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You crazy Howard Haters better get ready to move out of Oz for as sure as night follows day PM Howard will win the 2007 election.
Aussies don't like unelected Union officials telling them what to do, and that is being reflected in every poll which now finds voters flocking back to the Howard government.

We will be dancing in the streets when Kruddy does his conceding speech on Election night 2007!

Digger,
Cranbourne

I'm out of breath after reading that great spray! Nice one Chato!

Elvis Costello is alive and well and a far more prolific & astute musical artist than po-boy Presley - thieving the work of little-heard Black musicians - ever was.

Who would have noticed? All things grow, all things go! The formal XN proceedings were brief, strident, soggy but fruitful and the informal overnight post-pradial Summit meetings were blessed with immense kindness and generosity... Max thanks the host PKV, the guests galore, and his friends in the fish tank. Viva!

For if he did we all would have been blown skyhigh.

Also, there is nothing wrong with having an under developed brain. Intellectual bullies. Let that go back at high school and leave Ricky be.

We don't shoot each other here Ricky. The only killing we do is lynching of abos, (well we get the people most suited for that type of job to do that, the police)

Otherwise we gave up acting like savages a long time ago.

PM Coward said pray for rain and look what happened. Nine people dead and many houses and properties damaged and IT'S ALL PM COWARD'S FAULT because he told the Ausmerican punters to pray for rain. PM Coward is solely responsible for all that occurred recently in NSW. We should hang the rotten little U.S lapdog in the certre of town.

Ricky believes anything that is 'big'. Anything that appears to have a majority of followers in his area. Like the Christian Bible, or the republican party etc.

It is safe thinking this way and one can wave a flag happily thinking one is part of a winning team!! Yeeay!!! Go me!!! and my team!!! Yay!!!

Ricky is middle America. Leave him alone!

Religion makes me laugh. All those hare-brained drongos going ga-ga over ancient fairy tales. And for pissake Ricardo, get off the moonshine!

Never underestimate the simplicity of a powerful man!
Or maybe I meant: Never simplify the underestimations of a powerful man. Or ... forget it!
- Confused again (dang!)

John Howardites v. The Anarcho-Socialists?

Who will win? Who will lose? How will the Anarcho-Socialists fight? Do the John Howardites have the balls to fight?

It makes no nevermind to me - I just want front-row tickets to the Main Event.

Simple men control the destinies of rocket scientists, physicists, biologists, chemists, men like Einstine, Openheimer, Congreve, etc. They all work for simple men.

Steve Jobs was no genius - he just knew how to assemble a team of geniuses. Bill Gates is a simpleton - he knew how to steal genius and make it/them his own.

George Bush is a simple man. He runs our country - for two terms! No rocket science involved there.

Complex and inteligent people are nothing more than tools sitting in a warehouse waiting to be put to productive use by the simple man. Again, to the simple man, Anarchism is nothing more than C4 explosive sitting on a shelf at a convenience store. For a price both can be purchased, molded and administered for the simple man's objective.

Einstine never really did anything, yet he is thought of as the world's smartest man. Hitler accomplished quite a bit, yet history confirms that he was really nothing more than a simple man.

Once again, the Bible has been misinterpreted. It does not say that the "meek" shall inherit the earth. Properly translated, it commands that the simple shall inherit the earth. And it is dead-on correct. Simple people are God's Chosen people.

I study the bible each day, as i do the tora and the koran... these ancient anthologies of delusion and misinformation hang on hooks in my dunny where each page serves its only practical purpose... keeping my arsehole clean!

Yes, folks, it was a short, sharp, shocking XN Summit but by god the editorial team came up with the uncompromising goods! Using the latest hi-tech resources to link with virtual team members around the globe, this was a Summit to dismember! The unerring focus, the incisive analysis, the stimulating debate, the bruising camaraderie, the bravado, the gusto, the vodka spritzers, the beer showers, the starry, starry night, the cats and dogs and fish, the peripheral vision and peripheral damage and tantalising threat of gas explosion if a smoke had been at hand... and the never doubted outcome: the glorious, glittering prize of a bigger, better Xenox News beckoning on the horizon!

Dance with the devil; sleep with the Lord.

About time I say!

For too long Satan has frolicked with the perverted on Oxford St.

I thought that having someone's turd stuck under your foreskin or up the eye of your donger was punishment enough!
- Doreen of Dulwich Hill (save them Lord!)

You just wait until you become old, stupid, and corrupt just like John is. I don't know why you people are so cruel to Jesus-loving John. Jesus loves John, and that is good enough for me!
(although Jesus loves Kevin also - too confusing sometimes)
- Doreen of Dulwich Hill (Jesus, please help my confused mind)

I think you've left out the best bit of the Bible. Y'know the part where Jesus walked out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for 20 years.

That's my favourite part.

I saw a hungry cat around here someplace. Better stay alert, little rodents!

- Mouse 13

Simple folks is right! Fuckin simpletons! Rick even thinks having the Shrub as president is some kind of success story! Jesus mate! Bush is the worst advertisement for "the south" that i can think of! Except for maybe you Ricki! Simple fuck!

