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You still hanging around you deformed arse-egg? Listen bog-boy, filthy bloodsucking landlords have no rights. To have rights you need a soul. But I am first to grant land-grabbing parasites full justice. The crows can eat their eyes while they twist in the breeze - and I don't mean Chubby Checker. Some of us decent folk don't take kindly to parasites, especially if they wave Jesus-on-a-stick fetish toys.

Stop complaining Ricky.

Never heard of them.

Are these more dumb americans?

anyway, bring on the zombies, have about the same impact as a yank from the ones I met and ones i see on the tv - DAARHH DAARHH DAARHH ME ME ME YAAAH YAAHH BETCHA ME ME SEE bwah

That's all you Asstraliens ever think about. Y'all are in love with these funny folks. For the life of me, don't reckon I know why neither.

Just a few people that liked kill'in a little too much. Too much kill'in's bad for the brain. Does somethin to ya. I have this theory that when you kill a human, the dying body of the Killee gives off some kinda chemical that mushes up the brain some of the Killor. Don't reckon there's been any study done on this. Just a theory, and remember you heard it first from Ricardovitz.

I found some pictures of Aborigionies for y'all to see, and your anal-retentive Landlord here done censored them. So, now I don't have any representatives of Aussie women here on yer Astralien website.

Y'all wouldn't know a perty li'll thang - maybe that thar be the problem.

If a tenant approaches a landlord and requests a place to live, and the landlord generously lets him live there for a fee. And, then the tenant goes back on his word and doesn't pay the landlord, the landlord should be given the right to shoot the dead-beat tenant. We don't need none of this legal mumbo-jumbo-joo-joo-voo-doo.

Havent your cousins been around for a while? Go perv at your own shielas retard

"Kicked it like my wife"

Even if the property parasite is a hideous old geezer, there is always some body-part that will fetch a few dollars. When it comes to getting your money back from these vampires, you cannot afford to be without some surgical implements. We must leave all judgements to the holy market-forces, otherwise anarchy would descend.

Whooooo! Man, that's rough. No wonder why you Aussies are so messed up. Lord Forgive ye!

I guess Aussie women ain't literate enough to write anything.

Hey, what do Ausie women look like anyway? Do they mix with the Blackoriginals? Or is they nice and white? Let me have some perty pictures of Ausie women! Let's see what you folks have to brag 'bout!

So many brain-dead Chinese zombies. So few Tibetans.

Just take some simple extra precautions when skinning gay landlords - disinfectants, double gloves, full bio-hazard suit.

you is a sick sick man

I look a bit like a girl... most can't tell. I been admiring all the manly comments being made. Get's me hotter and wetter than a dike caught in a twister in New Orleans.

Just like lil Johnny!He's a septagenarian too.

We like to be called Gay.

Well if you and your Gentle tenant friend started to behave maybe there would be more of the fairer sex around here.

Hardly peace when his followers are beating innocent civilians to death. Is it?

what would you dickheads know about anything. you small minded halfwits cant even see that atleast one being on this planet talks and walks in peace.

it is ok to have a big mouth when it is not happening to you you cowards

THIS IS A F*CKING PARODY!!!! GET A LIFE!!!

Do you believe Jack has just turned 70?
Fuck the 21st century, it sucks.

I wanna go back to my 20th Century Foxes

I cain't handle the truth. The truth might just set me ablaze and git me to kill someone, like Tenant! I don't want to here how some future tenant of mine is nothin but a dirty corn-hole lickin homosexual. That ain't no truth that I want to be a part of.

I'm so sorry if I offended you in any way, Tenant. I've only tried to be hospitable to you, and some how I must have got you all riled up, tearing up in the eyes, even.

Well, Old Ricky is here to tell you "It's gonna be ok, darlin" I'll teach you how to hunt. When's I shoot the duck out of the sky, you go run and fetch it. It's a win win for everyone.

Only one thing worse than a landlord, and that is a hillbilly landlord. You know when you are in hillbilly country when you can't tell their faces from their butts, and any comment about a pig will be taken as an insult about some ape-creature's wife. Tribulated country I call these hillbilly places. God-forsaken is a polite way of saying these places are among the most horrific on the face of the planet, and only creatures with their arses and faces swapped by Mother Nature when she was drunk can enjoy living there - if they have pigs or dogs to breed with that is.

Was she a Borgia? Now there was a horny family. A family that played together and stayed together.
Oh! Lutetia! Lutetia Borgia!

your in howling horniness,

Herr Stuckknuckle

In Lutetia?

Your a cunt too.

The other day I took a fishin' trip Just me and my boat, and no Banjo lip Banjo was my guide, an old colored feller He wasn't very dark, he was a high-steppin' yeller So we launched my boat, and I cranked my motor And up to my nose came a terrible odor I looked around, tryin' to find somethin' dead But it was Banjo with his arm up, scratchin' his head Some n*g*e*s never die They just smell that way Now the more he'd scratch, the more he'd sweat And I'm here to say he was-a-chokin' me to death So we loaded up, I just couldn't go on And I coughed and I gagged, all the way home When I dropped him off, I was next to dine My nose was-a-runnin, and my eyes were-a-cryin' The smell scorched the hair right out of my nose When I got home I had to burn all my clothes Some n*g*e*s never die They just smell that way

Just 'bout anything. Bugs, worms, maggots, dogs, cats, you name it, they'll eat it. They ain't the most evolved humans around, but they are real good at survivin. That's the one thing slope-heads are good at, survivin on nothin but crickets and rodents. Gotta give credit where credit id due.

maybe if he had a shave I'd believe that old Dalai Lama. And also not wear a dress.

