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DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Gun Control In Australia
Hello Vin, my name is Doctor Benway and I'm here to help you. How long has this condition been tormenting you? A few weeks? Months? It's really been many years hasn't it Vin? Don't give up hope Vin, here in my Recreational Psychiatry unit there have been remarkable cures of those such as yourself Vin. Dear Vin, you must never let the stigma of mental illness drag you down. Hold your head high, be proud, and march right into my RP unit. You will not know yourself afterwards Vin. Trust me!
Unregistered 19 years ago Gun Control In Australia
I think Vin should be locked in a padded cell.
- (you cannot be too careful!)
Vin 19 years ago Gun Control In Australia
All gun owners should be rounded up, locked in the MCG, and allowed to wipe each other out.
Unregistered 19 years ago Gun Control In Australia
I remember back in the time of the Great Depression, hoplophobia swept through the cardbord house shanty towns of the destitute. It was a terrible thing to see. Children would froth at the mouth and go into fatal seizures. I insist that the Federal Government collects a levy from the Oz consumers. This could be set initially at 10%, then it could be gradually increased to 90% of the prices of all goods and services. Hoplophobia taxation is one of those fair reforms that Australia needs to be able to compete on a level playing field in a diseased and globalized planet.
- John Hogturd
Carl 19 years ago Gun Control In Australia
All together now, say "Hoplophobia". You blokes are wierd ... lol
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago Gun Control In Australia
Ricky, the very wealthy have every right to feel safe from any possibility of their victims coming after them in an armed revolt. I have noticed in my long career that the poorer people have more immediate and pressing issues to worry them. The poor folk are far more likely to have their lives destroyed by hyperactive politicians and governments. I do admit that ugly lesbians do have pathological fears of being raped by firearms, but that is nothing that Recreational Psychiatry(TM) cannot fix.
radical leftie 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
oh man when will it end???
DOCTOR_BENWAY 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
Hi Ricky, hope you are fine. Sorry for my lack of attendance, it was only because I have been working on the John Howard cloning project (top secret). But I am free for a little while now. Yes, The Cure have been a wholly entertaining freak show, and I have at times enjoyed their psychotic antics. If they ever feel the need for a normal and productive life, I'm sure I could implant some electrodes. I am afraid that by now their rectums would be beyond repair - could make some interesting specimens in a jar however. They would be as interesting and have the same rich texture as a multiple fatality road smash!
Digger 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
I love the music that proclaims loud and clear the greatness of our nation.

You on the other hand are ashamed of who you are.

Digger,
Cranbourne
For I have no friends except the ones on my computer screen...who wear no clothes...and frolic on the sand...arm in arm...stiff, erect, and willing....

whoops I've made that mess again.

Yes I will vote out Mr Baldy as PM if you will be my friend.
i'd much much prefer the Socialist candidate for the French presidency Segolene Royale. Very tasty.
Unregistered 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
digger, you're a fair dinkum numbskull, the full quid. why don't you just crawl into a stinking trench and fucking die. you're just a waste of time, you're just a babbling face, you're like three sick holes that run like sores and you're a fucking waste.
DEATH TO COUNTRY AND WESTERN CRAP.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
Wipe the dust out of your eyes and look down at where your balls used to grow, and you might just see how your government castrated you when you were too busy huffing drugs.

Ain't anybody told you? You don't have the right to defend yourself anymore. John Howard is your daddy and protector now. He doesn't want you to be able to take care of yourself, bloke.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
Long live the Scots-Irish of the hill country, in all nations unite!!!!
Hairy Fuckhead, listen to me. You have a very serious problem, and you are deeply weird, but if you vote against our "fair" little national arsewipe I will call you a true and valued friend and a fine, fine, being.
- Ex Liberal Voter
Even better if she is a labia licker!

Oh the times are suiting me; a horny leso as Israeli PM and a sexually repressed Presdient Madmanahmed...
They will get together and have it off.
HAVE IT OFF!

Then all we will have to do is what for the video to be posted on the web.

