been raping babies, getting kids hooked on heroin, looting the treasury, lying about everything, and selling national secrets to our enemies. I love him!
- Doreen from Dulwich Hill

Yep, that's Ostrichlia's sad national story alright.

Haven't you seen that film where Jesus and all the other crucified criminals start singing?

Surely he could have a laugh, even if his crazy followers won't let him have a root.

If the politicians don't get us, the microbes will. There is a good chance of being bashed to death in the street these days. You may die bleeding in the gutter, or die in agony with a microbe eating your guts, but thank God you will not be dying by the bullet. That would be too quick for most lemmings. It is all for the best that they die slow, and in misery.
- We are doomed

Just go have it in someone else's country!

I have paid a lot of tax dollars for my Iraqi Oil, yet I am paying $2.84/gallon at the pump. THERE AIN'T NONE OF THAT IRAQI OIL GETTIN INTO MY TANK!

I say lets get rid of George W. Bush. We need a president who will do the following:

1. liberate the oil in Iraq from it's god forsaken people

2. make sure that no back-stabbing French-whores or Kraut-Nazis or Russian Mafia get their grubby hands on our oil.

3. Drop a bomb on France just for kicks and giggles and blame it on the Iranians.

4. Erect the largest oil rigs possible all across Iraq's oil fields and suck out every drop of oil, then ship it to America where it will be stored in huge underground tanks below Camp David.

5. Then concede to the Lemmicrats and get out of Iraq ahead of the time table laid out by Schmuck Jewmer, Nancy Pigoski, Hillary "that whore" Clinton, the Osama Obama, Al "fats" Gore, Howard Scream, Ted "old maggot-eyes" Kennedy.

6. Ah, hell, while we're at it, why not just pass a law alowing us to eradicate draft dodgers. We could invade Canada take back our draft dodgers and push over all of the indigenous Canadians to the Northern Territory and call it the "Trail of Beers". What do we need them for anyway?

That pansey-assed Bush is asleep on the job - we need some real leader who isn't afraid to take actions that are in our country's best intrest - no more pussyfooting around!

He will get his. All in due time.

Ricky, that brings a tear to the eye. As they say, the meek shall replenish the Earth - with their minerals of course. There will be a lot of composting going on soon. No intoxicated leaping, whirling and twirling in a gay Mardi Gras when you're pushing up daisies.
- Vlad (yes, the real impaler)

Fucking hippy freak! Where's my nailgun? I'll have him on a cross quicker than you can say crucifixion.
- Pastor Dick Limp (Hellsong)

A good point VW! "Occupation" is the word. We need to remember that when we are reminded of non-core John's phony war.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Maybe it was "Throw your arms round my willie" rather than "Throw your arms around me"

I've got everything someone needs if the social network that you Lemmings rely upon gets unplugged. I may not be the richest guy around, but I do have what it takes to survive. I have guns, ammo, a self-sustainable place to live without electricity, city sewer or city water. I have a case full of electric solar pannels stashed away. Not to mention precious metals for currency, seeds, food supplies, pleanty of medications, clothing, water purification tablets and filtration systems. I can hunt, camp for days on end, stay healthy and clean while all of you Lemmings fight over rat intestines, if and when you can find them.

You don't need to be independantly wealthy to survive, but you can't be a dumb-old poor slob neither.

Ye, better hope that ye don't live anywheres near I do I'nwhen the appocolypse comes. 'Cause I'll be fix'n to sing you a little song, goes something like this:
___________

This land was your land, now your land is my land
From Kalifornia, to the Jew York Island
From every forest, to the gulf stream waters
Your land now belongs to only me.

As I was marching upon every highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
Now, this land was conqured for only me;

Chorus

I've fought and conqured and I've lead my people to your footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me The Lord declared This land was made for me and mine.

Chorus

The sun shines brightly while I'm a shoot'n
The wheat fields yielding and the dust clouds blustering
The fog was lifting a voice come chanting
Slave, your land now belongs to me.

Holy toejam, Rick, you seem to imply that you are a totally self reliant, independently wealthy WINNER living in total isolation of your fellow human beans! How do you manage this great feat? Oh, I get it, you must be George W Bush!

