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Are these from one of those random computer poetry generators?

Me ruv you 2 times!

Your boy Adolf is nutless and... more significant! - dead!

"Israel" will never have peace as long as it remains an occupyng force and an aparteid state.

that's just plum nasty! Maybe y'all don't git 'nough rain. Or maybe y'all is just gettin shatted on by them Chink countries. I don't know, but y'all have too much people and not enough water. Something about no water makes people look strange and ugly, I reckon.

Aussies are not real bright...

Just burst a good old Aussie sewer, and bathe in the best Chinese style here in the Lucky Country. We have toxic filth right here, and enough to go around.

My boy Adolf knows how to handle the sitiation.

I thought he was Egghead Omelette!

You dumb city slickers don't know nothin. Talkin about "pig herpes" this and that and speakin nothin but no nevermind. Ain't no pig with herpes. No such thang. What you city slickers need to fret 'bout when you go off a wanderin in our neck of the woods, ifn' you's thinkin 'bout havin a little love scene with a pig is Greazy Pig Disease. This is caused by the bacterium Staphylococcus hyicus which lives normally on the skin without causing disease. It is not known why sometimes it flares up and causes a dermatitis which oozes greasy fluid. It produces toxins which are absorbed into the system and damage the liver and kidneys. When sucking piglet, the disease is usually confined, but it can be a major problem in new gilt herds and weaned pigs. During the days immediately preceding fornicatin, the bacterium multiples profusely in the sow's vagina causin stupid folks to contract greazy pig disease.

Ricky, how are you going with that pig herpes in your mouth? No way I would ever tongue-kiss a pig - no matter how sweet-natured I might think it is. Did you spread it to your boyfriend's or your father's arse? Oral pig-herpes can infect hill-folk arse as well.

Where my white skinned brothers in arms will soon be formulatin a new land: New Dixie.

All Hail New Dixie!

Onde e Ricardovitz?

My whole life in one sentence:

'I was violently jerked awake.'

Now I have to go back to the cellar.

Living&Loving in the family,

Hairy Fudgedarsehole

YOUR RENT IS DUE!!!!!!

PAY YOUR RENT.

YOU'RE LATE WITH THE RENT.

PAY YOUR RENT.

THREE MORE DAYS.

AND THEN YOU GET EVICTED!!!!!!
AND THEN I GET EVERYTHANG YOU GOT, 'CLUDIN YER WIFE, GIRLFRIEND, AND DAUGHTERS. THEY'S ALL MINE.

So, how about showing the real alien face behind your human mask, mister "no aliens" from God knows what galaxy? Where are your bases concealed, you ungodly green thing from an alien Hell? I can see through your black magic from outer space, and I know all about you shape-shifting reptiloids and your buddies. Humans will never bend the knee to creatures that have no knees. You will collect no tribute from us. We will castrate the traitor politicians who sold-out - then we'll come for you lot.

They cain't git here, you nutty fools. We's 'bout a 1000 year space ride from the nearest planet outside our own solar system. Ain't no bug-eyed, skinny greys driven no rocket ship for 1000 years to see a bunch of lesser animals squirt'n and fartin all over themselves.

And, if a bunch of bug-eyed greys did take a 1000 year rocket ride to visit us, they ain't conspiricying with the likes of Rudd or other pinko-commies to take over the world. Most likely what the bug-eyeds would do is take one look at the monkey-coons, or aborigionees or slant-eyeds and say "this ain't no class-A timeshare resort like the brochours said" go git their lawier and sue the crap out of the outfit that sold them the bunk tour.

Nor is they gonna bother commin to Dixie or Yankeeland 'cause we don't even want funny lookin wetbacks in our countries - why the hell is we gonna let bug-eyed darkies 'cross our border - just more of the same crap we's tryin to git rid of.

There is something there. I don't know what it is, but it's there. A rich tapestry of the most unforgetable items that I ever forget or could not really remember. Creates a deep longing for something or other - unless it doesn't...

Alien invaders and the appearance of UFOs are a manifestation of a perceptual region, and are nothing like what is conventionally interpreted as a collection of hard and fast flying steel tin plates, nor little greeen men. (regardless of their size)

The UFO phenomena is here to remind us that science has lost its way.

The UFO phenomenon/energy defies logic; pointing the way to the future of mankind where the imagination is reality and matter less tangible.

White Folks, we really need to get together, here and Dixify that thar Australia of yours. We need to lay down them swords and then pick up some guns and git to revolutionizing New Dixie.

The Koreans are a commin fer ya. And, they meant to murder yer gall and yer kin folks too.

that makes you want to start a fire or somthin. Cleanse the spirit! Burn a Cross and proclaim your love fer your white neighbor's Dixie love'n daughter. Praise God, Amen!

Ricky, this place is the end-of-the-road for those too strange and lost to fit either the Howardian or Ruddstian procrustian beds that society offers. Those who blunder upon this forum have entered the Twilight Zone or have purchased a ticket on a Ghost-train ride to the Carnival of Souls...

Sittin in some Australian nut-house. I think I done found my way on this here forum that is really only meant for sanitarium patients and preverted dope-dispensors.

Not a chance!

Do you think they noticed?

It is not a picture of the spaceship, it is picture of surface of Titan!

