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Humanity is poisoned with this ignorant, superstitious claptrap called religion, be it christian, muslim, jewish or whatever, it's all a mental illness. there will be no progress until people snap out of this moronic nonsense. Taxing the bastards would be a fine start!

Does this missive have the imprimatur of Arch Bishop Pell

You whacked out latte-sipping lefties must be feeling a bit low now.

The Australian economy has never been better; there are more jobs and higher wages than ever before.

And who is responsible for this bountiful harvest?

PM John Winston Howard.

Already the polls are turning for the PM. You can guarantee that the next poll will show an even bigger shift towards our greatest ever PM and away from the Unions toyboy Kruddy.

Oh I am going to love this; when Kruddy has the greatest fall in opinion poll history.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Herr Fuckhead, one of these days somebody will call the fire brigade to come and hose you down. Does the hair on your palms get caught in your mouse? Can you read the big print on an eyechart? These are questions that often torment us.
- A Friend

Plainly put: God is a cunt! But luckily, it is all in the mind! (and non-core John is an abomination in the purity of that mind!)
- An Archist

Democracy is the thinnest of thin ice. I refuse to skate on it. After all, it's all in the mind...
- An Archist

I'd fuck a guy with green hair.
And a girl with no hair.
And a randy polar bear.



Fuck, i'd fuck anyhting.

That lot is just as attractive as a fatal car smash.
- Ray Tracer

Recon, the reason behind the Bush administrations protection of members of the corrupt Saudi royal family is the same one behind its business dealings with the Taliban almost up to the minute of its bombing the shit out of them in 2001: two-faced, money-grabbing, power-lust horror. I look forward to the day democracy is restored to the USA.

I prefer cuming onto Sydney... all over his sweat stained botty.

Ohhhhhuhhhhohhhh

What a mess I made on that old fella's arse.

With the deflections above I take it that after all this time there is still no explanation for the US Government approved exodus of Arabs from the country after the attack.

Nothin but pure-as-God brilliance! Can I have an "Amen" to that, Dr.?

Dr., you really have progressed way beyond the drug-experimentation phase; even past the drug-guzzling phase. You have been imbibing chemicals at a truly alarming rate - and I ain't talking about C6H12O6 nor C12H22O11 neither. What you've been ingesting has way too many Nitrogen atoms attached to it. Way too many, Dr. Benway.

This ain't no dream, Dr. I ain't no Dorothy, and you certainly ain't no Wizard. I recon I don't know about Chato - rhyms with toto, so maybe there's something there - 'spose it needs a little more exploring.

When you scoop some of that jelly-like smelly stuff from the prefrontal cortex, you ain't destroy'n anyone's reality - it all still exists, whether the poor soul can experience reality or not. I recon you still do this the old fashioned way - like what we done to poor Howard Dully. No sir, I read about a man who got fantastic results with a Dremel, a 3mm drill bit, and something that looks like a slightly bent paper clip - except it's really a 4" piece of spring steel with slight bend over the last 1/2".

Ain't you got any thoughts on this Dr. Benway? I sure hope you re keeping up to date with the latest psychiactric procedures. You know, those government hacks are always looking to yank your ticket if you ain't keeping up to date on things, Dr.

You poor stupid jerks. Ultimately there is no USA, never was any twin towers, hippies, junkies, crab lice, expanding universes, shrinking wallets, non-core promises or anything else! It's all in yer stupid friggin minds!

It was a conspiracy of truly monstrous proportion. A cabal of jewish financiers and Freemason adepts, along with some renegade Black Panthers, had insinuated themselves into Osam's inner circle.
They had a plan.
A diabolical calumnity. Be switching the godhead of money and power with fear and loathing, the Jews saw the possibility to allow their seemless takeover of world finance, eliminating any threat from the triads of China.
The Freemasons saw a way to once again regain their exalted status as top of the heap; they had fallen to such a level that the only World leader who was affiliated was one John Howard.
The Black Panthers hated whitey; always have, always will.

So, they convinvced our friend Osama who prior to 9/11 had no interest in terror, only prayer and his 15 wives. But once subjected to the teasing whispers of the fetid cabals spooks Osama's mind began to change.
Perhaps the US was the Great Satan!

And the rest they say is history. The coming apocalypse was precipitated by a ragtag bunch of hicks, hippies, and funny hat wearing freaks.

Not at all surprising, any of it! Here at the Recreational Psychiatry unit we have a motto, and it goes like this: Easy come, easy go. By that I mean we here at RP, just cut away whatever part of the brain gives the particular discomfort. Who gives a toss if anything is real? Never saw a problem I could not cut out, or electronically wash away. BTW, Doctor Chato, you and I should get together for a commercial chat - I suspect we are on much the same wavelength - if you get my drift...