So many bloopers in this post, hard to know where to start. But this will do: "Based on the evidence presented at the time, almost everyone assumed that there were real threats to the world with WMDs and possible alliances with a Al-Qaeda." Almost NOBODY believed this tripe and the world saw historic demo's of opposition to the Bush invasion plans. there was NO EVIDENCE just hearsay, cherry-picked "facts" and just plain old LIES. Oh, and you cannot WIN this "war", beacuse it's not war it's OCCUPATION.

Probably a bunch of illegal alien mexicans who are stealing jobs that should belong to American Citizens.

The strongest will pay thugs to FORCE the weak to provide for the strong. Now that is what winning really means. Living in opulence while the weaklings struggle to keep your wine cellar well stocked. It is not what you know, but who you know. User pays...
- John (anonymous PM)

Mark Seymour the serious actor?

Who prints the money?

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- Ex Liberal Voter

Plan C “Charlie” for Iraq: A Ten Stage Strategic Alignment Framework for Salvaging Success through Rewards, Reconciliation and Reconstruction -- 9 April 2007

After four years of liberation, the battle for Iraq is finally joined. Whether there is a “Civil War”, a “Clash of Cultures” or simply “Chaos” in Iraq, there is certainly all of the above in the US on the question of Iraq.

Cries of Yankee go home are heard in An Najaf today and cries of Yankee come home are heard in Congress, the Media and across the country.

Still nobody has a vision, or a strategic solution that we can all generally support --- whether in the US or in Iraq. But everyone is speaking up.

In the age of the “World is Flat”, where anyone’s voice can be heard, here is my fancifully serious four-year framework of where we are and a proposal for discussion for salvaging success:

1st The Spurge: (any of various mostly shrubby plants --family Euphorbiaceae, the spurge family, and especially genus Euphorbia -- that have a bitter milky juice)

In the beginning, was President Bush (the Spurge) who determined that he should avenge the sins of omission of his father and finish the job in Iraq.

2nd The Scourge: (a person or thing that applies or administers punishment)

Bush looked at Saddam Hussein and saw The Scourge -- a charter member of the Axis of Evil.

3rd The Submerge: (to cover; bury; subordinate; suppress.)

Under Saddam Hussein, the country of Iraq was drowning in tyranny and corruption, lacked freedom and was racked with fear under a dictatorship. Based on the evidence presented at the time, almost everyone assumed that there were real threats to the world with WMDs and possible alliances with a Al-Qaeda.

4th The Purge: (to put to death or otherwise eliminate undesirable or unwanted members from a political organization, government, nation, etc.)

With "Shock and Awe", Bush toppled Saddam Hussein to bring democracy and freedom to an enslaved people and to end the threat of presumed WMDs and Al-Qaeda to the rest of the world.

5th The Dirge: (a funeral song or tune, or one expressing mourning in commemoration of the dead.)

Freedom and democracy without security and prosperity soon brought the country to chaos and a mournful state of despair. Virtually everyone now sees the situation as essentially hopeless, and those who are still hopeful are no longer to be believed.

6th The Surge: (a sudden or abrupt strong increase.)

Bush determined that a change was needed and bet the farm on more security and equality and a new Hydro-carbon Law. The changing of the guard with Secretary of Defense Gates who sent General David Petraeus on a mission impossible, and the arrival Ambassador Ryan Crocker, and the arrival of additional troops and advisers met with little optimism of success. The new opposition in Congress and the Media and Citizens everywhere insisted on either benchmarks of success or withdrawal of support for a failed policy.

7th The Verge: (the limit or point beyond which something begins or occurs; brink)

With new protection from the surge particularly in Baghdad, and new hope from an Arabic speaking US Ambassador and with the support of thousands of US advisers, boundaries were formed within which to achieve local successes, similar to walls of the Green Zone. Now a revised Hydro-carbon Law is on the table for consideration by the Iraqi Parliament.

This New Oil Law, could, if properly formulated, truly benefit the Iraqi people and set the economic stage for reduced violence, greater prosperity and democratic values. In the darkest hour, Iraq could be on the verge of success. The Congress and the President both see the Oil Law as key to progress. But the Iraqis see the Oil Law, as currently formulated, as a disaster and have every incentive to wait the US out and not pass it.

8th The Splurge: (to indulge oneself in some luxury or pleasure, esp. a costly one.)

