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Which banks?

Better run on down to yer Aussie Bank and git that $1.27 you've got left. Soon, you ain't gonna have that neither.

It's not PM Howard who is digging Aussies into debt. It is the darling of you latte-sippers Kruddy! It has taken him less than a year to blow all the money Howard and Costello saved in 10 years.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Oh fuck me again my angel! I wanna have another one of those divine roots!

Any of y'all who think impersonatin Jesus Christ or the Lord Almighty fer chuckles is gonna be hornet food come Judgment Day.

Yer gonna think of me and say "God Bless Ricky - He Was Right....Oh, thar ain't no God 'round here....just SATAN, and he's whoopin my soul with a read hot Wasp Injection Knife.

Ricky - The Rapture - it's over. You have been left behind. Along with John Howard, Alan Jones, Dubya, Tony Blair, The Pope, and a huge supporting cast. A miss is as good as a mile. Saddam is our honoured guest - he saw the light just in time.

Eno - Apollo

Will put a pile of hurtin on some dumb old whale. Fill it's belly up like a big-old balloon.

Be sure to watch the Howard Years doco on ABC1 Monday night, 17 November. It is sure to be a laugh watching those ex-govt hack rip into each other. BYO beer, buckets and box of kleenex tissues

Keep eating your big bowls of steaming blubber, block-up your butt, and before you know it - you have a career in the John Howard Memorial Liberal Party!

YOU SAID IT, I READ IT, ITS ALL HAPPENING!

Blubber makes you constipated, dont you know that

There are about 50 million people in America that believe the "Apocalypse" will happen in their lifetime. These medieval nut jobs aren't just sitting around waiting for "the Rapture" (when their mythical "Jesus" will spirit them off to heaven), they are actively working against democratic progress, domestic and global. Right, Rick?

I wants me some whale blubber,
Gunna hop in me boat and spear me a sperm one,
And cook up a gobful

Luv ya me hearties

It ain't rocket surgery.

Thou knowest well thy strange craft dear fellow. Take care my gentle friend lest thou be consumed.

How about...

If it can't flap it can't fly
My third eye can piss as well
Hey titties were Gods gift to pullovers
A hand up her crack smells worse than in her bush
If you squeeze it like taffy it'll do no damn good

in Afghanistan. Just look at 'em. THEY'S ALL PURPLE. Afghanistiggers look like somethin off of Willie's Wonker.

How you reckon them purple Afghanistiggers got all purple like? Well, I'll tell you - it's 'cuz they's been huffin, snortin, injectin, and drinkin opium flowers. That's right, boys and girls, Afghanistiggers drink opium flowers, thus why they's all purple like.

Yankees is stupider than a one-eyed goat with an ice-pick stuck in it's ear.

If yer a Tenant, you ain't no good.

Doctors is only worth a damn if they's been huff'n ether - otherwise they ain't worth a one-eyed toothless, liquored up whore.

RICARDOVITZ FOR PRIME MINISTER IN 2010.

'bout no guns. She's got hers 'n I got mine. I dern't like her guns none. Tain't good fer nothin but shooti'n horney old bobcats.

Each of mine's got a special purposes. I got one each fer:

Tree varmints 'n rabbits
Bears
Deer
Fox
Bobcats
Tenants
Yankees
And a special one fer other undesireable trespass'n and burglarin pests that come in thar dark skinned variety. I call it my JC Chacer.

fucking economists are full of more shit than your average politician. Privatise the lot of them and then they can tell us how their bullshit theories work in the 'real' world!

is good?

New wife Ricky? Wasn't Wifey the pig good enough? I suppose a firearm gives a bigger bang.

It's them gooberment controled vendin machines. And, a whole heap of other things like cars and such.

Dern't let them DemoSocilists find out about all that killin - they's gonna threaten to ban them machines.

I'm inventin the "Obaminator" - any advice that y'all Anarchyists have fer me might be appreciated.

Yep - Ain't nothing say 'GIT OUT OFF OF MY LAND'" better than a American copy of a German copy sof a Spanish Cetme.

Yessiree, boys and girls - fires off them real man-killer bullets .308. Could bag a 12 point buck with that too.