Cement Tenant don't know what a gun is fer. Guns is fer killing things. They's not ass toys.

Chinese pellet guns is good fer killing squirls. Meat aint' too bad, and you can make things out of their tanned fur.

Seeing as how these fine Han devil creatures skin dogs and cats alive, and have been turned into unfixable subhuman robopaths, I say that we should help them on their way to Han Hell. Their main claim to fame is how they bred themselves up into a mass of subhuman misery and make flimsy plastic love toys for hillbillies. May Mao have mercy on their cruel souls.

Chinese make the awesome Jesus-Your-Little-Butt-Buddy arse-tool for hillbilly pig-boys. I wonder how many of these failures of genetic transcription have been rushed to the witch-doctor to get trashy Chinese love-toys picked out of their stupid arses. The crucifixion one must really hurt!
Now, don't go sticking that pea-gun up your butt Ricky!

Ooh, I got the all-over fidgets on that Ricky! You've really shaken me up real bad. I got goose-bumps all over! You must think I'm one of your stupid inbred pig-boys or something.
Well, I tried to see things from your point of view skunk-dropping, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your arse. Maybe if you got one of your father-raping boyfriends to grease it up good, I could give it another try.

Nothin other than an old "butter-butt" what we call you big-talkers with big slippery-as-butter assholes. They's got a bunch of you fast-talking, cement tenants with butter-butts up thar in Jew-York.

We've got some good 'ole boys 'round here that 'lll take care of you, Tenant. Not my thang, but some of these mountain boys who still theys own shine and grow marijuana might take a real liking to a butter-butt cement tenant like you.

The Chinks don't mean us no harm. But, you Aussies better watch your backs. They's got an eye out for yer piece of dirt.

Chinks make good cheap stuff. We like cheap stuff. I got a Chink pellet rifle that shoots a .22 pellet at over 900 fps.

Fascinating to see all the lefties out and about with their love for the Dalai Lama.

Pity he is just another CIA stooge!

I reckon if the Tenant is a scared of a little wet weather, he's just a sissy boy. Ain't up to no fight'n. Aint' up to liven the good life up here on Duncan Bald. Free rent and all - and all I ask fer in 'turn is a little chit-chat with my rock-hauler friends. They's gonna teach you all ya need to know about "Crusher Run", "Grad'in & Pavin".

Tenant, how can I ease your mind that you don't need to be all scared of our rainy season. My boys will protect you real good, so longs you taken right good care of them.

Devil is all in your mind. You Jesus-sucking ladies are so weak between the ears. Quit your squealing you ignorant, shit-wallowing pig. This Jesus story was cooked up by dirty perverts so they could get at little children and rob their parents. Any God-botherers in your neck of the woods probably prefer pigs. Child-molesting sky-pilots are as welcome as a dose of yellow fever, and learn to stay away from the tenant.

I'm not stupid primate-boy. While you hillbilly warts are having out of season twisters, you won't be receiving any visits from the tenant. How about sticking a Jesus doll up your diseased butt so you won't feel too lonely waiting?

for many many years, Tenant. This line from the Devil, it ain't nothin new. We know the Devil's servant when we see him, you ain't got nothin new to tell us.

When Tibetans protest and fight for their country it is called 'brave' and no one in the west questions their right to fight.

But when Palestinians do it it is lablelled terrorism.

Yep, when the Chinks call in their bills, the Ynaks are going DOWN, baby! Oh, and where's all that sanctimonious Yank outrage about boycotting the Moscow Olympics? Oh what, Beijing got you dorks by your tiny, shrivelled balls? In the imortal words of Jim Carrey: loo-hoo-oo-ZERRRRR!

A leading economist says the Federal Government can not do anything significant to ease Australia's chronic housing stress because NWO carpetbaggers will not allow nations to halt mass-immigration from third-world pestholes.
But if the main culprits started losing money, it would be fixed immediately.

Who threw that?

The first thing for you sex and money crazed "Christians" out there to get your feeble little minds around, is the fact that the whole Jesus story is faked-up fiction. So you creeps won't get to any heaven by waving crosses, thumping bibles or going all funny when you see statues or pictures of Jesus-on-a-stick.
Must be an awful thought for you greedy pigs, that you can't get a screw or gloat over your stolen wealth after you die. Hope there is a Hell for you suckers to spend Eternity in. If you want to sample the delights of the afterlife, I can help. At least you can have a cross shoved up your arse for Easter.

I don't set my clock by these cocksucker religions Ricky, so I might disappoint you this time. Just like Jesus said - you won't know the time or the place. Just think about hanging up there on that cross. Just like your Jesus demon. We will have a real nice time one of these days Ricky. Just you and me. You will be there with tears streaming down your face - but smiling, because I want my heads smiling before they go on a stick. And me saying "Don't let this magic moment end!" - real romantic. But I guess real romantic for you, herpes-boy, is to be some fat, hairy, ugly hillbilly's wet dream.

I done gave you my address, and even some directions fer you to help you find me. I got a little cottage I'd like to rent you, Tenant. Won't even cost you much. I'll make sure it ain't nothin you can't handle. Real nice and quiet out here in the green treed mountains of North Georgia.

I even gets some visiters every now and then from town. 'couple of brothers who haul rock and gravel when they ain't growin marijuana. Real nice folks, they is. They bring me their sis to play with so's I don't git too lonely up here.

Spoke with them already. Said they's up for payin yer rent for you. Come on by, Tenant, they'd like to meet you. It's a win-win for everyone. Real nice up here on Duncan's Bald.