How to formulate the Oil Law to bring about success? The Americans insist that investment is needed to grow the Oil Industry with high quality and environmental controls and lack of corruption. The Iraqis see the law as ceding control in a fashion that is not the practice of any other country in the region. The chances of the Oil Law passing the 275 member Parliament, as currently conceived and formulated, are grim. Without the Oil Law being “broadly accepted”, there will be war without end. But security comes first.

The key to Plan C, “Charlie”, proposed here, is to modify the Hyrdro-carbon Law so as to distribute money, right away, both to every Iraqi Citizen, as provided for in the Constitution, and also to the Iraqi government for development. In this proposal, all citizens who sign on for the equivalent of Social Security will be paid monthly as a function of and contingent upon the decrease in violence and the increase in oil, electricity and water production. Everyone would have a stake in security and prosperity. This would lead to reinforcing democracy. A good time could be had by all.

While General Petraeus is providing security jointly with the Iraqis and Ambassador Crocker is providing strategic hope, American Advisers must work with the Iraqi Parliament to modify the Hydrocarbon Law so that existing Iraqi Money ($10 Billion now available and earmarked for Development) could prime the monthly payment-to-the-people pump. The legitimate objections of the Iraqis must be answered and a truly balanced bill enacted. With passage and with all citizens and the government getting cash spending money, literally tomorrow, there would be less to fight over. Iraq has long been a socialist country. Everyone in Iraq could be reasonably solvent and called upon to help protect, build and grow their country...and have the reasons to do it. The iRaqis would collectively throw iRocks at the iNsurgents.

9th The Urge to Merge: (to push or force along; impel with force or vigor so as to cause to combine or coalesce; unite.)

“Omnia Iraqia in tres partes divisa est” would be transformed to “ E Pluribus Unum.” The process of transformation would go from independent decentralized regions through centralization to integrated decentralized regions. With increasing security, prosperity and liberty, the different regions would be more likely to work together to increase mutual security, provide for the common defense, so that the monthly oil money would keep coming.

10th The Emerge: (to rise, as from an inferior or unfortunate state or condition.)

Against all odds and all expectations and all predictions, and through the collective actions of all, Iraq can emerge as a secure, prosperous, democratic country and victory can be snatched from the jaws of defeat. The Oil Law, properly conceived and implemented, is the keystone strategic solution for Iraq.

Goverment issue guns? A bodgy argument development here? Nobody said issue. Protection from all the other people with guns? No, protection from just a solitary killer would be enough. A bit too late for that. Who wants to rely on government to make them safe, for Christ's sake? If you want government to make you safe, go to Iraq.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Yes, all men, women and children should be issued with hand guns by the government. This way they can protect themselves from...um, all of the other people with hand guns...

Luckily, there is no actual pesky democracy to get in the way of selling the "fungible" oil. Berlin Wall came down, Baghdad Wall goes up. The many mysteries of neocon democracy.

Taxes are paid to maintain an equitable society. Anything less than that is corporate fascism ruled by an "elite" (i.e. filthy rich) minority... and judging by the extremes of imbalance in that beacon of democracy known as the USA, I would suggest that the rest of the world is quite right in rejecting that rotting example

To judge by the volume and density of Ricky's vomit of hatred and conceit, my guess he will asphixiate on his own emissions of bullshit.

I am pleased to confirm that I have this matter firmly in hand.

Shoot all smart arses in class. Make the world a better place. Survival of the fittest.

Guns are for taking to school in case you get peeved.

How much GST to pay on lack of water at %10? I'm sure the non-core Turd could get blood out of a stone.

It's not for "fucking", not for "masterbation". That's not what guns are for.

Guns are tools to be used for killing animals and people, if the need should arise. It looks like it's going to be a long hard road at re-educating the once proud and free nation of Australia. Just a few short years have turned them into mindless, brainless, but worst yet GUTTLESS zombies.

not a nanny-state socialist country. Why the hell do you think someone else must provide you with health care? Why don't you think that you are responsible for yourself, including your own health?

Where do these drug-guzzling lemmings get off crying to "the world" that someone else isn't providing enough for them. You moronic retards are pathetic.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTIST!!!! If you aren't capable of taking care of yourself, your needs, feeding yourself, AND YOUR HEALTHCARE, then friggin DIE already - keeping people like that alive is poluting our gene pool.