Definite proof of alien life close to home. Proof NASA is trying to hide.

NASA Whisperer

Dear Gentle Tenant, I do take kindly to your flattering praise. Not everyone recognizes genius and artistic style these days. You are a citizen possesing a rare and deep perceptiveness. Yes, I have also been concerned with the betterment of society, and I have been exploring avenues for controlling the breeding proclivities of the worst forms of subhuman mutant. At times it seems like a losing battle, but it is minds and souls such as yours that carry me over the frequent disappointments and obstacles. Have faith my friend, pure science will not be thwarted. In the end we shall be victorious! More volunteers please!

Now that reminds me of the time when I was just a boy, fired-up with all kinds of strange ambitions and twisted curiosities.
They say that blood is thicker than water, and I sure found that to be true, but why do they say that Jesus was born out of a virgin mother for Heaven's weird sake?
What evidence do they use? I've tried researching on this topic but I have not yet come across any useful explanations - but I digress.
When I first tried to make my own zombies, I found that the raw material failed to take the strain, but I persisted and finally my hard work bore fruit.
So let that be a lesson to you my friends.

I was wondering why the paint jobs on Titan were so rotten. Some better preparation and the sand worms would not have gotten into the walls so much.

Party Pooper

That is a patch on a painted concrete wall. Why would a space craft have a rough surface painted fashionably purple?

John Howard: "Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have immortal longings in me."
Maybe it was Cleopatra who said that, but I'm sure that non-core John should have said:
"Give me a political party and a nation, and within very few years I shall have built them both into smouldering ruins!"
Sure beats sniffing seats!

I sure hope your volunteers were landlords or similar racketeering filth, Doc. I have great respect for your acumen and talent Doc, and we will both do better if a few scum of the earth give up their tribulated souls for science.
BTW Doc, would you have a few ideas on how to stop land-stealing leeches from breeding and spawning their own awful kind? I just cannot abide seeing the awful spawn of land-thieves swarming around the place! Include real-estate agent property pimps in that for me. Thanks again Doc. You are a truly fine man - the finest man, and the saints could take lessons from you.

Not too many "regular persons" around inbred scarecrow country. Plenty of those with three legs being seen as normal for those tribulated parts. But even "a 3-legged dog with a tumor on its brain" has more right to life than those nightmarish, retarded, pig-poking, father-raping, sister-marrying bog-people.

I reckon since you is only innerested in brains, you won't mind me gettin the rest of him. I figger that if I can't git him good and warm in the summer sun, them Hauller brothers might could have a swell time with him.

just from seein a queer-folk in action. I reckon most everyones seen queer-folk before. Ain't nothin but a but a 3-legged dog with a tumor on its brain.

ie for my benefit only.

For longer living and loving and banging and whoring!

All Praise to the good Dr B!

Yours with a cock like a plinth,

Hairy Fuckyouruncle

Only a sissy and queer could know something like that for sure, I reckon.

Just one of them things that queer-folk get all riled up over. It don't mean no nevermind to regular folks, but to queer-folk, it gets their faces all pruned up like when they's watchin sports.

I kant spell either

Dear spelling failure, by the belligerent tone of your apology I guess you wish to sulk. Just get your act together turkey, or life will slap you around!

i was pissed when i wrote it cunt.

Thats right: cunt.

Did I spell that right cunt?

Look at this disgrace: "when your not looking." Tsk, tsk.
Try this next time: "when you're not looking." Thank you for your grovelling gratitude, but no thanks for your crappy spelling.

slant-eyed Nips, Zim. The more deader the better. Ain't good fer nothin - can't even use them for concubines, 'cuz they grunt out the ugliest look'n half-breed bastards!

I been tellin these Australien folks that they need to look north to the South. Old Dixie can be the Light of the Lord shining down upon the creation of New Dixie.

Now, yer name sounds a 'lil like a dot-head name. Or some other kind of foreign name. We cain't have no foreigners in New Dixie. Only perty white folks.

Now, that thar Wendy seems like she might be the right white kind of folk for New Dixie. Still ain't never seen no white Australien, only the negroid type. Kind of skittish on regular Australiens 'till I see a picture of one. How's about white-Wendy put a little glimpse of her up on this here forum. What do y'all Australiens have to say about that?

Can't wait for the Japanese to start holding commemorations of their war dead on, say the Kokoda Trail or, better yet, Sydnet Harbor!

It is a great Liberal tradition to sniff arses, indeed to buty one's snout deep betwixt the buttocks of one's mentor. It John Howard's case, look no further that the wrinkled white arse of George Wobbler Bush!

being pissed as a newt now i just want to know...
that bearded prick, did he know it was hard???
you know, reached down from space and squeezed it a little?
A spaceman Jesus who likes to tickle your knackers when your not looking.

Fuck now I got your idea.

Worship the Jesus of knacker tickling brilliance.

No splinter of the cross, just Christ poking your knackers....

With his tongue!

And do something fer a change. Help us make yer land, Asstralia, the land of New Dixie.

It would be glorious, Tenant, simply glorious.

Can't stand those whimpering parasite landlords. Just kneel on their throats until you get them greedy lying landlord mouths taped up real good. Then you can get on with the work without listening to their blubbering and whimpering.