Oh that will be a great day.
Wombat Willie 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
what is it with this ricardowiz bloke? is he XN's token redneck hick?
Wombat Willie 19 years ago Workplace Depredations: Germ Warfare!
it never ceases to amaze me how Aussies think they have some automatic claim on the ANZAC "legend" - almost always neglecting the New Zealand contingent - and a strip of land in a foreign country. Would we welcome a flood on flag waving, self-indulgent Japanese to commemorate their war dead?
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
I must admit I have a soft spot for some good old hillbilly music too. Check out this radio show for some of the best of bluegrass: Southern Styling on 3PBS-FM. They do web broadcasts.
Unregistered 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
Non-core John is offering to put "fairness" back into his A(rse) W(ipe) Agreements so he can slime back in, and then rescind it all, claiming non-core reasons. Fuck the cunt! The cure is as Ricky says - 9mm or 0.45...
- The Truth
I recon I could overlook her lesbianish ways. So long as she don't go lick'n girls in public and posing for photo-ops.

I'd support any woman who stands for guns for citizens and kill'n Ayrabs. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
Country Music has gone left, starting with those pre-pubescent whores, the Dixie Chiks.

Bluegrass is the only real music a true Southern boy would listen to. All that "Achey Breaky" heart man-crying, pussy whaling stank is for homosexuals and Kalifornian lesbians. All's you need is a fiddle, banjo, gitar and some mountain men to play some real music.

The Cure needs to be renamed "the AIDS INFECTION", cuz that's what it genuinely is. They go on and on about homosexuals, spreading homosexual diseases, idiots who don't know whether they are man or woman - just a bunch of Anglish and Kalifornia sickos on drugs. Must be the children of old drug-guzzling hippies.

I just pray that the next drug invented doesn't just get junkies high, but blows their head into a million fleshy bits and pieces for Dr. Benway to savor upon. Now, that would be some fantasitc weed, brother.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
The dumb fool don't even know how to hold a firearm, aim a firearm, fight with a firearm, or kill properly with a firearm!

JUST LOOK AT THE PATHETIC PICTURE!

You folks are doomed. The saddest part is that it is I, RICARDOVITZ, needs to point this out to you. You bunch of castrated sheep have long forgotten how to fight, kill, and defend yourselves. Now, you rely on your NANNY-STATE GOVERNMENT fools to do this for you.

When will Australians appoint a nanny-state ass-wiper, after toilet paper is banned?

When will Australians appoint a nanny-state stud to impregnate your women because you do not want to soil your penis with this task?

When will Australians let their nanny-state hook them up to feeding tubes to "conserve resources" and make sure that everyone is being feed equally?

When will Australians permit their nanny-state skin-grafters to reconfigure the race of their white citizens so that the out-back coons don't get so offended by their WHITENESS?

THIS IS WHAT'S IN STORE FOR YOU. - NOW DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AND TAKE BACK YOUR GUNS AND AMMO AT ALL COSTS, then worship the SECOND AMENDMENT like it is Jesus Christ himself.
Unregistered 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
I can imagine just how much "choice" non-core John really wants for poor bloody Aussies.
- Ex Liberal Voter
Digger 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
Who knew they even broke up?
They are the musical equivalent of valium.

Get some good old country music into you Leftie. Why not try listening to our Nicole's hubby? He has a great country voice.

Digger,
Cranbourne
TEX LUMBAGO 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
And he took our guns away so we can't fightback!
radical leftie 19 years ago HOWARDLAND PROMOTION
pity this image cannot be displayed on bilboards around this stupid country.
radical leftie 19 years ago RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BACK!
The Cure are embarking on another world tour and they are supposed to be touring Ausmerica around August/September.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Happy May Day, Commies
Everyone should keep a stash of various kinds of ammo - at least 10,000 rounds. Hey, you might not shoot it all, but it makes for good barter - why should I trust yen, pounds, dollars, lira, rubles, beads and seashells when I've got AMMO!

All a British Pound is good for is wiping your ass. The dollar ain't much better. But, bullets trade like comodities, and I got pleanty of them boys and girls.
Blow it out of my donut 19 years ago Happy May Day, Commies
Least we get wage rises. Heard today that the US average wage is the same as it was in 1982

