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I don't know about you, but Mister Howard's old-man smegma sounds pretty good to me.

Gang Up? Too organasised! Anarchist's don't gang up on anybody. If they do then they are no longer Anarchists. Now, ain't that sompthing, Praise God.

You will be the envy of your affluent neighbourhood when you take an old-man smegma bath before your devotions to saint crazy old non-core John.
It would be hard to find a better addition to your recycled brown-water kitchen taps.

You were asked for your bank account number however you failed to submit.

There was a firm offer of 20 cents which you rejected.

Now sod off.

For the record, Ron started bullying for no good reason before he got sat on.

It appeared that he thought that people were ignoring him and that he then took it out on someone else for posting an unrelated article to his fund raising idea.

If anybody has way too much time on their hands you can go back and check it out, all the time stamps will still be there.

Farewell knobhead

There is no anarchist here, only the antichrist.

When are you going to send me money for my ad campaign you pathetic pissants? This ad is going to change the world forever!

Anarchist's don't gang up on anybody. If they do then they are no longer Anarchists.

In the world of "anarchy", what happens when all them anarchists gang up to beat the crap out of former friend and anarchist companion?

I guess the weaker anarchist cries a little and then anounces his departure. Well, that's the way it works here on cyber-space, I rekon.

Now, then, what happens if there is a secret faciast amoung all them anarchists just a pretend'in to be an anarchist. He keeps peeling off the problem anarchists until he's left with them anarchists he can control and order around. Poof, anarchy turns to faciast rule, and the world is beautiful again.

Ain't it just fine and dandy the way things work out when you are a member of the Human Race!

Sulky bastard, isn't he?

Crazy John says that twelve buckets of old-man smegma is absolutely his final offer, unless it isn't. Okay fourteen...how about twenty?

A free bucket (large) of old-man smegma to every John-loving enthusiast who votes for crazy old John.

There is something familiar about all that lot.

dear leader...

Promise me easy roots and you have my vote!

They get my vote!

it can...can...can...can...can...

Kandy

only from Assholes.

That explains the whole Deocrat party and all of their members. Same thing with Australia's Labour Party and it's Green party - hell, all of Australia's political parties are a bunch of Leftist A-holes except the Christian party and the Shooter's party.

Pay later.

If the only information we get comes from arseholes, maybe we should grow ears near them.

I can promise you that if you follow me in
my ways, I can intercede with God by
using my Jesus-on-a-stick fetish. Every
last one of you can become much richer
than each other. But we must first find the
evil ones and nail them to various bits of
wood.

Jesus wants you all to win. Trust me, it
may be more than eleven years, but drag
yourself a little further - just around the
corner...

I reckon that's what I'm here for.

PS - that's called a "sawed-off". "Sawn-off is what happens after you give your females the right to vote.

i can see all the universe.

Man. I aint never coming back out!

I can promise you that if you follow me in my ways, I can intercede with God by using my Jesus-on-a-stick fetish. Every last one of you can become much richer than each other. But we must first find the evil ones and nail them to various bits of wood.
Jesus wants you all to win. Trust me, it may be more than eleven years, but drag yourself a little further - just around the corner...

Sounds authentic to me - just the kind of thing crazy old John would do. Thank God he is not in any position where he could do some damage...

Important message from the PM to the elderly, the infirm, the sick, the disabled, and the poor:
Get out of town!

That runt Kruddy would be the most boring PM we could ever have!

he looks like your average dead shit union official with no expierence in real life. What a loser!

Mark my words, the left hand technique as an environmental policy could make all, the difference, a massive advantage to the party who announces this policy first.

Combined with the excise on tissues the policy is a win/win for the environment, and economic considerations of the voters.

All that is missing is the recycled paper link with the tissues and the game is up!

Promote left hand technique and it could also be part of John's environmental policy!

Thanks for the advice!

I'm gonna go git me self a sawn off and have it out with her!!

Thanks again for setting me straight!

Wait till that bitch eyes me walking in with the pump action!

Yep, that's him in a typical pose - except he keeps the dagger hidden. Wasn't it mad John who legislated that PI=3 because he believed God would have wanted it that way? Or did it have something to do with the GST?

Liberal crawlers, why don't you try to organize a WANK-A-THON FOR JOHN?

