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You bloody bastard Austrian scum! You and your kangaroos, barbies, waltzes, operas, music, beaches, schnitzel. You supported Hitler you filth, and next time I'm in Sydney I shall refuse to eat schnitzel, and I will avoid Vienna! So there - Strauss can get stuffed too! No wonder you pisspots have to screw your own families - look at John Howard - inbreeding!

That is sooo disgusting!

Now I better get back down to the basement... the 'family' is waiting for me ;)

Yours in Austrianess,

Grab my hairy Fudgeknucklese

Y'all's drink'n poison coffee? Sneak'n some kinda crazy new latte drugs in yer coffee?

You Aussies is somethin else. Cain't make do with all them durgs those chinks is makin for ya. Need more drugs, and now y'all is takin yer poison in yer coffee each mornin.

How's 'bout y'all just clearin out of that thar piece of land you got and let us Southern Folks set up New Dixie over yonder?

Don't worry CO I am doing fine in Cranbourne. Interesting to see you are revealing your hatred of the decent hard working Aussies in Cranbourne whose taxes are subsidising your latte-sipping bludging ways. Typical leftie; always someone else's fault.

Digger,

Proudly-in-Cranbourne

Thanks for your concern Digger, but why don't you give me some useful advice? You should feel free to take your own advice though. Now I will offer you some gratuitous advice - offer your services to non-core John as a welcome arse-parasite or personal jester. How is that shit-hole Cranbourne doing?

How about getting a job so you stop complaining about Australia's greatest ever PM.

Digger,

Cranbourne

"Victorys" - what? Have to get more sleep. "Victories" of course.

Well Digger, you've done it again - not many would have the courage to idiotically cling to baseless and misplaced faith, but you never flinch! No wonder the ANZACs had such victorys against their own lost interests.

When the 'people' don't follow your idiotic ideas you blame them!

No wonder your ideas have been consigned to the dustbin of history! Thank god for the true giants of Human rights Ronald Reagen and Maggie Thatcher.

Digger,

Cranbourne

It wasn't like she was sitting on the chair at the time!

I know crazy old John was famous for having his nose up wealthy arse, but this latest WA John Howard Party episode is ridiculous in the extreme. There goes the Liberal state election chances. Well done, you John-loving lunatic! Quick! Get the printing presses running to print-up some fake Labor Party fliers that support Osama - or at least Satan.

That well-known Church of Satan has many adherents these days, prime ministers past and present, the assorted scum of the earth, reeling through the streets, waving their crosses and other symbols of their Lord Satan, eyes rolling in their stupid heads, drool hanging in long threads from their slack, hungry mouths. Their real God is material gain. Land, rent, any form of tribute, sex with children or animals, worship of the Golden Calf. No degradation or falsehood too low, or too extreme. Otherwise they are okay.

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you around real hard. Sounds like ain't no one out thar wantin to rent you a place to smoke yer crack-pipe and be a whoremosexual. I reckon you ain't gettin the better of no landlord, otherwise you'd not be squeelin and yabberin like a stuck pig. You probably writen all this from the jail-house, on the jail-house computer, ain't ya?

Sorry! I meant developers. Getting too excited.

It is clear to me that Aussies are stupid to the last drop - the last drop of their own blood that is. No greater love has any fool than an Aussie who lays down his life to keep landlords, dirty delelopers and slippery politicians on easy street. At least we can see those Aussies who say, "I don't want to know, I just want to watch sport on TV" get their stupid, ugly faces smashed in by the real estate collapse. Bring it on!

I'll cypher you, pig-fucker. You bog-fairies must think we are all as stupid as you ignorant retards. I know what land stealing is, you abomination, and I know just what your God's warnings are all about mister cross-waving fake-Israelite misfit. The only thing in perpetuity is your sorry arse rotting out from a pig disease while you struggle to comprehend kindergarten ethics.

As long as it is some other dimwit paying the price for my freedom it's fine.

I hear that the German is bringing his own corpse out to Australia so he has something to bugger.

Hey Fritz! What's your problem? Our dead not good enough for you?

That last one looks more the sand worms of my colon...

Quite painful when I had to shit it out!

Trouble is, as it collapses, the USA is taking most of the world with it. Like a rabid dog, it will cause a lot of damage before its gets put down.

What's more, Turkey was neutral at the time. The ANZAC/British attack on Gallipoli was an illegal act of war!

Did I hear you right? Your land? You better hope there is no Hell, scum-creature. Repent now, because if there is a hell you Jesus-squeezer, this is why you will roast, you subhuman pig!
Leviticus 25:23: "The land shall not be sold in perpetuity, for the land is mine; for you are strangers and sojourners with me."
God's own words to low filth like you piggy-boy. Burn you bastard! Burn!

What cushy big-city does ya hail from. You ain't no country boy, so don't go and try to fool me, Tenant. Just man-up and tell me where you hail from.

