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Fuck it; I am going to get into Bartok for a while.
Impregnate the lesbians with non-core John's sperm. They will be unpleasantly surprised when they see their adorable little meat doll! They will soon catch-on. No more lesbian IVF!
Make all the children into Howard clones and even the most desperate rapist will leave them alone. See how easy it can be?
Hey stacker

In September of this year Brumby was adamant that internal investigations into the Vic police force were best handled by the police!

Now he says that the new "Office of Police Integrity" set up for investigations into the police force prove that Victoria has adequate anti-corruption measures!

Not sure how a body whose focus is on internal police affairs can re-assure us that government and public service corruption is under control!!!

But then Brumby was emphatic that we didn't need an "Office for Police Integrity" so you might get your way yet.

However if a true independant body is assembled to look into corruption into State Government and Public Service then Brumby and a whole bunch of others are gone....so don't hold your breath.

One thing for sure Bracksy and Thwaites new that it was time to bail
before the shit hit the fan.
Alexandria Up-and-Downer 19 years ago Now that the Skidmark has gone.
In the John Howard Party we got a lot of that sort of thing. It is one of the burdens of those who are born to rule.
Cynical observer 19 years ago Scenic Tours of Hell
On reflection, that text could easily have been written by Peter Costello. Is the Captain ghost writing for tormented Liberal Party scum?
Is that your Federal Member or your State member. If you take them in your mouth you'll get much better results.
Unregistered 19 years ago Scenic Tours of Hell
Sounds like the Captain is already in Hell. It is a choice he makes. You don't have to live in the land of hungry ghosts. You can change the channel if you want to.
YUGO 19 years ago I make my own Farts
Farts are a major contributor to global warming. Improve your digestion now and we should also shoot all the cows as well.....
"..there is one problematic Bracks policy that Brumby is refusing to ditch. The new Premier, like his predecessor, says he will not countenance an independent, broad-based anti-corruption commission for Victoria...."

http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/the-lone-ranger-state/2007/12/12/1197135554001.html
Now now, Migrant Resource Centres are where MPs careers are forged in the Labor Party. You wouldn't interfere with a man getting a job now would you.
But on occasions I will take my member in hand.
Porky 19 years ago Now that the Skidmark has gone.
The pigs are already feasting.

Corruption wins its way to the top in whatever the fashion is for the day.
The only way to warn Rudd is to impale the failed old national rodent. Seeing the non-core skidmark on a sharpened stake will focus Rudd's thoughts wonderfully. We could anticipate careful behaviour from the new Emperor this time.
We would then dance around the bonfire like my people did in the old days. The pigs would also feast well.
There are some maniacs on our roads. Undoubtedly it is due to the abominable state of law and order in this country, which is totally the responsibility of the state Labor governments (just look at the latest rape controversy). It seems that to become a judge in this country you had to be a member of the Uni Labor club!

And now with PM Kruddy you can expect a flood of 'refugees' being let into our great country and given free cars and a license to cause mayhem on our roads.

Digger

Cranbourne
Give the black-fellas a good kicking, and you never know your luck. Perhaps the start of an Aboriginal Liberation Army. Now THAT would shake up the cross-waving old dears. Ask your accountants what that will do for your property values you old sweeties. Calling for crazy old John would not help you either.
there is a new doco about Muslims in Australia which talks about this subject www.muslimsinaustralia.com and there are few trailers available...
Loony Les 19 years ago Scenic Tours of Hell
you wanna translate that into english?

its like Peake on valium!
Cynical observer 19 years ago Scenic Tours of Hell
If I slit my wrists, how can I avoid extra time in Hell? I can no longer live after reading this article, is there some way to get a copy to John Howard?
I must scream, but I have no mouth...
Cynical observer 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
Yes Digger, we would not want Rudd to go bad and mad like loony John - would we?
At the first signs of creeping Howarditis, we will just have to put Rudd down. Just like a rabid dog.
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
Dig deep Digger, that "prosperity" just has to be somewhere up there in non-core John's rectum. You better hurry, it does not look like poor crazy old John is going to last much longer.
It would be a terrible shame if he went to his grave without his "prosperity" ever being found.
Digger 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
Already it seems he is ready to sell our economy down the river to satisfy the green fantasies of the EU wankers in Bali.

It has only taken two weeks for Labor to start to destroy our hard-won prosperity.

Digger,

Cranbourne
Cynical observer 19 years ago Where have all the Johns gone?
Alas, Garrett's skull lacks the flavour of the non-core arse-hole, say the John lovers.
Cynical observer 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
Rudd had better watch his step, he must have seen what the awesome power of Xenoxnews scrutiny did to crazy old John's career!
Max 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
XN is a fitting memorial for the mean, tricky and generally fcukawful Joh Horror regime... lest we forget! And now... for something completely almost exactly similar but slightly different: Der Rudd!
Howard Hater 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
Yugo, leave the pics - delete the John Howard itself. It was seen toddling around a golf course. There is every chance that the clumsy geriatric could do itself a mischief with the clubs, or get donged with a ball!
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
They are classic works of art. Even more valuable now that the prick is gone.