You ALWAYS have the right to defend yourself. It is a fundemental human right, even a greater right than your wife's right to your money, your food or her mother's vase. In fact, I'd say that your wife is a needy sort. Sounds to me like you have bigger problems, like your wife think'n everything in your house, and even your money is hers. Sounds like she may be a psycho-crazy, since she's been a planning to shoot you just to get your money for quite some time now. Gun or no gun, I think you have a few things you need to straighten out with your wife; lay a little foundation, and refresh her on the rules of the game. Now, go git to it, boy!

You ALWAYS

Mr Jones, of course you can shoot her, but only after you send a gift-wrapped John Howard to mad Islamics in Iraqistan first. You should take care that he arrives in a fit state to enjoy his new experience.

But what if I come home late having lost my bonus at the track, forget to bring back the milk and accidentally bump over her mother's old vase.

If she is a few hours before her period and comes at me with the gun can I shoot her? Will that be OK?

And you must be crap at them.

based on hormones. Just don't try to rape them, then you won't get shot.

Wow, you must be good at cryptic crosswords.

Poldy, did you mean "throw" (her in the water)

The Girl From Ipanema?

Ricky, I believe Benway is flat-out on contract work for the Liberal Party trying to keep the old bio-mechanoid Johnny running. The crazy old John seems to be having spasms, and there are all sorts of bugs in the software.

No way! To receive any benefits from your owner would be to interfere with the smooth functioning of the free market.

Do I get free dental with that?

Do the Shooter's Party have any policies or proposed controls on women carrying firearms during their pre-menstrual cycle, or will it be open slather?

has been shipped off to Iraq to do some brainal cutting on them Iraniaqs to git us some good intelligence on what they's up to. Can any of y'all anarchists verify this for me?

Work for your wage, or die. America don't need to import darkies from Africa any more - we got chink and mexican slaves. We don't call it "SLAVERY" no more. We changed the name to "FREE TRADE".

I reckon you don't rightly know about none of us, do you. The name sure shounds Jooban, don't it?

Two fair dinkum blokes that will stand up for yer rights are:

Robert Low and Michael T Hudson of the Shooter's party. Here is what they support:

1. FIREARMS

The Party asserts the right of the law-abiding citizen to own and use firearms for hunting, self-defensem, recreational purposes, and collecting. There should be no restrictions on the type of gun or ammunition capacity for law abiding citizens of Australia.

2. SELF-DEFENCE

The party supports and will promote the right of individuals, particularly women and other vulnerable people, to carry lethal or non-lethal means of personal self-defence such as mace if firearms are not an option.

3. HUNTING

The Party supports and will promote all forms of legitimate recreational hunting, including fishing.

4. RIGHTS OF ACCESS

The Party supports the right of responsible 4WD drivers to have permit-free use of appropriate beaches for recreational purposes. The Party supports free access to National parks and State Forests to all present users, including 4WD users and horse-riders, and that areas be available to shooters to take authorised game. The Party’s elected members will actively pursue legalisation of hunting of non-indigenous animal species on public lands of NSW.

5. LAW AND ORDER

The Party asserts the right of the law-abiding citizen to protect self, family and property, and to use such force as is necessary to that end.

The Party will work to establish laws directed at reduction of crime, through punishment of the criminal, and to identify and repeal laws which are unfair, repressive or unworkable.

Custodial parents should be held responsible for the criminal actions of their minor children. Juveniles convicted of heinous crimes should be named publicly in court cases.

6. VIOLENCE

The Party opposes undue emphasis on violence in television, films and video. While recognising the right of individuals to watch what they choose, the Party believes the level of emphasis on violence in visual material is linked to increased violence in the community.

7. INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS

The Party accepts that the advancement and development of the individual are paramount, and that no law should restrict or hinder those rights, unless the exercise of those rights directly interferes with the rights of others.

8. INTERVENTIONIST GOVERNMENT

The Party asserts that Government is the servant of the people. The Party is opposed to interventionist government. The Party’s policy is that any law which has no demonstrable benefit should be repealed.

9. CONSERVATION AND ENVIRONMENT

Environmental laws should be framed with regard to the greater good and not to placate a minority pressure viewpoint. All law preserving the environment should recognise the need for compromise between responsible usage and development, and preservation for future generations.

10. RURAL DEVELOPMENT

The State Government should be required to issue a Community Impact Statement before substantially altering the level of its commitment and involvement in rural areas.

The same fools who think inflation is managed by wage control will vote for the crazy old non-core loon.

Have you been implanted yet? They assure me it is the path to freedom from the earth.