It IS imaginary AND also rubber! However, no need to despair! With the arcane science fresh from the Chato Institute and the genius of The Reverend Doctor Chato, a heart-felt offering staring at a mere one hundred dollars can put you on the royal road to bliss. All contributions should be in cash and sent to: Rev. Dr. Chato, The Church of the true Science, c/- Xenoxnews, Baghdad, Iraqistan 666.

don't know nothi'n. I recon if someone has something to say of any importance they ain't gonna do any of the following"

1. make up sing-songy rhymes about it

2. put it to a tune of "achey breaky heart"

3. write about it on some obscure internet site

4. talk about rockets and balloons when they's really talking about dicks and titties

5. Put green compu-hair on it and call him "Jim".

I just say it the way it is. Nothing more, nothing less. I know who I like, who I hate, what I like, what I hate, who's ugly, who's beautiful, what's normal, and what's perverted.

If this is all too confusing for you, Docktor Benway, then I recon you really need my help. Place your sins with Jesus and your soul with me, and we'll get you rock'n an roll'n with Farmer Vincent.

I thought it was Kirribilli House Wine-Cellar Johnny who sucks the life "out of ya" for a small fee plus GST.
- Confused again

I don't know what you're driving man, but a John Howard fridge-magnet is about as reliable as one of non-core John's promises. I might trade it in for a more modern Ruddster. How about you stuff some nitro in John and run him down the quarter mile? He likes to look sporty in his little tracksuit. May as well have some fun with him, even if it blows his friggin ugly head off his block!
- Smarty from the Liberal Party

Just go ahead and top it off with 100% nitro. It ain't gona hurt ya. Git that sissy corn liquor out of there.

You drug-guzzling hippies and drunks always gotta be putt'n drugs and alcohol in everything - sucks the life out of ya.

Extremist? I'll tell you about extremist! I've put twin quad carbs and a positive displacement supercharger on my fridge-magnet, and that's after boring and stroking the sucker! Not only that, but I'm also running 50% nitromethane on top of methanol already! (fuck that sissy ethanol poof fuel)
See if those Iraqi WMD can catch me now. Ha! Ha! John's got form when it comes to non-core fridge-magnets!
- Smarty from the Liberal Party

They needed to cut the hearts out of the sacrificial victims to ensure a good crop of corn. If they picked weary old non-core John, they would have big trouble with his withered little black heart!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Patriot-II, you forgot to credit weary old John with the "welfare-to-warfare" reforms. He sure sucked some money there, but at least we are safe from Iraqistan WMD!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Yes Lordy, he can follow his victims down that filthy old creek. He better hope his canoe is not a non-core one!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Death. The only hope.

Float him off down shit creek...

Isn't it wonderful that Howard is on the way out , soon to be replaced by Labor's Kevin Rudd? It has taken Australians a little over 8 years to realize that Howard has destroyed everything good that Australians stood for. There will be no more unfair and barbaric treatment of refugees. No more exploitation of aborigines. No more warmongering with his evil mate GWB. No more unfair Industrial Relations laws. No more ignoring damage to the environment. Yes, no more Howard. I feel as ease now knowing that the Howard Coalition will be eliminated. Labor should win by such a landslide victory that when elected as PM, Kevin Rudd will be able to swiftly implement laws to bring Australia back on it's feet again and regain the good International standing that we once had with our neighbors. Ohhh....it feels sooo good.

I have a nightmare!
I have a nightmare, that one day this nation will lie down and live out the true meaning of its greed. And they will lie down and beg the globalist carpetbaggers to come and walk all over them once again. I have a nightmare, that the poor the sick and the old shall hear freedom thud as a spineless nation once again finds decency too hard. And when they hear that freedom thud, they will cry out in the words of the current Aussie spiritual: "Dead at last! Dead at last! Thank God Almighty, we are dead at last!"
- Martin

My treatments seem to be working! I always thought that an infusion of blended freshly aborted foetus would revive a demented geriatric geek in an emergency. He's looking good, but I doubt he can make it to the election though. Thank God the Howard clones are coming along! Trouble is - by the time of the election they will still be in nappies. Come to think of it, John wears nappies himself...

Too late Ricky, this big, desiccated, desert island has already been screwed by non-core John and his carpetbagger daleks! As long as Tired Old John doesn't take their footy away before the election, all is fine with the robopathic Oz wildlife (John-loving scum).
- Ex Liberal Voter

Lord, what I cold do with the biggest fattest Island on the Arse-End of the world!

Don't y'all know nothin? Both the Central/South American Pyramids, and the Egyptian Pyramids are totally religious. Pagan religious, that is.

Them little squat Aztecs and Incas used Pyramids to perform human and animal sacrifices for the purpose of insuring good crops and good fortune from their pagan gods.

