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"For they sow the wind, and they reap the whirlwind"
Did I not warn you all? Did I not point out the evil one?
I will pray for you again, but I fear all is now lost...

-anti666

We always knew that Crazy old John and his geese were corrupt beyond redemption, but is it even worse than we thought? Holy, hopping, hobgoblins! It's enough to send you screaming to the nearest exorcist!

Good on yer Digger. Actually, it IS all PM Howard's fault. So glad that you reminded me.

No answers for anything except: "It is all PM Howard's fault".

If your guru Kruddy gets up I expect he will keep interest rates low, solve global warming, and bring peace to the Middle East. Otherwise he is a liar, isn't he?

Digger,
Cranbourne

Ricky, we need your help. You know who the target is. Become famous and loved among the Xenoxnews folk. Most of us are real bad shots, so the survival of humanity depends on you Ricky.

Think outside that lame box sit atop your neck for a change!

Labor is on board as well. So are all the other parties.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the Australian public. Kevin Rudd may be urging passengers to board the life boats, but John Howard is commanding them to remain on board the Titanic:
"Better to stick with the sinking ship you know than risk survival with Labor."

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad."
Will the whole nation also go mad?

The split in crazy old John's personality has widened alarmingly since the latest interest rate rise. He does not know whether he is Arthur or Martha on this matter. At any moment his horrible noggin could split into two halves, each going its own way!

That whacko George Wobbly Bush has taken a massive budget surplus and turned into a massive budget deficot and the only thing propping up the US economy is the communistic chinese politburo who have been buying up US debt. And with Awstrillia's next PM young Fudd speaking PERFECT mandarin I reckon he knows which side the global slice of whitebread is buttered... Our only hope is to trade in EUROS! oh, sorry, yanks, that would fuck you up even more... heh heh heh!

Never ceases to amaze me how these clapped out "Rebs' (who, incidently LOST the incestuous American civil war) align themselves with Israel. I mean, snake-handling, messianic, pentacostal rednex like ol' Ricardovitz cant stand Jews any more than they can stand anyone NOT LIKE THEM, so what's up? Oh right: ARMAGEDDON and the RAPTURE! It's in the bible, people, so it MUST be true!! What a bunch o whackos! Only good use for Gideon's paperback is in the outhouse... MMM, those pages sure feel soft and gentle when i wipe the shit from my arsehole... Praise the Lord... Voldemort!

Leo de Bever, chief investment officer of the Victorian Funds Management Corporation. the man responsible for investing $41 billion of the State's money has warned mum-and-dad investors to prepare for a massive sharemarket crash.
He says a dramatic downturn is inevitable as the rapid rate of investment is unsustainable, and the repercussions of the $300 billion subprime lending crisis in the US are yet to be felt fully.

It is easy to know what other people think, because they gabble like geese, sing like birds. Haven't you noticed?
They are proud of their delusions mostly.
Find your laughs a better way I suggest. Get out more perhaps.

that some people believe they know what other people think.

So many working/slave class fools delude themselves that they are middle class.
The term "middle class" was coined to mean traders or at least professionals, not ordinary toilers - even if they spend their day behind a computer monitor.

I find it amusing when people think it means that they are rich and upper class because they have voted liberal. I also find it amusing that ignorant people think that the Labor party is left wing when in fact they are only moderate right wing conservatives.

I thought the xenox news poll suggested that John had no poll or that if he did it was a very small one?

http://xenoxnews.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=NS-Polls&file=index

All the polls show that the PM is gaining on Kruddy and his Union bosses. I predict a close finish but the PM will triumph.

I'll be here on election night. Will you lefty losers?

Digger,
Cranbourne

Satan likes his boys to win, he owes them. After all, he has sucked their souls right out through their arseholes. Fair is fair. Get ready for the Church of H R Nichols - a chapter soon to be operating in your corner of Hell - high priest Petey Costello, with Pope John the Crazy as its main icon.

Read about the wonders of smegma. I feel sorry for the victims of circumsion. They've been mutilated for no good reason. Don't forget to read about the pearly penile papules!

Vote for crazy and corrupt old John, and you will have all the smegma you could ever want. That should help you in the "hard times" ahead that Johnny has made inevitable.

I'm going a sex drive

I'm gunna be a smegma collecter

Of course there is ongoing human genetic deterioration you poor misguided fools! Just look at the awful example of regression typified by the prime minister of the Australian hillbilly folk. Just awful! But typical, I'm afraid. But as Einstein (or was it Hitler?) remarked so wisely, who gives a flying fuck anyway?

Jesus! Just use your bloody eyes. Bloody galoots and confused retards are "running" the show. BTW, there is biological info showing a general fuckup in human genetics that has been accumulating for centuries. Are you blind, or just wilfully stupid like most?
I will spell it out for the dummies: T-H-E-R-E I-S N-O R-E-A-L P-R-O-G-R-E-S-S F-O-R T-H-E M-O-N-K-E-Y P-E-O-P-L-E.

