Dear Ricky...When Should I Take The Law Into My Own Hands?

Dear Ricky,
Often when I am driving I feel like I am surrounded by lunatics and losers who shouldn’t be on the road. Cutting people off, slowing down traffic, and ignoring basic road courtesies; these idiots can drive the most even tempered person to the breaking point. In nearly all cases they are of foreign extraction, who have obviously gotten into our country by some illegal means. And the fact that the local constabulary are never there when you need them only adds fuel to my fire.

Surely I am within my rights to deal with these foreign fuckwits by giving them a decent thrashing? I believe it is the only way these fools will learn. In fact by administering a violent driving refresher course to these low lifes I am actually saving lives in the long term. Don’t you agree Ricky?

Former War Veteran,
Rooty Hill RSL
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    · 18 years ago
    There are some maniacs on our roads. Undoubtedly it is due to the abominable state of law and order in this country, which is totally the responsibility of the state Labor governments (just look at the latest rape controversy). It seems that to become a judge in this country you had to be a member of the Uni Labor club!

    And now with PM Kruddy you can expect a flood of 'refugees' being let into our great country and given free cars and a license to cause mayhem on our roads.

    Digger

    Cranbourne
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    · 18 years ago
    But on occasions I will take my member in hand.
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    · 18 years ago
    Now now, Migrant Resource Centres are where MPs careers are forged in the Labor Party. You wouldn't interfere with a man getting a job now would you.
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    · 18 years ago
    "..there is one problematic Bracks policy that Brumby is refusing to ditch. The new Premier, like his predecessor, says he will not countenance an independent, broad-based anti-corruption commission for Victoria...."

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/the-lone-ranger-state/2007/12/12/1197135554001.html
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    · 18 years ago
    Is that your Federal Member or your State member. If you take them in your mouth you'll get much better results.
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    · 18 years ago
    Hey stacker

    In September of this year Brumby was adamant that internal investigations into the Vic police force were best handled by the police!

    Now he says that the new "Office of Police Integrity" set up for investigations into the police force prove that Victoria has adequate anti-corruption measures!

    Not sure how a body whose focus is on internal police affairs can re-assure us that government and public service corruption is under control!!!

    But then Brumby was emphatic that we didn't need an "Office for Police Integrity" so you might get your way yet.

    However if a true independant body is assembled to look into corruption into State Government and Public Service then Brumby and a whole bunch of others are gone....so don't hold your breath.

    One thing for sure Bracksy and Thwaites new that it was time to bail
    before the shit hit the fan.
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    · 18 years ago
    Will all you Howard lovers stop making your false complaints about internal ALP politics? If you really want to make a difference why don't you and 50 of your closest relatives join the local branch.

    C/- Spring St
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    · 18 years ago
    You may be missing the point. State Premiers and their corrupt buddies have grabbed the loot and pissed-off. What do they know that you don't? What do you think is about to engulf Australia? And who do you think will be left carrying the can with silly expressions on their faces?
    Forget it - too hard - go back to the TV...
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    · 15 years ago
    All that nonsense about ALP is all well and good; but what about some words from Mr Ricardovitz?

    Has he retired from the scene or something?
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    · 15 years ago
    One thing that is clearer under Gillard is the significance of the spelling: Australian "Labor" Party.
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    · 15 years ago
    It appears Ricky never got around to answering this one. Maybe he could grace us with a reply now?
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    · 14 years ago
    Nearly a year later and that lazy hillbilly still hasn't answered. Ricky what's up mate?
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    · 14 years ago
    I ain't never seen it. I'm gonna give ya my thinkin on this.

    You sound like a big-city feller. Git out! That thar rat-infested cement waste land is burstin with filth, vile 'n sickness. Tain't no cure fer it. When yer electrikal grid goes all haywire then them folks is gonna starve 'n filth themselves into a diseased death spiral.

    We ain't got them kinda folks when you git far away from the cement filth-hole. I only git ta drivin my truck to town 'bout ever other saturday. Been drivin the same 'ol Ford F100 since 'for my daddy died - it were his truck. All steel, 'n I welded up some reinforcment 'round the frame 'n bumpers - some 'ol mexican showed me how they do this here rig fer them hoppin spick rigs down in mexico. Anywhoo, with a motor I won off some young punk 'n all that steel that 'ol truck dern't look like much but it'll slap them li'll rice-burners clear off the road.

    I ain't sayin much 'bout plates 'n whatnot - y'all is gonna do some 'tween the lines on that one. Fer the most part I dern't have no runins with folks on the big road - mind my own business, but if'n when I do, I jest smak 'em off the road - dern't go 'bout hollerin profanity. I jest let 'em know: "ain't git no insurence cuz this truck was 'round 'fore insurance.
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