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Don't think we have neither 'round here. Ain't no one doin any screwin on me. I got no need fer banks, fer Yankee-Street, or such. All's I got is on my land. I got 'nuf old silver coins to last me my lifetime. Got me 'nuf land to grow me anything I want. Got me a truck. Got me a computer. Got me a tank ful of gas fer the winter, and whole heap of wood.

Got me 4 tenants payin me money fer usin my land and some single-wides I got hear 'n thar.

Yer Aussie Bank is doomed. Y'all better git yer Aussie Dollars out right fast. Ya ain't gonna have no money nor no job to pay yer rent, Tenant. Then you ain't even gonna have a place to stay.

The Econonmy can dive straight to hell, and it don't mean no nevermind to me. I'll just buy up some more cheap land and some cheap sinngle-wides and rent 'em out to no-good flea-bitten tenants.

Hi again, inbred Ricky. If you weren't so pathetic, I might have called you some bad names - but I won't. Which one are you? The pig-poking bog-boy, or the rathouse inmate? As if it matters. I noticed the Jewish bankers have screwed you Seppos stupid for Israel. I don't know why you Seppos stand for it. Just a spineless lot of jellyfish in the Yoo-Ess-Ay, but Aussies are even weaker. It is following spectator sport that does it. Rots the brain away.

Y'all done boogered up the Engish language start'n 'bout 200 years ago. Appalachian English is thar closes thing to real English here-days.

Its (it's?) the gramma police!

Sun don't shine on the same dawg's tail all the time. I guess Ricky is bein the man on Xenoxnoos now, but Ricky don't need no fake Ricky split person thang ter tell yez bout that. Don't pay no nevermind to thet gall-darn idjit fake cyber-Ricky. He'd rather climb up a tree and lie to yer than stan on the groun and tell yer the truth. An he aint even real!

Better grammar please. "I want what he is drinking!" or "I want what he's drinking!" There, that feels better - doesn't it? We all must try harder Lordy. Think of the children.

It will get a lot more beautiful soon. When XenoxNews.com mk2 hits the stands!

I done won. All the Anarchyists is gone. All of them Communists is gone. All them drug-guzzling hippies is gone. Even the dumb old Tenant - he's been evicted.

Just me. Just Ricardovitz. That all that's here. I'm the King of No man's land. I own a piece of God's Country, this here part of the internet and my guns.

My world sure is a beautiful place.

I want what his drinking!

Where that thar Max Gross be at. He's a damn Yankee spy and probably the boy who's a mess'n up this here World News Headqartered.

If a Yankee kicked you in the head and then curb-stomped one of yer Aussie Tenants, what would y'all do 'bout it?

That fake Ricky is a real bitch!

fa sho. i totally dig your veiws.

So stop complaining.

Shoot, cain't even think of nothin smart to say. So, I'm just gonna tell it the way it is.

This here place is all fussered up! Takes too long to get them murderators to read nothin 'fore gittin it out on this here board. Takes too long for them Murderators to git thar new board workin.

Dumb old Murderators.

If Casey Anthony was try'n to figure out how to mix up a batch of Chloroforme to snuff out here youngun, Caylee, and had to rely on this half-assed Anarchyist place to git it from, that thar 'lill Caylee probably still be live today cuz you cain't get nothin fer nothin 'round here.

All of thar Yankee's worthless mortgages. That heep of manure's 'bout as useless as tainted Chink milk. Ain't good fer nothin!

I reckon you can donate all them perty mortgages to some Aussie Liar School and teach yer Liayers a thing 'r two 'bout Yankee Wortless Mortgages.

Shoot, I got some confederate money, twasn't worth nothing years ago, but now all these Dixie collectors want to pay me a heap of money for them Confederate bills.

So, thar's hope - in 'bout a million years all that worthless Yankeey paper might be worh somethin to a Yankee Worthless Mortgage collercor.

Good Luck, y'all - don't forget, you heard it from Ricardovitz first.

Alias is such a nice name for someone who does not realize that the Xenoxnews readership has already been kept well informed about the developing Great Depression II. But some more info cannot hurt.

Y'all git yer money out yet? Start stuff'n them pillows with Aussie Bucks. 'Cuz y'all 's fixin to be a bunch of sun burnt white boys and girls living in a the Aborigioneeland.

Y'all are a bunch of racists. 'sides, jest gimmee my black & white TV with rabbit ears. Don't need nothin other than that. That way the TV will tell me if he's a darkie or a whitey

Is this true???

Fee fye foe fum, I smell a rat

I told you that the other shoe ain't dropped yet. I told you that the Australian Bank done bought up too much mortgages on noth'n but swamp land.

Australia is goin' down, boys and girls. Your only redemption will be pray'n to God and electin me Prime Minister of Australia.

