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I think that the dud Mr. BN deserves rather less effort than went into that. The sooner we can forget him, his colleagues, and the rodent, the better.

You got bizarre right.

Thats why you ain't heard from him - he's got a new life; a new wife. He ain't alowed to talk freely no more. In fact, he never was. He was always jsut some undercover fed opperative drummin up info on you Aussie radical left-bent, wackos. He's got files on all of them thar commie corn-whisky drunkards. That's right , boys and girls you done been spied on by one of yer own.

Skip it. The real trevails of Mr Nelson are far more bizarre than this shite.

Max hasnt posted in quite a while. I've heard a rumour that he got picked up by the feds

In Australia we look straight into the centre of the Satanic arsehole. If you want to study the inside of evil, there is no better place than Australia.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

"Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

I got that wrong - I will try again Lord Cthulhu. "R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

If this true, who needs to be exorcised? Where is the demon? In Ricky? How many Max Gross bodies are there anyway? Which one do I clear with "Tech" from The Carnival of $ouls training routines? (Formerly the Church of $uckontology TRs) Xenu sure is going to be pissed off - not speak of the unspeakable Ron!
Our Cthulhu who art in R'yleh...

if that is the case then Max must have one them teleporter devices - then again, them Arab's obviously so advanced these days it is no surprise they have forged ahead in the field of anti-matter technology.

This ain't no joke, like Mr. Gross wants everyone to think it is. He don't live nowhere near Melbourne. He's living in Yankeeville. I traced him back to the Melbourn area and then "poof" suddenly he pops up as a Yankee.

Nope. I got Mr. Gross's number and he's working for the Islamic Underworld. All you got to do is connect the dots.

You got it all wrong. Max Gross is a piss head who lives in the bush up near Derrimut.

He's an Australian. That means that he ain't got no guns, no knives, no swords, no cross-bows, no explsoives, no land, no NOTHIN!!!

The Tenant wanders the streets of Sydney eat'in garbage and drink'n left-over back-wash in bottles. If it's the Tenant's lucky day, he done found himself enough ciggarette butt tobbacco to roll hisself a smoke. If he's feelin perty, and a jonesin for some Meth, he whore's himself out to the nearest homosexual with $5.

When the Tenant is all smoked-up on Meth, he dreams of God's Land - my land, the land of the free and the beautiful.

The neocons have sent most people mad with their delusional crap about God, winners, losers, and manifest destiny. Die now, because it is bound to get even worse.

So "god" told a bunch of Hebrews they could go slaughter everyone and everything in Canaan and take it all? And now "IsraeL' has a right to exist but "Palestine" does not? This is 60 years of utter lunacy!

Don't get too cocky. Just remember that free cheese can come with a trap. Did I just say something profound?

It seems all these Xenoxnews hippies have been killed-off by Ricky or maybe Gentle Tenant. Cobwebs will be covering this place shortly.

Strange, pink, hopping animals invest in new plant and equipment as atrophied or rudimentary vestiges of dried baby bonus worship absolute darkness.
Always picking through our existing knowledge, always confused by the terror that will greet betrayal and deception, yearning for simplicity, waiting for the Howard plague of Death...

Do they "squeeze the squirrel" while they're at it?

I forgot a few: Spread disease! Destroy! Plunder! Lay waste! Invade! Swarm! Raze the crops! Pollute! Abominate! Desecrate!

Obey! Worship! Conform! Submit! Grovel! Breed! Toil! Be rotten with wanting, needing, lusting, struggling, gaining, losing, hating, stealing, lying, fearing, screaming (plus 10% GST)

In a way it's shame non-core John has gone, because the image of rodentiferous John fondling the testicles of a victim of non-core "prosperity plus GST" as he empties the wallet, is just priceless! Rudd just does not look right, but I guess he'll warm to the job.
Inflation, GST and "family values" are those gifts that just keep on giving in the post-Howardland era. Let no billionaire developer go without more enormous windfall profits...

Dont knock the meth ricky; it keeps me long and strong for days on end. I see your god and the thousand others!

the Meth. It's screwin ya up beyond all repair.

about you subhuman, breeding, robopathic locusts, is how you will die in great numbers in your own effluent.
Don't forget your baby bonuses, you pathetic, retarded lemmings.
Working harder, longer, cheaper yet? I hope so, else you could become bludgers like the best people in society.

The Lord knows that he who hath forsaken him will be the dirt slaves for them who ain't. Even the Lord's servant, Darwin, knowed it too.