...but I sure ain't weird.

Any dummy knows that! Jesus was the Messiah. Elvis sang beautiful songs about the Messiah. If anything, Elvis was a fallen preacher. He imbibed in drugs and alcohol, permitting the devil to ruin his body and soul.

But, Elvis was forgivin for his sins. And, now he is with the Lord in all of his glory! Amen! Elvis did the Lord's work for a short while on earth, but wrestled with the devil. And sometimes the devil won, but the Lord in all of his grace and mercy forgave Elvis. Amen!

Well, it's better than Kirribilli House. They have to put Ratsak(TM) out for a giant rodent they have there. Some say it's actually a huge mutant weasel! Jesus! How would ya like to meet up with that thing in the dark? Xenox is much better - I like it here - no bloody weird weasels!
- Mouse1

Yeah, we've got the run of the place - I can hardly contain my excitement...
- Mouse2

Yoo! Hoo! Xenoxnews hippies, where are you? ... Hey, they're all pissed or stoned again! Where's that bloody stale cheese sandwich?
- Mouse1

Ricky, do you think that Elvis (Lord bless his socks!) may have been the Messiah, and we fools failed to understand? Do we get another chance? I have been crucifying anybody I can get my hands on, but none of them seem to have been the Messiah!
- Edward Gein (mummy did a real bad thing, but I dug her back up and I showed her real good!)

I didn't let one rag-head leave my country. It makes no nevermind if they's from Saudi Arabia or Fuckmonkystan.

But if'n I had my way, I'd surely make every last one of 'm leave!! Why would I wan't some Shiek-shaggin niggugly Ayrab eat'n and poop'n and polut'n the USofA with their stank? And, them Ayrabs really do hava a stank to 'em. Real bad stank. You see these people walking around a Piggly-Wiggly with rags all draped over them and dots on their head, all fat and nasty-like. They look just like a bunch of monkeys that walked in ouf of a jungle.

You Aussies have enough desert - why don't you take 'em, since you seem to love 'em so much. Keep 'em as pets, make 'em work in your factories, burn 'em in ovens - makes no nevermind to me - JUST TAKE 'EM AWAY. Thank you, Bobby.

Glad to see that you are one of us, one of the Productives.

Anyone who owns a factory and makes people work cain't be all bad. Nosiree. Getin-um off the streets and making widgets for profit, that's the Ameristralian way.

I have a dream. I have a dream that soon all parasitic politicians, land value thieves, property pimps, so-called developers, mass-immigrationist sex-pervert child-molesting Zionist multiculturalists, retarded hillbillies, media whores and fellow neo-liberal travellers will be put to productive work im my factory, or just fertilizing the soil as the Good Lord intended. No apologies intended!

God blessed the South. There cain't be no doubt about that. The Good Lord graced us with beautiful mountains, fertile soil, warm weather, pleanty of rain and virgin pure streams and rivers. We can grow the most delicious fruits, vegitables, and greens. T'aint no dusty dirty deserts 'rond hear. T'aint no desert-dwellers and sand monkeys up in these parts. T'aint no homosexual orgy-towns 'round hear.

We are simple folks who praise the Lord for all that he has given us, till the soil, keep our land for our own, and pay homage to this great land of Southern Appalachia that we claim as our Nation. Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition, and keep the freaks, fruits and hippies out. Simple rules for simple folks.

" I have a nightmare, that the poor the sick and the old shall hear freedom thud as a spineless nation once again finds decency too hard."

That might just be someone's wet dream; i.e. a sensible nation that cuts taxes, eliminates welfare, and gets their poor productive again.

Ricky, about that "one man's wet dream" comment - you weren't suggesting were you? You know, Johnny starring in someone's wet dream?! There is no God! No! Baaaaarrrrrrrrffffff!!!

Looky who's our President - George W. Bush, a Texan. Looky who was our former President - William Clinton, a good ole' boy from Arkansas. Even 'ole Commie Carter was from a peanut farm in Plains Georgia, just 'rond the corner from where I'm from.

Hot damn! We ain't await'n any longer for the South to Rise Again. I done risen, and we run the place boys and girls. Yesssireee, we are once again a Confederate Nation, just as the Founding Fathers intended.

I'm with you one hundred parcent! Your Labor party and your "Liberal" (as a left-bent commie from China-town)Party got it all wrong. And I am so glad you recognize this.

There is only one party for Australia, and it's the Shooter's Party. God gave us guns, and your dictators have ripped them from your warm hands. It's time for all good Australians to git them back!!!!

Johnny Germ wouldnt bounce if you hit him in the head with a brick... say, now we're getting somewhere!

Looks more like a tosser than a tossel

Dont worry about little ol' Rick Mrs Chu, he's just a dog turd on the boot heel of U.S. history

Seen her again today. Seems she wants to met.

Thats Pell with his gear off; he is the one on top.

And that's Tony Abbott with a green wig!