The mixed-breed Egyptians used Pyramids to ensure a smooth transition from "life" to "afterlife" for the wealthy and for royalty. He who could pay the most contractors and artisians surely made it in good form to the afterlife.

Something about too much melanin in the skin must affect the size and quality of a race's brains.

That's because they are commie-loving, drug-guzzling, whoremongering, fornicating, liberals.

John Howard IS a Liberal, in every sense, and even in the classic sense. LIBERAL = LEFT! Your left-bent John Howard has stolen your rights, confiscated your firearms, continues to support programs that give money and resources to the unworthy and the lazy.

WHERE IS THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE??? Damn the lazy and unproductive to hell, and make them expamples to be shunned and ridiculed!!! Damn the Drug-guzzling lemmings to hell and make them work an honest day's work on work farms. Damn the trouble making youth to hell, and if they can't embrace academics, put them on work farms too.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR LIBERALISM TO BE ABOLISHED AND TO USHER IN A NEW ERA OF FREEDOM AND RESPONSIBILITY.

It don't make no nevermind if the man's name starts with Howard, George, Fred, Mitt, or Rudolf. We's comm'n to git ya. The days of Haji, Habibbi, Mohammed, and Yuseff are numbered. You people cain't git one bomb off, and meanwhile we keep marching against you. The future will be glorious! The future will be ours.

you talk about the ALP kow-towing to the Unions. nothing is more repulsive than an Ausmerican ambassador kow-towing to the criminal Indonesian regime in regards to the deaths of the Balibo Five. The evil Liberals take the art of grovelling to extremely new low levels. they grovel to the Indonesians because they are shit scared of them. they grovel to the Chinese because they are shit scared of them. they grovel to the American terrorists because they are shit scared of them. they grovel to the Israelis because they are shit scared of them. and they grovel to the Ausmerican punters because they are shit scared of them.

DEATH TO THE FASCIST LIBERALS

...and when they arrive in 2011, hopefully they will annihilate John Howard and his cabinet with ray guns as they prepare their election campaign, hoping, by that time, for a straight 5th term in office.

I was watching a show and it said US have far few enough forces to attack Iran. All they could do is drop cluster bombs on them.... and then wait for the subsequent hate to explode and backfire on them.

It would also put a big question mark on 30% of the world's oil. Something that the Chinese amongst other larger super powers have their eye on...

The US of Assholes will be finished if they attack Iran.

The US is the world's largest manufacturere of (illegal) cluster bomb. Its good for the US economy to drop more of these bombs, but the resultant back lash will prove the end of the so called freedom that the US citizens claim to be so fond of.

I know that most of the left are deluded, but this is ridiculous. The evidence of Iran actively funding our enemies in Iraq and Afghanistan is overwhelming. Bitter name calling will not change that fact.

To bale out on our friends in Iraq and Afghanistan now would not only embolden the Mad Mullahs and Osama, but would allow them safe haven to once again plot diabolical attacks on us. We need to strike hard against the terrorists and their supporters wherever they are. In Somalia, Lebanon, Iraq, Afghanistan, and especially in Iran. The Mad Mullahs are the lynchpin that holds international terrorism together. From Tehran Al Qaeda in Iraq is getting weapons, the Taliban money, and Hizbullah military training. Imagine if they get the nuclear weapons they have been secretly attempting to build? It is something the civilised world must stop.

Instead of cheap political point scoring the left should get behind the brave anti-terrorist leaders President Bush and PM Howard who are standing up to the Islamofascist thugs that are trying to destroy our way of life.

God bless,

Patriot

The vomit of conceit that gushes from the mouths of John w Howard and George w Bush is far more dangerous tha all the farting in the world.

I wonder if they have horney green women on that thar planet Afghanistan.

Fanatics... on both sides

What's wrong with that? He's sold me. I'll be voting for John for sure!
- Kim Bigbagofshitzly

Pea...nuts! Hot buttered pea...nuts!

Yes, John, we know you all too well... so long and thanks for all the bullsh*t

John, that's no way to develop a global warming policy!

It seems that you are scum.

"Her middle name was welcome
His was wipe.

Scum.
Scum."

Ask Ricardovitz, he will give you a blast.

Not fair! I demand equal air space. I can generate putrid gas and air pollution rivaling the worst of them! I invented the greenhouse effect!
- John H.

Hey Serge sometime I just don't feel like breathing anymore.

But you have put new air into my lungs. Maybe I could fasten my lips to their anus. Like the rest of the Modern world I can suckle on their intelligence.

Dear Dr,
The pain is due to a lack of throbbing. In my nether egions.

Oh to have the pain of knobache once more!

No, it is a deep psychic pain, I stare at the skirts in the street and my head hangs down. I smell the rosary between their legs and I know that I'll never bless a virgin again.

Help me Lord!

Worried Wes