PM appalled: "How can people be so stupid..."

Australia's Prime Mendicant John W Caligula expressed shock and alarm at realising that there are still significant numbers of voters who actually believe what he says on any given issue of substance. "How can people be so stupid", the small man of Oz politics exclaimed, pausing in kicking a struggling single mother while twisting a large pointy stick in the anal orifice of a casual employee working for peanuts. "I keep lying and people keep believing me!"

And the band played "Waltzing Matilda" while a great darkness covered the wide brown land.