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Ricky, an arrow with a sharpened cutting tip can go right through a sandbag that stops a bullet. But you knew that already.
If you want to travel light after "civilization" totally collapses, archery is probably the way to go. Ricky, if you really feel a deep compulsion to kill a lot of people, you don't need a gun. Spreading disease is probably how governments will finally do it - vaccination programs.

So, you have no problem with your Big Nanny Government keeping you as well armed as the aborigionees and indians that were quickly defeated and eradicated over 300 years ago.

Bows and Arrows.

Meanwhile, in the US, your kinfolk are alowed the dignity to defend themselves and not rely on Big Nanny to "defend" them after a crime has been committed.

Bows and Arrows. How do you carry one of those on you to insure that some gang won't slice your guts out at midnight while taking cash out of an ATM machine?

In the age of high tech weapons and rappid firing weapons, you are content to have your "legal" bow and arrow. WOW! What drugs did you have to ingest to get you pacified enough to be content with your government LETTING

Maybe China has to give permission first. I have a compound bow - and they ARE legal. Powerful, deadly - and quiet! Made out of magnesium and very light also.

Day 7 and counting - How long before Rudd gives back the guns that the previous tyrant stole?

Rudd - stonewalling on MP code of ethics - who would have thought

Digger, don't you mean "up" his arse, like you were with crazy old John What's-his-name?

The old bastard longed to go down in history... well, he did! Good riddance to rotten garbage and lets hope little Kev will do the right thing all round

I don't know about the GST on tissues but I do know that it won't be long before "honest" Kev starts the usual back-pedalling and flip-flopping that has been the hallmark of the state ALP governments. And when he does I will be on his arse.

Digger,

Cranbourne

I sure got some laughs out of "The Outcasts of Foolgarah" - Frank would get a laugh out of Howard's drubbing, I'm sure.
Sadly missed - Frank I mean, not the creep.

Digger, my consistency will be to blame everything on putrid old non-core John. He is lucky that I didn't drive a stake through his tiny black heart.

Petrol price rises.
Interest rates go up.
More illegal immigrants.

You can't blame all the wrongs of the world on John Howard now. It will be all Kruddys fault if you leftie losers are going to be consistent.

Digger,
Cranbourne

just shows how bloody wrong your thinking is mate. if i were you, id just take a big stfu pill and hope everyone forgets what a colossus wanker you are - just like howard - totally irrelevant - piss off - noone cares

Petey "Yellow Jello" Costello would probably buy your whole stock and not quibble at the price.

You have come to the right place. The only operation more bent, weird and twisted is the Liberal Party carnival of lost souls.

After eleven years of arse-licking by the John-lovers, I doubt that they could do anything else now.

A friend of mine told me it is like eating a scallop.

Is that true?

Is that a new one? I haven't been alerted about that before.

Whatever you think of non-core John, he has left us a rich legacy - I have spread some of it around the roses and they seem to be doing okay, but the weeds really love it!

I used to have issues with my stream. But now that I listen to my own body and allow myself to respond to it's needs and desires I no longer have this problem.

Would you be the same I. P. Freely who authored the classic "The Yellow Stream" and that "Kids and their Kidneys" textbook?

5 years laters?

And my prescription is still working.

I find it more interesting to gaze at the John Howard Memorial Bomb-crater Party (formerly known as the John Howard Liberal Party)
This may change, but there is every prospect of them digging the crater even deeper.

I'm with you Digger. Australia is going to the dogs now our great PM has gone.

I think it's time the two bums - Digger and crazy old John - to hit the road and perhaps discover reality.
Maybe they can become geriatric gay lovers and screw each other stupid like many of us have been screwed by the crazy little non-core Nero.

If that's all you have left Digger, you needn't bother! How about some gratuitous advice about how to run the country for the benefit of the many? No? You tories would not have a clue. You've had your 15 minutes, now it's time to fuck off!

Now, you are even worse off than under gun-banning Jonh Howard.

Welcome to "New Aslamabad", f/k/a Australia.

They were happy to bask there like filthy pigs, now their wallowing days are over and they can't drag themselves out of the filth.
Their demented little hero has put a pox on them all.