I am a strong proponent of Mandatory Voting for everyone, except drug addicts and convicted felons.

The penalty for not voting should be a temporary loss of citizenship and all rights that citizenship provides. If someone is a reapeate offender, then citizen rights should be permanently revoked and the offender should be forced to leave the country or become a second class citizen.

WWII brought us liberalism, unwanted imigrants, the first wave of parents who couldn't properly raise children, and then chrildren who turned into Drug-Guzzling Hippy Lemmings.

They now call them "Baby Boomers", but what they really are are Brain-Bumbling drug addicts.

"In Iraq everyone has a gun... and look what fun the Yanks are having trying to hang on to the place!"

No country can conquer another country where the citizens are armed to the teeth. From an Arab's perspective, I recon that the best defense against Western Aggression is to require every citizen to have an adequate stash of weapons and ammo.

By that same token, Western Countries need to arm themselves to the teeth against the Muslim threat and declare that Islam is an outlawed religion.

Herr Fukhead, what if your calibre is SMALL enough?
- John (anonymous PM)

The American version of democracy is an extremely bad one. If the richest, most powerful nation on earth cannot - or will not - provide its citizens with universal health care, education and - lets face it! - equiry, equality and freedom, then why should we, the rest of the world, follow the US example?

And if your calibre is large enough you can grease up your weapon and fuck it.

Just make sure its not loaded.

As this seems to be a purely Dumerican phenomenon, one can only wonder what is in the tap water over there... fluoride? mescalin? salmonella?

In Iraq everyone has a gun... and look what fun the Yanks are having trying to hang on to the place! What the Cho massacre proves is that idiots with guns are still idiots

Having neglected or ignored the issue for a decade, the Lying Rodent now advises farmers to pray for rain... I know what I'm praying for, and I'm sure to get it too!

Glad to say the rest of the world understands that Duhmerica is a hopeless basket case and nothing to be emulated. All Duhmerica knows how to do is TRY by force. It ALWAYS loses and will no doubt, after getting booted out of Iraq, sulk in myopic insulation as it used to pre WW2... Ignorance, arrogance and violence... You people are a laughing stock!

In Dumercia it is NOT compulsory to vote because everyone has a gun and if they can shoot any polly they dont like. THAT's how they vote!

He has a difference of opinion

I love the gun laws. If I am struggling at my job or am inadequate I can shoot my boss or whoever. This is the true meaning of liberty.

Who exactly is "the World", Lemmyng? Why should I be one bit concerned what "The World" thinks about Americans? Do you think "The World" is in love with White Australians? Are your people more loved than mine?

Don't deceive yourself, Lemmyng. You are every bit as hated as we Americans are, if you are of white European decent.

People love to hate and loath those that are successful, and cheer on those that are down-and-out or unsuccessful. I don't rightly know why, just human nature I guess. For example, people will spend decades trying to figure out why the crazy chink randomly murdered 36 people. They will feel sorry for him (I've already heard two students express this). They will wonder what bad things people did to him to make him that way. They will pitty him because he was bullied or taunted. They will pray for him. However, hardly anyone, other than the victims' familes, will remember the innocent that were murderd. The media could care less about what made them tick, what kind of people they were, what bad or naughty things other people did to them.

So, Lemmyng, I feel quite honored that the world does not pitty me, does not feel sorry for me, and even loaths me some. That translates into envy and jelousy, which confirms that I, and America are on the right path. The path of industriousness, the path of success, competitiveness and vigilence.

Perhaps you and Australians loath me and Americans, partly because we can have guns, can have military weapons, and you can't. The fact that any American owns firearms should be completely irrelevant to Australians or Europeans. We cannot affect those people with our guns, even if we so desired. But, it serves as a reminder to the people of Australia and the people of England that they secceeded their rights and freedom to their governments in a quest for "safety", and false relief from fear of harm. It also serves as a thorn in the side of European and Australian governemnts that the people could one day demand their guns back; could demand their rights and freedoms back from their governments. That scares them. People like me scare them. Free people like Americans scare them. That means that we Americans have not yet been stripped of all of our freedoms, and that "fear" and loathing, is really respect.