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If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple.

Can't see the problem. Rudd has done the job of ridding us of toxic John, so why not make them both into pet food now? Make all the political sociopaths sit up and take notice. This is a war, in case you haven't noticed.

Ain't no dumb vegataliens neither. We don't give no two bit gun-banning John no nevermind in the Confederate states. Sofar as I'm concerned, he's a damned left-bent pinko commie.

Yes but the bloody-handed zionists, neocons and enraptured christian end-worlders still love the old suckhole of steel. He'll always be welcome in dear old Alabammy!

Someone must have snuk it in, a thinking I wouldn't find it.

Anywhoo, the only right sandwich to eat 'round here is a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandich.

Here's why: We have plenty of pigs 'round here, plenty of tomatos, and plenty of letuce growed by the letuce farmers - so that's what we eat to 'uport the local economy.

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato - It's Dixie Approved and good fer ya.

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite movies - Lepus - bad-assed giant rabbits chewin and knawing on dumb Yankees.

That's right, boys and girls, yer boy's gonna be our new bitch. Told ya'll to join the Confederacy. Didn't want to listen to old Ricardovitz, now look what's happenin to you.

Join the Confederacy and git your guns back. Otherwise, you's a condemned nation, that's for sure.

I've lloked closely at his vage... I cant see anything!

Yours confusedly
Hairy Fudgeknuckle

I can see it! There is something hideous attached to the badge. Although the fine-print on the badge seems to say "I slipped it to Margaret Thatcher and she squealed like a pig!"

No, the pic looks normal to me. Howard has even parted his hair the usual way.

No can't see it....

Let's suppose Rudd wants to insert various objects up Dubya's arse in a suckholing attempt to ingratiate himself. We must remember this is the same arse that concealed all of sucking Johnny, except his feet. And his feet only hung out so that he could be extracted on special occasions to be inflicted on Aussies.

I - like many others - did not vote FOR Krudd.... we voted AGAINST the Lying Roent... and by Christ we got rid of him! Even his own electorate dumped the malicious old bastard!

Drop and give me a blow job

Big deal. I salute Dubya all the time.

Every time I wake up!

It's standing at full stretch; pointing to the sun and our world leader.

God bless George. God bless my dick. And god bliss that mess i made on the carpet.

It is sad, but all is not yet lost. When Kevvy starts complaining about it being dark up Dubya's butt, we will have a real problem once again. Soon it will be the brown bloke - Whatshisname, or Clinton's old sheila. I think it is time a few of the mega-rich were found hanging from high places, twisting gently in the breeze.

You latte-sippers must all be in a tizzy. Your super hero Kruddy has turned out to be a disappointment. Well what did you expect from a ex-public service hack?

Digger,

Cranbourne

Drop and give me twenty!

Then you would have enjoyed some Howard/Costello "Golden Showers Warm Yellow Ale" as did many brain-dead Aussies.
For a while there it was provided in copious quantities - fresh, warm, and free! Now comes the hangover!

I only drink light beer

You're all worthless and weak!

Digger, you must be confused. There was no economy after John and Petey sold it off - just a huge household debt - like a bomb-crater. Maybe you are thinking about another galaxy.

Nick was good when he was on the bad shit..or was that the good shit...well, when he was getting smacked out to the gills

Hmmmm....Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale.

"Brewed with choice malts and an extended top fermentation, Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale will improve with age, becoming more interesting and complex in flavour for up to 18 months. The results are well worth the wait! 7.5% Alc/Vol "

Once me and the boys got sooo pissed on Coopers....
I remember at one stage i feel down and sat on one of this bottles; it fucking plugged my arse!

reminds me of what my dirty ol uncle used to do me sister...make her sit on beer bottles...dirty old fucker he was.

Your anthem sounds more like the lament of all you lefties. It is well known you can only think what your told by that holy trinity of latte-sippers Pilger, Chomsky, and Max Gross.

As for the drop bears... well that looks like what is happening to the Oz economy now Rudd and his union bosses have got their hands on it.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Really?

I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.

air freight me a six pack will ya

A friend's homebrew made using a Cooper's kit, was better than the shop-bought bottled Coopers! Truly! I will have to check if he is still brewing - he is not local unfortunately [:-(].

Drop bear! Here it is:-

You must really be a Jew then Ricardovitz because what you are refusing to do is what the new testament is all about.

I prefer the image of a jealous and sneaky, Howard-like limbic system hoarding information and hiding it from the rest of the brain, which is only fed Liberal-Party propaganda.

Those sheep are bad, but nothing like as ferocious as an Aussie drop-bear. I have a pic of one of those brutes gloating over the bloody remains of its unfortunate prey. It has a jaw full of dagger-like teeth.

"What it needs to know to stay alive" I should have said. The limbic brain operates at about 400 Hz and the cortex at about 5 Hz. All sensory input is processed by the limbic system and the limbic system decides what to pass on into your conscious mind, ie your cerebral cortex. It's interesting how this happens because all 5 senses are combined into 1 stream and sometimes this gets mixed up and people hear colors or taste shapes etc etc as in synesthesia.... refer to Cytowic's book "The Man who tasted shapes"... .

This is only a start. I have many other corrupting ideas to inflict.

What next? The right-brain not knowing what the left-brain is doing? Or is it the other way?

The limbic system only tells the cerebral cortex what it needs to know.

Crap and I thought you would be happy once Howard was gone. Now you're having a go at the sheep! Leave the sheep alone. If the sheep are lost blame the shepards. It's hard to see those damn black sheep in the dark.

I don't know about the chemistry, but I cannot fault the style.

I'm so sorry, old chap, but I have some very bad news...

Deliverence? I thought I recognized him - got some teeth now, don't he.

your prayers - cept that one about loving enemies. I ain't never going to love no enemy!! That just ain't in the cards, boys and girls. I reckon I'll just have to ask Jesus for forgivness and hope he takes mercy on my soul when the time comes.

So keep your mouth's SHUT! Nick is brilliant beyond your ability to understand. If we held every mistake against every one of us ... I'm sure you have made some mistakes yourself you'd rather not have dredged up every day. Nick admits what he did, cleaned himself up and has only been creative his whole career. Yes, even when he was using.

So BUGGER OFF!

What I really want is a little John doll that screams when tortured.

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Well, got the old and bald bit right.

Your hate, judgement and prejudice is so intense ricardovitz that you are already being singed by the fires of hell.

I fear there is no hope for you. Your writings suggest that you have descended so far away from the teachings of Lord Jesus and that you show no signs of repenting your hateful manner and ways.

I pray for you to beseech the Lord for forgiveness and to begin following the 10 commandments and loving your enemies.

He is pulling your legs, otherwise it is serious research into, what?

But, boy I sure wish I was. I work hard, so's I don't have no big ol' belly neither.

Who the hell are all these folks anywhoo: Lem, Mechano, Curley....sounds like the three stooges. Y'all Aussies? Live in a little cement box in some big-city high-rise? What in tarnation do you city-slickers do in that cement jungle of yers anyway? Go, pokin around in allys and garabage cans looking for vittles? Ain't nothin but pure ugliness in Skidney and Hellbourne. Stanky old, long-haired bums, stoned out of theys heads layin in their own urine and manure.