It will be a dandy with a cast of thousands.
The plot?
A menage-a-trois between three of the world's most powerful men, President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard, leads to the obliteration of a nation!
Lloyd Weber, the man behind such classics as "Jesus Christ: That Hurt!" and "Pussy", is busy plowing his way through the greatest waste of paper since the Cole report to come up with his latest Broadway blockbuster.
Expect to see guns, terrorists, anal sex, and belly dancers! All to those hummable tunes Weber does so well.
Already the stars are queuing up for a role in the debut production.
Mel Gibson as Saddam Hussein
Brad Pitt as John Howard
Nicole Kidman as Jennette "Hyacinth" Howard
Token Arab as Al Zarqawi
Token Nigger as Colon Powell
and
Tom Cruise as George W Bush.
Like all things about Iraq, Weber said it should be ready to go in... "Oh I say 6 months tops."
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