That's right no degeneration. No kidding. If a form can live it's successful. Extinction is not the same thing as degeneration.

Are you serving the Howardland investors properly?
It must worry you dullards that you are not working hard enough, that you are failing to conform with your total being. Somehow the investors are not receiving the full value of your labour. That your heart does not belong to the Howardland.
Please understand that the only way for you to expiate your deep guilt, is to breed and produce the next generation of toilers for the international investors in this commercial Howardland animal farm.

Don't kid yourself, species do degenerate and the whole lot become extinct - all dead - no offspring - sorry.
Can't imagine anything worse than these creepy humans breeding forever anyhow. Nah - it's all screwed. Mutate now and avoid the rush.

There is no degeneration when it comes to Evolution. Only adaptation. If something doesn't fit to the current circumstances it dies. Some of us will probably turn it to animals again to replace the ones that are disappearing at some point. And maybe some animals will turn into people in order to survive.

So-called human evolution has created the galoot and a sub-human species known as the sports fan. It has been debated that politicians and real-estate agents belong to a degenerate and different species.
Anyhow, the whole lot are too stupid to survive their own idiocies despite their inflated hubris.

Obvious that Ricardovitz and his like need exterminating.

Fortunately for the rest of the world their policy is one of inbreeding.

Inbreds like Ricardovitz have serious genetic problems that affect their brains and bodies.

Diversification and extending the gene pool produces strong and healthy off spring.

For Ricardovitz and his saliva dribbling cousin's time is limited for their clan.

It is most likely that their reproductive organs will have already been affected by genetic defects if functional at all.

It is fortunate for the world and human evolution that racial extremist types and nationalist clan types end up exterminating themselves through their own bigotry.

Got smegma?

I have! Buckets of A-grade refined old-man
smegma such as you will never see again - at least
not on this side of the extinction of the human race
and its sub-human fellow travellers such as sports
fans. But I digress.

Here we have this fine stuff - I am not at liberty
to reveal its source, and I need a buyer.

Remember that this old-man smegma has come
from Australia's finest quisling ever.

I have! Buckets of A-grade refined old-man smegma such as you will never see again - at least not on this side of the extinction of the human race and its sub-human fellow travellers such as sports fans. But I digress.
Here we have this fine stuff - I am not at liberty to reveal its source, and I need a buyer.
Remember that this old-man smegma has come from Australia's finest quisling ever.

Surely you jest! The only things crazy old John could lead is a line of turds down a sewer.

Fall in line like a good gunless slave and follow orders!!!!

But, the Muslims need exterminat'n. Detaining Mooslims at airports is like putting a bandaid on an Ebola infested African.

What a load of latte-sipping moral equivalence nonsense. Israel, like the rest of the civilised world, is defending itself against terrorism. In fact they are our most important bulwark against muslim extremism and deserve all the support they get. Not denigration from no-hoper lefty journalists.

Turning to Election '07. Can you imagine the joy that will be on Osama's face if the chattering class favourite Kevin Rudd is elected? "I have won" the evil one will say to himself. Australia cannot allow itself to falter against terrorism. John Howard has demonstrated that he has the will to fight the war on terror. Rudd is another appeaser like the previous Labor leader Latham. Do you think he will have the guts to stand up to the Islamofascists of Tehran as they threaten the world with their quest for nuclear weapons? No. Only John Howard has the leadership to guide Australia through these troubled times.

God bless,
Patriot

Make no mistake - John's old-man smegma is the original, and the best.
Enjoy the taste of old-man smegma on your next BigJohn(TM) smegma-burger.
Watch as they squeeze old-man smegma and
flap black fungus out onto each burger
they lovingly prepare with GST and FTA.

Inspiring poetry!

You are right! John is chock-full of old-man smegma. Never seen a worse case. Filthy load of old pus, that John.
How did everyone find out?
I guess the truth always gets out eventually, but would most Aussie galoots know it?

Smegma - no matter how you spell it, John has plenty. Once you have tasted old-man smegma, you will never forget it!

hey happy. Thats my shtick your stealing there!

Grasp it, and grasp it hard my people, make the stern rod of Australia's prosperity grow larger and harder. Squeeze every last drop of nectar out of John's Horn of Plenty!

Oh I praise god as often as i can, holding him tight, tight, tighter, until his head swells up big and red and ready to erupt... there, there, THERE! Oh, thank you jesus, thank you lord, another glorious revelation, all over the keyboard!

i run my hands over his head...

i feel the roughened texture.
the fissures and the cracks.
his eyes blaze like stars...

Oh My God John

Your vision is strong and true
Your children will arise as one
Australia your future awaits
Come and grasp it hard
Pull together for the future John has promised us

Oh John! You are my Leader.
So strong and true.
A vote for you is a vote for freedom
And the country we love true.

They are all in rehab.

Where the white women at?

stop all the fightin' and a hatin'...

and get back to the lovin' and a rootin'

John, with this old-man smegma offer, you are really spoiling us!
The girls cannot talk about anything else!