What makes you think I will vote for either Howard or Rudd? We have become almost (ALMOST!) like miserable America, a two-party dictatorship. No, I'll be having none of that corrupt nonsense!

Ricky, if are representative of the folks "down south" then it certainly explains the results of the Civil War.

Ricky, it's sin from top to bottom in this burg! A reckoning is due - ready or not! Jesus save me! (I'll settle for any help I can get)
- Ex Liberal Voter

Compliments of your Socialist Party.

Now, what exactly do you Ausie girl-lovers (apparently in the minority) do on your National Butt-Fuck day?

Ya know, there's a good reason we have National Fag-Bashing day here in the States. Nothing beats a good crack to the head to keep with a bat the queers in their closets.

One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

Lies, damn lies, and statistics. Look over there, don't look at the massive Oz debt and run-down infrastructure. Don't look at the hideous future that Johnny has built. Look over there, look anywhere, but don't eyeball the Emperor's new non-core finery. Plenty of trivia to keep the sheeple distracted. Poor Rudd! What a mess he'll pick up. I'm sure the banks and the developers will tell him what to do - just like they do with John.
- Ex Liberal Voter

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

Answer: No, not at all - you must pray for them so that they come to understand the Lord and what the Lord requires. You must pray that the world comes to understand sacrafice.

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

Answer: Your daughter is a whoremonger because that is the way you have raised her. She is but a reflection of yourself, and an abomination to the image of God. Only those that, through actions which are an abomination to the Lord, create whorelots of their daughters will be sanctioned to provide a better life for them through slavery. Then for your embrace of perversion and spreading of whoredome to the world, will burn for all eternity for your sin against humanity.

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Answer: You engage in perversion, unfavorable to the Lord, by asking a woman unwed to yourself, about such things. For this you will burn. But, for those who are married, the wife's duty is to keep her husband informed of the unclean days, and not to engage in fruitless sexual adventures during this time. Not only is it unclean, but it serves no productive purpose to engage in sexual activity with a dutiful wife during this time. The Lord despises Unproductives.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

Answer: All defeated nations are considered "neighboring nations" - this is the proper translation of the ancient hebrew. It makes no nevermind whether the defeated nation is Mexico, Canada, or Africa. In the South, we adhear to this commandment in spirit, and when the South rises again, we shall once again make Gods Law our Law.

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

Answer: No you are not. For every day that your neighbor works on the Sabbath and is not put to death by the Lord, it is proof that Our Beloved Lord is just and merciful.

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Answer: Homosexuality is clearly an abomination, as all of Sodom and Gamora were destroyed by the Lord by a precursor to AIDS on account of such perversion and unproductive activity. Regarding eating insects of the sea, the Lord protects those who listen to him by saving them from the virulant diseases that inflict these nasty water insects. If you want to be a dummy and eat raw oysters, then you take the chance of eating infected bug-shit served up by the Lord for not listening.

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Answer: Back in the day of the hebrew, there was no such thing as reading glasses. And, in front of the Lord's Altar were angry animals waiting to be sacrificed. The Lord commandement is intended to protect the blind from dangers that then-existedn in approaching his mighty Altar.

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

Answer: The hebrews mistakenly interpret this directive from the Lord. Clearly, the Lord in all of the ancient texts is obsessed with cleanliness, and will even go so far as to require that penis flesh be trimmed for purposes of clenliness. It is an abomination unto the Lord for ancient hebrews and misguided jews to permit their hair to become ratty, unclean, burly and wild. Clearly the Lord desires that men keep their beards shaven, their heads of hair cut or shaven, and women's bodies shaven as well.

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

Answer: I recon I had to study up on this one. The truth is that the ancient hebrews didn't even know what a pig was - they didn't live in that part of the world, as they were mostly living in the great forests of northern Europe. So, clearly the hebrews didn't get this one right. In fact, it is proven that their anin't even any mention of "pigs" in any of the ancient texts. We know know that the genuine translation was "camel", not pig. God just don't want you eating camel meat because this animal was more productive and useful 10 fold as a beast of burden than for food. So, the Lord was really telling the dumb hebrews to stop slaughtering their camels for food.

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

Answer: Now, you're just misquoting scripture. There ain't noth'n in there about polymers and clothing, since they didn't exist. What the Lord was trying to explain to the dumb hebrews was to stop overfarming their land - they were using bad farming practices, and the Lord needed to educate them on how it was supposed to be done.

And, like I said before, it ain't up to you to do the Lord's bidding for him - The Lord is full of mercy, and every day your horrid relatives continue to defy him is further testamony to the Lord's kindness, love and forgiveness of his people. But, the Lord has limits. He ain't about to put up with devil-arabs, and thus has lead his troops to fight against those who sing praises to the devil-allah.

For ye not know enough to know what ye is really saying. We must all pray for the ignorant and the lemming, the anarchist, and the drug guzzling hippies - which are really all one and the same.

For anarchy is just the vehicle which will lead the world to the Lord's salvation in its aftermath. Without anarchy we cannot have the Judgment Day and the resurection of our Lord.

So, we are praying for y'all.