When I git me 'nuf money fer that PTR-91, I'm gonna dress her all up like a prom-queen. I figure I need a night-vision scope, a laser, a forward grip, a heap of magazines, a bayonett, git it perrtied up in camo-colors.

I'm gonna name her the "OBAMINATOR".

Now my brain hurts! Where do these imbecilic right-wing fucktoids come from?

I no longer care if she is guilty or not. Let her go. Enough already!

It's so unfair that a woman who happens to have 4 keys of cannabis in her bag is immediately assumed to be guilty. The Indonesian judges paid no heed to her defence of, "It wasn't mine, it must be someone else's." If Schapelle - poor, sweet, innocent, defenceless Schapelle - had only stood before an Australian judge, there's no way she wouldn't have been exonerated with compensation for false arrest.

FREE SCHAPELLE! FREE THE POOR WHITE WOMAN FROM THE SWARTHY BARBARIC HORDE!

The rotten old monster is still at it! He IS the problem! Boyer bloody lectures. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at the self-serving Murdoch puke. What is the difference between a nazi and a filthy rich, totally corrupt old Zionist?

Do you think that Obama is going to win because the Republicans have such a bad candidate?
Why did John McCain make his final argument against Obama... coal?
That's his closing argument? William Ayers, Rev. Wright, spreading the wealth, Born Alive, meeting dictators without preconditions, etc. all have to take a back seat so that McCain can go to Colorado and New Mexico to talk about coal? Does this more or less explain why he's going to get his clock cleaned Tuesday?

Hmm, looks old Clem Ricardovitz is talking to himself now

The Jews should have used one of those on Jesus.

How about one of them reverse guns - where the bullet shoots out the back?

I think I'll git one of them lazer-scratchers to cut me a Rebel Flag on thar handle.

Yep, a rebel flag 'd look real perty. Cain't wait to git it.

Praise the Lord!

Ricardo, you are what is commonly known as a complete dick. You just had "your time" and stuffed things right up.

Black man in white House. Me think that there is some irony in that.

Yeh, I do.

Only one that a sweet Atlanta whore could cure.

Know any good ones sir?

Yours in a stiff&sticky mess,

Herr Fuckyouruncle

You Georgia boys are so big and strong.

And I mean 'real' big ;)

It would be so nice to get into a tent with you after a long day battling against the yankee hordes with you rebel boys. We could do some mud wrassling and some rodeo riding - bareback style!

I bags being your horse, you can ride me any damn way you want.

Luv,

Nancy Pants Southern Boy

The_Exorcist is bloody right! Look at the title graphic. Run for your lives!

'less yer a n*g*e* yerself, that boy Obama ain't gonna help you none. You wait and see, boys and girls, White Pride is gonna git a good bit stronger over thar next 4 years. Y'all idiots is gonna get real sick of seein that Obama screwin up our Nation. Then it's OUR time.

Women sex x-con

Where's mew mew?

COX MEN SEX NOW? Yes please!

Ricardo. you ain't got nuthin'! Your warped version of America just bit the dust so you go ahead, hide in your basement with your god, guns and ignorance while the rest of us make the necessary repairs.

Undoubtedly Osama and his minions will be thinking that newbie Obama will be a soft touch. I am willing to give Obama the benefit of the doubt for the moment. But he must stand fast against Islamofascism to maintain my support.

God bless,

Patriot

dont be a bloody idiot

Hope them Innerdnet Jews don't rip me off. I better git the real deal, boys and girls

Whatch I gotta do? Whoop you with a baseball bat? Smack you upside yer heads like I do my read-headed step-boy fer bein dumb and stupid?

I have a right mind to load up a heap of ammo and float up on thar northern shore of Australia. No, I ain't gonna attack!!! I'm gonna sell y'all some ammo fer yer upcoming revoltution.
$50 / each .223 round
$75 / each 9mm round
$200 / each .308 long range Man-Killer bullet

Come on, boys and girls - that's cheap! Now, buck up and join the Revoltuion.

Y'all probably ain't noticed, but I'm still in the heart of them red states. No Blue nowhere's to be seen.