I y'all want greatness, y'all need Ricardovitz in '10

We must realize that this bailout plan adds nothing to economic growth and was deemed necessary to prevent a global collapse of the defunct financial system.
The proposal will shift hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to purchase rotten financial assets from Wall Street institutions and banks for much more than they are worth.

Your new home will soon be here.

Maybe we will be next!

I guess there is still room for mice. But this joint is just a ghost site.

All the same thing. Feed 'em to the gators piece by piece. Gators make better shoe leather than any brownie named Hamid.

Meanwhile, back in Dixne - I got all the guns I need to stop tyrants from takin me over.

If I was Hamid Karzai (current President, former Taliban supporter and CIA operative!) I'd be shaking in my slippers!

Binnie sure got great value for his little investment in a cheap hijack job: the US going apeshit all over the world and all over itself! US democracy crumbled along with the World Trade Centre towers!

Obie is a mere ankle-biter compared to these crazy, cannibalistic hell-spawn!

We dern't need to filth up this here place with Obomer's ugly mug. This place is filthed up enuf.

I don't care what "the job" is, I just want "our boys" to "stay the course" and keep on killing until "the job is done" or something sounding like that.

Why no pic of that son-o-satan Obama?

Condomsqueezer Rice looks really frightening. She's been touched twice - first the ugly stick, then the evil stick. They all look ready for their jackets.

Speak for yourself, Mr Beatitude. We supermen avail ourselves of the benefits of modern technology whenever it seems helpful.

How many generations into the future will taxpayers have to go to pay the debts of the exalted plutocrats?

Supermen don't need no guns

Confirming once again that capitalism (aka "free market") is a “gigantic system of speculating, swindling, and cheating"

ast yer a question. When the fake Ricky has jist gone fer good, do we all do sum funeralizin' 'bout him? Jist wanted ter ast yer 'bout that. God bless yer fine soul Doc.

We will be lumped with the bailout but we will forget it all by next week. By then we will back worrying over important things like whether Brtiney has her knickers on or not.

What we need is engineers - yep, engineers to make us better guns and knives and such. What y'all need is ME, Ricardovitz as yer prime minister so's I can pass laws that let y'all have guns and knives and such to protect yerselves. Yer gooberment is EVIL, and you need a Savior.

Vote Ricardovitz for Prime Minister of Australia in 2010.

I live in God's country and I report the news the way I see it right here on XenoxNews. Benway, Fake Ricky, and Tenant is all one and the same - probably some others too, I reckon.

Y'all is hearin from the one and only Ricardovitz. Still runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia in 2010 too. Thar's a whole heap of news fer me to report, so you boys and girls hold onto yer seats, ya hear.

kin give ya a big hurtin! At fust Ricky jist took it by mouth. Soon Ricky wuz hankerin fer more. Then in the last few months Ricky jist takes it anyways he could. That's the way the devil works. Ya'll kin never get enough. Ricky wuz hoppin' round like an ant on a hot skillet. Ifn yer don git yerself straighten out, yer goin deerect ter Heyll.

Hello fake Ricky. Remember me? My name is Doctor Benway, and I think you should know that the real Ricky wants his brain back - there is not much brain tissue remaining. It will not be long now fake Ricky, and you will go into that dark place you came from. I cannot cut any more brain trying to eliminate you, so you can see how important it is that you fade away soon. There may be a type of Heaven for multiple personalities, but I don't know about that. You cannot scream Ricky - you have no mouth...

Just for a moment there I was worried about what was to follow "down on your fucking knees and..."

Without science the earth would not be faced with total collapse and human skills based on the 6th sense would be well used and practised. There would be no need of any internet as true supermen do not need wires and radios.

You 'white coated supermen' are frauds; more like 'white coated snake oil salesmen'.

As the author of countless scientific publications (don't believe me? - fucking google it) I can only wonder at the amazing ignorance you lot display. Without science there would be no health, no economy, no pub, and NO FUCKING INTERNET!

I know that for you knowledge plebs it is hard to keep a logical train of thought in your head for more than a few seconds. But please do try to understand that there are those among you who have taken the next step up the evolutionary ladder. WE WHITE COATED SUPERMEN have created this world of pleasure and excitement for you. The least you could do is every once in a while GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND WORSHIP US!

Yours in logicalness, Prof Williams XenoxInstitute New Guinea Highlands

It is just the rough and tumble of business. It is this dynamic that drives innovation and wealth creation. If we had your way we'd all still be making tractors for our interminable 5 year plans.

By next week this 'black hole' will be all forgotten.

IP Freely,
JP Morgana

Benway, Tenant, Fake Ricky - y'all's the same folks.

Don't no nothin 'bout doctorin. Don't no nothin 'bout landlordin. Don't no nothin 'bout the grace and beauty of God's Country. Y'all been suckin mud thru a filter-straw fer way too long. It ain't gettin all the salt out and yer brains is shrinkin.

Science is all fine and good but just around the corner things are looking up, because I'm a drunk with women troubles and a dead end job.