Yanks the next Russia? Poor buggers. Guns and no money for ammo
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago OZ PM may be a corpse
Unregistered 19 years ago OZ PM may be a corpse
Die demon! Die! I just realized the truth. You poor Arsetralians are being pushed around by by an awful undead demon! But I have the cure. Oh yes...not one undead has ever climbed off my stake to cause the living trouble ever again. Bring him to me - but tape his awful mouth shut first. How can you Arsetralians stand the horror?
- Vlad (impaler of ugly little demons)
The plunging polls are back to what they were in early march, hardly plunging. Looks like the figures now are real, the honeymoon is over and Howard is stuffed.
agitprop 19 years ago OZ PM may be a corpse
You vote for the lying rodent, you die of thirst while the earth cooks and the PM drones his mantra: the jury is still out, the jury is still out...
Johnny Liar represents“…those who traded upon nostalgia for the past or who too rigorously defined social questions as items of profit and loss.” – Peter Ackroyd, “Dickens”, describing the Victorian-era status quo Charles Dickens opposed. That's right, you fucken dipshit Yank, I read AND I post comments on Xenox News! Back in your kennel, you rabid redneck!
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago OZ PM may be a corpse
Remember how long that Polish Pope hung around before he lost his job?

Right up until he fucking choked!

Same with ye olde Johnny; he ain't leaving until they put him in the box. And with the way the opposition is going and that gutless goo Costello they may as well make him Australia's life long el Presidente.
Sure, once you get your dole bludging arse off the couch and out to get a job.
And also once you stop listening to those emo types like Robert Smith. He is bad for your health leftie, and you know it!

Digger,
Cranbourne
Red Jim 19 years ago Happy May Day, Commies
US success is amply illustrated in the Iraq balls-up. Pleased to watch your loony leader go down the gurlgler
He's moved 2% on "the latest polls" in whcih the margin for error is 3%. This comment must be satire.
can i call you daddy, digger?
so does it make you hard supporting howard,make you feel like a man ,like your in a gang and your tough,your in with the inn crowd of right wing media,like sucking up to big business because you want to be one of them with their ,perks and golden hand shakes.wake up out of your slumber your not one of them and you never will be,and when you wake up and stop it,boom there will be another one after you,new jack w-nker,stop trying to be the guy sucking up to the rich kid cause it might rub of,all women know the guy in the passanger seat dosnt own the car
so,the silent majority,want looow productivity gains,in place of that keep profit margins by lowering wages,keep people dumb ,and bring them back to conditions,which are prevalent on that movie oliver,all economy and no society,the thing that irks me the most are ignorant, brainwashed Howard supporters who actually think they are intelligent and informed,because they listen to 2gb and like pavlovs dog get rewarded for their compliance,as a reward get told how smart they are,while the hosts use emotional anchoring techniques to sucker their audience and gain influence over them to the point,where opinion polls move less than the margin of erorr and they think it means something,obviously by the time the election comes it will be 50-50, ipick a rudd win,to end the enslavement of the australian public to big business, i for one will not be a pleb to the great beast.
Chato 19 years ago Transit Time #2
Strangely enough, I'm feeling off chick pea soup tonight...
Corrupt leaders - corrupt media - corrupt public. Too late now kids.
- Apocalypse soon
having the horn and wanking
Sicilian Chick Pea Soup 19 years ago Transit Time #2
anyone
Mr Hand-me-some-more-cash 19 years ago RUDD’S PLUNGING POLL NUMBERS: IS HE THE NEW LATHAM?
Polls have changed only because those who thought they might vote for the nice man Rudd have realised that he is also a right wing maniac and should never have been allowed to join the Labor Party.

Its true there is no Labor or Labour Party any more.

There is only greed, lust for power, corporate opportunity and corruption.

Try and name one honest MP involved in the Labor Party at federal or State level. Its impossible. It is because the Labor Party is beholden to the branch stackers - no deal - no ticket.

The ones that you are looking at have all had to make very dodgy deals to progress.

An how cashed up are these branch stackers!

The main practise at the moment getting in with the property developers.

The whole 2030/VCAT set up is a massive rubber stamp for the cash to flow and handshakes to be made all round, ay bracksy. (Note: Bracksy's new Parliamentary secretary previously appointed Tony Mokbel's business advisor to become head of a liquor industry assistance fund)

They are crook as a dogs guts.

Having ALP ruling the country at state and federal level will be a disaster for communities - property developers and gangstas will run the country (not only Victoria)


Unless they can do something about the branch stacking...but they can't.
Unregistered 19 years ago Transit Time #2
How can you see regular turd matter as truly different from an Oz PM?
- Ex Liberal Voter
Superglue or GST? Or maybe massive household debt. Foreclosures? Evictions perhaps? Maybe they can stick him together with a bit of Iraq carnage. How about foreign debt? Inflation perhaps? WorkChoices is pretty sticky...
- Ex Liberal Voter
For we both know what it really is...

Communism.


Digger,
Cranbourne

 

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