Look Yugo we know that you're a closet Howard-hugger. If you hate Kruddy so much why don't ya make some ugly pics of him yourself?
YUGO 19 years ago "Sheer Subway-Porn"
all the John Howard pictures...
YUGO 19 years ago Where have all the Johns gone?
Kiss that.
Cynical observer 19 years ago Where have all the Johns gone?
Having read a fair bit of wailing and gnashing of teeth from the internet John-lovers, it seems that a fair percentage of his fandom comprises Beavis and Butthead clones. These are some of the most palpably retarded and awful personalities I have ever come across. The fact that they are ignorant and inarticulate as well as vicious and cowardly just adds to the awfulness.
Well, they did not save their repellent hero, and I wonder if they paradoxically helped in his defeat.
Aussie Òz-born 19 years ago STEAMING POLL OF SHITE
John W Howard proclaimed "love me or laothe me" we all knew what he stood for and would vote accordingly... and guess what? WE DID YOU VICIOUS OLD BUNT! GOOD RIDDANCE!
Ricardowizz I reckon the Feds might have your number, chum!
Herr Fucknuckle 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
Woohoo! Where is this party at?

Here's hoping for a real Fudgeknuckle!
In a mall, demonstrating that WE THE PEOPLE will defend ourselves, will fight, will kill aggressors when threatened, will deter others from walking into crouded places and with the intent to kill harmless, unarmed citizens.

It's a lot easier to do what was done thinking "well, I'm gonna take as many as I can before I kill myself" than, "the minute I pull a firearm in a croud mall, others will be the hero by making swiss cheese out of me".

In the wild, the weak and defenseless get devoured. You better be prepared to fight to the death, otherwise you are a sitting duck for Alligators and unscrupulous duck hunters.
A Friend 19 years ago Where have all the Johns gone?
Gerard is okay - in his distraught state he has latched onto Rudd as a substitute father-figure. He reckons that Rudd is just the same as Howard, and thus lays the groundwork for future suckholing. Who cares what happens to Alan anyway?
I'm not deeply fearful of guns (not lesbian) Ricky, so I have no agenda. Do you reckon that a fire-fight in the shopping mall between the shoppers and the crazed gunman could work well?
Could you paint a scenario of how such a conflict would be run in your ideal world? I think it might make an excellent movie plot.
They guy was a convicted felon, he should have been in jail. The leftwing liberals that let him free should be executed.

This was just another example of what happens when nutty criminals bent on killing people for no reason arm themselves and law abiding citizens are prohibited from carrying firearms in public places to swiftly eradicate and deter such a threat.
Ricky I don't want to butt in, but damage and shock to a sandbag is no great threat.
BTW, have you any great insights on the latest American suicide gunner to defend the American way by blasting a pile of citizens in a shopping mall?
you shoot'in sandbags, then yer bow and arrow will work right fine. Bullets are designed for killin animals, including human animals. In fact, many bullets are designed NOT to over penetrate, to expand on impact and cause as much damage and shock to animal flesh as possible.

It ain't the penetration that kills; it's the effective delivery of shock to flesh that kills.

But, you knew that already.
Howard Hater 19 years ago How about an adorable love-John?
Do they scream when you run a pitchfork through them?
FlimFlamMan 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
...just different arse with it in it.
Cynical observer 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
I'm shocked! The ostrich was named Ozzie not Ossie. To make it even worse, he was not a REAL ostrich! Some guy named Ernie Carroll operated this dead ostrich with a hand up his arse!
But then, the last Oz PM was operated that way for eleven years...
Cynical observer 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
Why not an endearing pink ostrich for an Ostrichlian PM? Is Ossie dead? We could dust him off.
After the reign of terror from Johnny the Pig and now having to listen to Rudd's self-admiration, I would vote for Ossie - early and often!
Loony Les 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
There was something strange and alluring about a boys head on a stick
Dick 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
Oscar Oswald! Bring back Ozzie Ostrich more to the point
How can you defend yourself from yourself?
Cynical observer 19 years ago The going of the Messiah
There will not be so many jogs for the cameras now, as he slides into opulent retirement.
I want the John-lovers to pay for all of non-core John's Golden Fleece Retirement Plan. I don't want a single cent of my tax to go to the rotten old fraud.

Alice 19 years ago The going of the Messiah
Don't expect much from robo-Rudd but I didn't vote FOR anyone, I voted AGAINST Johnny Jingo, that shitstain on the bedsheet of Aussie politics. Now for some REAL justic the old bastard should be hit by a bus on one of his morning jogs!
Alice 19 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
Bring back Oscar Oswald!
Cynical observer 19 years ago The Australian Constitution
Exactly my thoughts! And to think all of this could have been easily avoided. Too late now...

 

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