"Those who beat their swords into ploughshares will plough for those who didn't".

Typo! I typed "wtih" instead of "with" - Please don't hurt me.

It's really encouraging to see how you boys can stay wtih the topic.
Focus. That's what it is - good focus.

you are the same cunt who used to boast about your ball bag banging into her chin and now you have a tizz about a few choice words?

eat me shit hillbilly boy!

Every last one of you Satan-worshipin, hell-lovin, fornicatin whoremongers are going to burn in the hot fires of Hell.

Every time you Blasphame Christ, The Lord, The Bible, or anything else Godly, is just gonna be another firey hot coal that the Lord will command Satan to cram down your throat!!!

Every time one of you whoremongers fornicates for money will condemn your children and children's children to the firey pits of hell. For, no spawn of the Lord can come forth from the belly of Satan; nor can such spawn of Satan ever be redeamed. Once you are a whore child, you are condmned to hell for all eternity. There shall be no redemption!!!! You are Satan's poisones fuel that will eventually lead to the destruction of all Evil.

Satan thinks he has the Lord fooled; and human kind wrapped up 9-ways to sideways. But he ain't. The Lord will make Satan eat more and more of his evil spawn until he is destroyed from within. This is God's Master Plan. You can either be a part of HIS plan or posion for Satan. Your choice, bubba.

I meant your a cunt. how'd ya like that ya pedantic fuck???

Just checking - did you mean "peddling" or did you mean "pedalling" Loony Les? Just come down to the station Sir, if you don't mind - you can help us with our enquiries...

It's like this guy says here, those crazy Chinese keep peddling no matter what and the ballon of inflation keeps on getting bigger.

Oh it is too much for my dear old brain...
I think I'll stick to the sticky keyboard and the fucking and loving...

Hairy Brainbarnacle

Sure can't!

I love inflation. Wanna know why? Because I own land. My land has houses on it. And, I bought my land using some old bank's cheap dollars.

When I done bought my land, I could just barely cover my bank payments. Rents was too low. Now, praise the Lord, Inflation is raining on my house crops. Ain't no one could even touch a house fer rent at two thirds what I'm a chargin. And, what I'm a chargin now is double what I was chargin a year ago.

Praise Inflation.

Now, I pay the bank off with worthless dollars. And, I charge tenants way more dollars than I ever dreamt of. Everything is just beautiful and dandy. Yesiree, boys and girls.

Hey Digger! Mate, you sure got a long tongue from slipping it up loony John's rectum, but it still can't say anything useful. Keep crawling, you pathetic worm.

You voted for Rudd out of your hatred of PM Howard. And now you turn around and complain!

You loser lefties have got a lot to learn; maybe it is time you left your parents home and found out about the real world!

Digger,

Cranbourne

At least the adverbs have gone. Who gives a f**king sideways r**t about the asterix swarms anyway?

Adverb city. Get off!

http://israels60thbirthday.com/2008/05/09/the-terror-that-begot-israel/

neither will the Palestinians!

found the hot stream of ritual hallucinogenic enema, brings us vividly back to the barren Sinai desert of the seventh century, where the Ladder Man's disciples fought their fleshly compulsions by fasting, flagellations, all-night prayers, and standing at the gate of hideous pathology. _____________________________________________ It's all in there, brother, the message of hate sent by one of Osoma's men cocerning the destruction of the US Flag, prayers and a hideous pathology for all Americans. It's a fairly complex alogrithem, and I ain't cracked it all yet, but if you have an eye for these kinda things, you can see it for what it is. Plain as day, all in black and white.

Non-core Johnny's boys just don't give up! Keep that door bolted good - they might get back in!

I don't think so Ricky, but I will check and see what I get up to when I'm not watching.

It's terrorist code. The CIA has been watchin this website for 'lil over a year now. This is how them terrorists communicate. Inbedded in that seemingly senseless pile of words are messages 'bout who the grunt terrorists will be a getting their instructions from. I ain't cracked it yet, but you can bet that them goobermental agencies have.

Thank you for your interest. No poetry generator, but Mister Random and Mister Markov Chain are somewhat culpable.

Note to production team:

Posting anonymous comments on this site does not work in Firefox. They just disappear and user is sent to home page. Need to place a warning on the submit comments page to save your comment before pressing submit coz I just lost my 20 minute post again.

If you go back and keep clicking and then get the "warning message" and then try posting something else it then works. Been like this all year.

(Works OK in Microsoft IE - only firefox and XN problem)