Anyone who ain't payin my rent, that who. If you agree to pay my rent fer the chance to stay on my property and you dern't, you's stealin. If you ain't payin my rent, then you is oppressin me. So, that thar scum be you, Tenant you dumb 'ol cement-box dweller, city-slicken, coffee-slurpin, weaponless, helpless, government-dole slackin, ain't good fer nothin.

There you go again Digger. It was a good try, but you and I both know who built the Howard/Costello "prosperity" boom (household debt) that the Rudd crew inherited. Or are you going to tell me that toxic John's adoring public rewarded him at the last election? Be careful, they may come for you with the nets and stun-darts! Ease up on the alcohol.

When will you ever let up Chato? Australia is now run by the latte sippers favourite Kruddy. He even gave you the feel-good do-nothing apology you lot craved so much!

But what will Kruddy and his union bosses do now that they and their state govt mates are starting to wreck Australia's economy with their rising interest rates and inflation? Kruddy can't keep blaming Howard for everything that is happening now.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Let's just compare apples with scum Herpes-boy. Does the Tenant oppress poor people? He does not! Does the Tenant break the commandment "Thou shalt not steal?" No, he does not! Does the tenant feel lust towards filthy herpes-infected pig's arses? Certainly not!
So who is the filthy, low freakazoid now, you hillbilly bumfruit?

Ricky, you may have your hands full with trying to fix the herpes you got from your pig. For you the future is herpes. Forget trying to oppress tenants.

Depends on whether the property has been fully capitalised or not. If not you can always leverage the user or renter with a fiscal borrowing spliced with an unregulated bond security. Failing that you can make him pay with his missus if she is good looking enough and don't mind it going in through the out door.

God I love capitalism!

Currency values are declining, and land values are rising. Landlords who own highly leveraged land is gonna have a real windfal. Rent will go sky high, and dead-beat tenants is gonna get the squeez.

Because they let landlords and bosses bully them. Such weak fairies are good for nothing.

Probably miss the great escape worrying about the spelling on the tombstone

Not many Aussies realize that the initials A*N*Z*A*C stand for:
Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension.

Anzac Poem

From what I know the Carnation revolution started with a song...

How quaint. From whence will our revolution spring? The latest Kylie missive? Or perhaps the Krudd remix?

in our Kev. Unfortunately.

Lordy, there could not possibly be enough time for Tony the sneak to confess his sins. There is another reason for sure.

To confess his sins?

Good on ya Herr Funkymonkey. Don't let those protesters take your proud stick away and replace it with a limp and withered old carrot. Deny them your precious bodily fluids.

On fire or not, it is worthy of my holy devotion.

Herr Fuckedheruncle

I dint know you gaot herpes from kissin' yer favrit pig! Cuss yer to Hell Jesus!

He done found that among a bunch of jew fillings at Auschowitz. We learnt and prayed on somethin simular to this in our Sunday prayer group.

All you have to do is ask for His forgiveness....


Otherwise, YOU CAN BURN LIKE NAPAM IN SATAN'S CHINK-FILLED JUNGLE OF HELLLLLLL!!!!!!

Captain, I do believe you are ready to be a disciple of my new religion. With suitable training, you could be a high priest in no time at all.

Ricky, I do believe that your demon-cult religion is now defunct, but I would be happy to have you make contributions to my new, streamlined religion. It is based on a burning, holy stick that was extracted from the butts of the true gods of mount Olympus. Give up your toy guns and worship holy fire!
All contributions:- The reverend Dr. Chato, the New Faith Church of The Eternal Burning Stick of Holy fire C/- Xenoxnews, Sheet Crick, Ostrichlia, 666

I reckon you'd like to do that, Tenant. But, I do believe that yer Aussie Guberment has banned nails, as they can be used to make deadly suicide vests; and hammers - as they can be used to bludgeon someone to death.

Also, I reckon that yer Atheiests have banned all of the wooden crosses.

Here I sit a wait'n fer you, across all that thar water in the Brave New World, Tenant. I got guns, knives, switchblades, huntin knives, stockpiles of ammo, hammers, nails, dern near everythang a man could ever want!

And, what do you have, Tenant - nothin! not even a patch of dirt to call yer own.

I'm thinkin 'bout evictin a bunch of tenants from some run-down appartment buildings I have over in n*g*e*town Knowl and turnin it back into farm land. I reckon I could grow a heap of corn and run a still out back to make alchyfuel. I don't need to waste my nights shaken down corn to get money out of em, like I have to do to good fer nothin tenants.

WE all know the "cathlic church" is just another child-abusing religious cult, possibly the biggest and most powerful of them all. But his man seems a bit confused as to which brand of superstitious gibberish he belongs to.

Much time on their hands. Is this what y'all do when yer smokin Meth, guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol?

Good hard work is all you folks need to cure yer ills, gripes, and complaints. I never heard a hard workin slave complain about nothin. Ain't no time to complain, and it takes up good sleepin time.

The Satanic Church of Rome let that famous British sneak Tony Blair into its hideous ranks. That should tell us something.