Turns out the 'Ruddslide' wasn't as big as his friends in the media made out. Everyday his majority gets smaller and smaller. In fact with solid leadership, and seeing that Labor can't run our economy, I expect the Liberal party to easily sweep back into power next election.

Digger

Cranbourne

No way! We will be onto him like a seagull onto a sick prawn. He will be up on a cross quicker than you could say GST.

Shit what a nightmare!
It means he'll have a 2nd coming!

One day you hate Kruddy, the next your doing your usual filthy diatribe against our greatest PM John Howard. Forget your lithium pills or something?

Digger,

Cranbourne

fucking fuck off digger deadshit. time for you to take a slow barbed wire canoe to your favourite place i.e Afghanistan and so's you can wind up just like 3 other dumb Ausmericans did. either there or the PooEssAy. they love your kind over there. long may you hurt.

Boy I had an erection night...

I mistook a crushed v1agra tablet for some cocaine. My nose was blocked solid all fucking night!

Your mortagages go through the roof because of Labor incompetence when it comes to our economy. Our when strikes and workplace thuggery happen again because the Union bosses will be running the country.

It took our greatest PM 11 years to make our Nation the envy of the world. I give Kruddy and his team of Union lackeys 11 months before they tear it all down.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Here is your song, deadshits:-
If you go away, as I know you will
You must tell the world to stop turning till
You return again, if you ever do
For what good is love without loving you
Can I tell you now as you turn to go
I'll be dying slowly till the next hello
If you go away, if you go away, if you go away

Now all we have to do is to get RUDD pull our troops out of IRAQ.

Gobe? Ah - GONE! Howard GONE! Got it now.
But not forgotten - we shall actively destroy his "prosperity" myth with the truth.

ha! i'm sick of Kruddy Kevin already. he's not the fucking answer that this stupid nation is searching for. fuck, when are we going to get rid of this Tintin wannabe???

Now watch Rudd get blamed for all the boondoggles and meltdowns about to be exposed

Howard's gang of crooks may have been booted from office but they have also got away with 11 and a half years of swindles and destructon. And does anyone really expect Rudd to change much of anything? if only we had a genuine LABOR PARTY!

suck on that you pissweak fuckwits. suck on that one long and hard, for at least the next dozen years you despicable losers. the annihilation has been carried out and man oh man you lot fucken deserve it. you're all fucked up and it's so fucking hilarious. Tossatello is too gutless to continue. oh what a sooky sooky la la. you brought it on yourselves. long may you U.S arselickers suffer in Opposition. never again in my lifetime do i want to see power handed back to the criminal Liberals. you deserve no fucking sympathy whatsoever. not a frigging drop. long may you and those just like you SUFFER. you had it coming to you and i hope you get more. oh man. long may Maxine haunt you. ha ha!!!

Rudd = Howard

So stop your carping

It won't be long now. Now that the commo unions have cut away the supports for the sky, it will come crashing down on all you fools who did not believe the warnings! Oh John, where are you now we need you?

Loved seeing little Johnny lose. He will go down in history as the most dishonest man in Australian politics. A racist, a liar and a thief of credit for the economic good times set up by Hawke and Keating. Howard was NOT good for the economy - he was also very luck to ride on the back of China's boom - and he squandered 11 years - Has he spent a cent on apprenticeships, training or education? Anything on telecommunications? No. Thanks to Johnny we have the slowest internet in the OECD. -When the China resources boom drys up, we will pay for your inactivity Johnny.

War crimes trial!!! I'll go for that - like a seagull diving onto a sick prawn.

Johnny's little mortgage-belt aspirationals who supported him last time, have realized their mistake - too late the fools!
The silly old blue-rinse dears will have to find another heart-throb now that Lover-Boy has gone.

The bad man is still around, a very rich bad man, keen to rewrite history and moan and groan about how people misunderstood him and didn't appreciate all his hard work... and power walks. How about arresting him for war crimes?

Sorry. I spent most of last night drunk and with some local Chinese prostitutes. Oh well, can't be right all the time!

Congratulations Rudd.

Ed.